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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


davidspackage posted:

Well, good things come in bears.

But enough about Tom of Finland

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bogan Krkic posted:

actually; sharks are not smooth, they feel like sandpaper

Wrong, they're actually smooth

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bogan Krkic posted:

they use sharks to sand woodcarvings in the carribbean, because they are rough

Wrong, native people know Sharks as the smoothest things known to man

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

They use sharkskin for the handles of the sharpest most elegant katanas.
They'd just slip out of samurai's hands because they're just too smooth

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Holy poo poo :perfect:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Dobson is what would happen if Ronnie was a total piece of poo poo with zero self awareness.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Crane Fist posted:

what the gently caress is an AIM

A.I.M. (Advanced Idea Mechanics) is a fictional organization of villains and supervillains appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. They are characterized as a network of terrorist arms dealers and scientists specializing in highly advanced and technological weaponry whose ultimate goal is the overthrow of all world governments for their own gain.

The network was eventually defeated and taken over by the Avengers and its remaining resources absorbed as a force for good under the names Avengers Idea Mechanics and American Intelligence Mechanics.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Shut up Owl

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/s_k_hanselmann/status/946859333572116480

hell yeah new MMO coming, in a POST OWL timeline.

guess when he got out he stayed out.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Owl is a piece of poo poo but doesn't deserve some of the things that get done to him, and he proves he's not a total bitch when he finally leaves.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Later she will inflate

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Good dog.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



What about a Police Dog???

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Invest in guillotines

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I can see why people don't like MM&O since it doesn't really have humor, jokes, punchlines, etc as we expect from a comic or entertainment in general. Achewood is a good substitute with more universal appeal

IMO Swan Boy sits in the intersection of the two circles, though with far more Achewood in the mix

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bear Enthusiast posted:

Man Providence is amazing and I wish Alan Moore would have talked about it more when he was interviewed for Chapo

Is that the Lovecraft pastiche that includes the bodyswap mind control rape of a young girl because I wish Alan Moore would cut that poo poo out

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


uvar posted:

My physical copy is stuck at a depot nearly an hour away that closes 30 minutes after I get off work :(

Break in and steal it

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Krinkle posted:

Take the text from the last panel and switch it with the ellipsis from the third.

No, it's still bad

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Goddamnit Werewolf Jones

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


John Alison's comics are good, and some are "complete" (though all his comics share characters and settings)

http://scarygoround.com

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


sinburger posted:

Scary go round is great, John is on hiatus though so it's as complete as it'll get unless you start buying physical copies of the Giant Days.

Good news, he's been updating Bobbins regularly over the past few weeks

http://bobbins.horse

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Finally, a good one of these

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Captain Hygiene posted:

Upon death, you will be assigned to eternity in a New Yorker panel according to your life's merit.

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


It's really weird to see Owl being assertive in a way that people listen to

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



This man later went on to marry Betty Boop (who is his wife, he's married to Betty Boop)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


krinklechip posted:

Walky is technically still going with no sign of stopping; dude recycles his characters and puts them in similar anti-fundi situations to work through his childhood and lash out at his fans

Is he still making porn of his characters because that poo poo was bad

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


krinklechip posted:

He is indeed still making various Pornographiques as he calls them.

I can't fault any artist for making porn, because porn sells. But the only page I've seen from Willis's porn had weirdly wooden expressions that I guess were supposed to be faces of ecstasy but just looked like everyone involved was in vague pain.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


John Lee posted:

So, you haven't seen an orgasm, or what?

I'm not doing a great job of explaining it but also I refuse to go hunting for the comic

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Cartoon Man posted:

Ghost loving and sexy Death, post your favorite spooky horny comic.







Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ghost Leviathan posted:

This is apparently Applewhite's work, and I feel it accurately describes the other half of webcomics that don't follow the previously posted pattern of a right wing meltdown in the 2010s.




(800 comics later)





This is parody though, right? Because it's a perfect one.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Grevling posted:

She's on a date with a child.

:confused: that's just Vincent Adultman?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Doom isn't a Doom-clone.

It's a Wolfenstein clone, duh

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Beachcomber posted:

Guy on the right is getting a good massage.

yeah I was about to say someone give me the number of that massage place

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Guybrush Pampsnoof. Mods!

Sounds more like a flooring inspector

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I ordered the MMO zine collection "Seeds and Stems" and it owns

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Beachcomber posted:

I would sacrifice all of MMO if it got rid of MMO.

Byzantine posted:

I would sacrifice all of MMO.

Cartoon Man posted:

I would sacrifice all of MMO.

what's that, more MMO, well okay then

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Zzulu posted:

You're telling me I could have a ghost wrapped around my penis even as we speak?

Does that mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

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