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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

But what if it's cold out?

There's always the ol' spicy keychain.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I can't draw, but how did that artist manage to become both pretty good and pretty poo poo all at once?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Karate Bastard posted:

Huh. What's the gay rolodex then?

This one.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Paladinus posted:

They are identical sockets.

If they were different he'd only fit into one of them, so the joke would be ruined. Way to go, joke-ruiner.

Well, presumably he'd only get into the wrong one with lots of lubricant and some brute force, and who does that!?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Paladinus posted:

With a bit of force you can jam a CEE 7/17 plug into a socket for CEE 7/16. How's that for a joke? You fuckwit.

Just the kind of apologetic alpha poo poo I'd expect to hear from a joke rapist.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Woebin posted:

That poor piss gnome is going to be so disappointed when it realizes the physics of that machine won't lead any of it to its eagerly waiting mouth. :(

Look at Mr Piss Wizard here who worries about not seeing the pump hidden behind the front panel, but not worried about whatever the gently caress it is that comes out of that giant return slot.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Josef bugman posted:

I must admit I don't like MM&A. I think it is for the same reason I can't get into things like Peep Show. Just everyone is such a poo poo I have difficulty even laughing about it.

Is this their leatherworking spinoff of Megg, Mogg and Awl, or their American Psycho remake Megg's Mergers & Acquisitions?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Olive! posted:

I'll build a labyrinth to house the enigma!

With cocks on it!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
With great art and lovingly-rendered genitalia. It's wonderful.

(e: now's your chance to edit your post to be about my mum's wedding album or something!)

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Randaconda posted:

Stop tainting Seabiscuit :mad:

Is that like rimming?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
This thread could just be Megg Mogg Bowl, Oglaf, and that cool UK one with the mad hairstyles and surreal plots and I'd be happy. Crazy people come in blasting Achewood everywhere like a drat black mould infestation.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Choco1980 posted:

Oh hey, a bunch of new posts in the comic thread, I'm ready for the hilarity!

...Oh.

Oh poo poo, why didn't you whine and not post any content earlier? I've got you, man!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Too lazy to do the whole thing, but wanted to see if this would look better like this, and it does.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Tiggum posted:

Gromit moved the eyes onto the faces. They weren't trying to say the comic was too long. That's why they said they were "too lazy to do the whole thing". They just didn't like the eyes hanging in mid-air.

Hooray! I was worried for a minute there.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

NorgLyle posted:

The first one of these that I ever saw (which was also by some coincidence nearly the very last one) remains the best.

http://www.alessonislearned.com/index.php?comic=42

I was hoping to find the punchline telegraphed early, but found this instead.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
That cat was stitched up by a criminal local government. The train is obviously already derailed as it's not wide enough to use those tracks.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

You're couldn't have saved either. They're both dead.

Basic syntax. You could at least have taught your kid that much, dad fly.

Is your crazy-rear end use of "You're" some sort of meta joke on your own terrible syntax?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I want to see a Megg, Mogg & Daisy Owl mash-up.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

RaspberryCommie posted:

A comic where Owl isn't a garbage person, or one where MM&O Owl has kids?

A comic where either Owl is Daisy Owl's dad in their art style, or Daisy Owl and her brother go to stay with their dad in MM&O in all of that artistic glory.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Precambrian posted:

Gwenpool grabbing all the sound effects so nobody hears them is good...

It really isn't. With Deadpool in the films (I've not seen the character in anything else) everyone else can think he's just crazy, like Ghost Leviathan said. But actually pulling words out of nowhere that makes sound not happen is stupid.
I mean, if you enjoy that then great, but I'm firmly in the "sigh" camp. (French comic is good, though.)

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
If that fucker is going to lean into that "one eye off to one side" gimmick, then do it to Spiderman as well damnit!

e: I guess you'd have his real eye out there, but not the one sewn into the costume? Would they make costumes with an extended eye area to accommodate these people?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG38VcjE770

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Slimy Hog posted:

Sorry, this thread is only for comics and comics have pictures.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Hogge Wild posted:

but the man isnt in the first globe

If he was he wouldn't need poo poo interpreted by a competent medium now, would he!

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

This prick needs to drop his gimmick or go all-in and stop half-arsing it.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Beachcomber posted:

Let's see:

Whipped cream, bread, milk, cheese, butter...

Don't forget chocolate. They have some sort of Stockholm Syndrome with the flavoured soap they think is chocolate in the US.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Don't cats seem to get stuck on curtains and can't unhook their claws? If so, you'd have a rope connected to pull them down. This is next level poo poo right here.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Krankenstyle posted:

That last one would be better without the first panel imo

Without the first 3 panels so you're wondering if he's some sort of snake dude.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Who What Now posted:

A bidet uses a gentle stream of water to clean your butt after you poop. I hope that clarifies.

Gentle? I'm jealous of your teflon butthole or light dusting of poop that would drift away on but the most gossamer of breezes.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Surely SpaceMoose buggering himself isn't rape anyway? He'd be fully onboard with it.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Krankenstyle posted:

just because hes a rapist doesnt mean he likes being raped

thats like saying murderers like being murdered

You seem unfamiliar with SpaceMoose.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

ImpAtom posted:

I can genuinely not think of a single art style in my head less conductive to porn than VGCats.

Dilbert? I've not searched, but I expect there is a ton of porn in that style and it must be pretty dire.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Carthag Tuek posted:

using toilet paper at all is wasteful. i use my kitchen sink as a bidet

Why the gently caress would I use paper at all when there's a handy brush sitting right there next to the toilet?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Krinkle posted:

Where do I read the latest Meg Mogg and Owls? I read this entire animal crossing arc and it ended with warlock paul's mom's death? And when I remembered to go look again , from hanselmann's twitter bio's links, it said i needed an instagram account to read so it made me think I was in the wrong place. Does anyone have a link that doesn't require an instagram account to read?

I use this link that someone posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822798&userid=130500&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

By popular demand posted:

The moment Kyanka stops getting paid for it I'm buying someone the second to last panel as an avatar.

Viz is so chock-full of weird drawings you could give everyone something amazing. The Dr Poo one with the Tom Baker-era Doctor trying to find somewhere to have a poo poo is gold. Drunken Bakers, Fat Slags - let alone the one-offs like "The Pirates in Ben's Pants".

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Ooh that reminds me, Simon Hanselmann has been posting a massive longform MM&O story with 10 new panels posted pretty much daily* since March 14, that's 196 x 10 panels so far and no end in sight yet.

It starts here: https://www.instagram.com/p/B9sB-C3hQ_X/


Here's a handy link to see it all on SA: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822798&userid=130500&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
Aren't the rare few poisonous snakes poisonous because they eat other poisonous things and store that poo poo in their bodies?

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Rust Martialis posted:

Do you like MM&O?

After the reveal that Werewolf Jones is actually a werewolf, I'm wondering when Megg is going to actually cast some spells.

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Don't tell me it doesn't look like a person with leg-warmers hugging their kneeses?

Arrhythmia was questioning the supposition that she has other knees, alongside the ones she was born with.

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