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I watched that whole thing, end to end. I am a better man for it.
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Feb 24, 2017 01:25
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Apr 25, 2017 21:51
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So that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness … Duder … or , if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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Oct 24, 2017 16:10
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What was the name of that series of YA books about this weird kid, then adult repeatedly finding himself stuck in the Canadian wilderness and having to fend for himself? I think it was... Pronounced posted:Hatchet? Yeah that series.
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Jan 15, 2018 23:11
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I'm a big fan of postmodern architecture. It's why I bought an art deco mailbox.
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Jan 17, 2018 20:02
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Phanatic posted:A mailbox is mounted on a post. An art deco mailbox is post modern architecture. You see. thaaaaaaaaaaaaank you.
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Jan 17, 2018 21:00
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Krankenstyle posted:& eating avocado on toast and/or rear end taco child played by jeff goldblum: why not, uhhhhhhh, both?
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Apr 20, 2018 15:58
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vyelkin posted:He looks like Mr. Bean. A joke has been told. It has been explained. It was, is and will be again... A joke.
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May 4, 2018 22:28
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Nude posted:
It's semaphore, except all it communicates is "you will probably learn more about my self diagnosed mental illness than mega man in my thirty minute youtube mega man retrospective."
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May 29, 2018 15:30
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Karate Bastard posted:This is really specific. It's that old comedy chestnut where you want to be more specific with your references, preferably silly. That thing I said is the Lake Cucamonga of how one might conduct their life.
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May 29, 2018 20:49
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Grendels Dad posted:Garfield kills people? *takes pipe out of mouth* in the sense that he represents the apex of vain, selfish and indifferent western overconsumption, yes, there is much blood on his paws *places pipes back in mouth, begins sucking it into mouth while chewing, shattering teeth and tearing apart the soft palate with splinters*
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Oct 27, 2018 16:16
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Das Boo posted:poo poo, okay. I can't quite parse this. I'm hoping it's because I'm sick in bed at 4 AM, but it reads like she's talking around it very hard. I'm not trying to criticize her, I just really don't understand what happened. It’s not just you. She’s a very bad communicator and it makes it hard to parse. I’m just gonna assume something happened instead of hacking through it; undergrad creative writing professor get paid to do that poo poo for a reason.
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Feb 2, 2019 18:17
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:That is a very weird rapsheet. That's the most specific kind of rear end in a top hat I've ever seen on this forum. Haha the only reason they said one issue of Sandman was any good is because of a mod challenge issued on the 2nd to be positive, or else, and they couldn’t even get that down on paper without adding some poo poo at the end. It takes all kinds cuz it has no taste.
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Feb 4, 2019 15:01
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Arrhythmia posted:No, Shmorky really did lose his mind in a major way Didn’t he also find a partner who managed to be crazier than him? Or at least more dangerous.
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Feb 12, 2019 03:40
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A schizophrenic neo-nazi and he still abused her. Yikes bikes.
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Feb 12, 2019 15:09
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Karate Bastard posted:Good. Abuse those nazis. She was a nazi spy, infiltrating the ranks of the sa failsmen in order to steal our comedy tech and bring it back to the Reich. It’s how that stonetoss guy came to exist.
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Feb 14, 2019 15:49
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Len posted:Sorry for being too specific. It’s clever, cute and reference based, but the references are to, like, classic authors and weird fashions from history. The kind of thing where I say to myself, this was funny and I appreciate the perspective, but I never laugh. Although if she had anything to do with inspiring the rappin nerd play I may have to consider her an enemy of the people.
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Feb 16, 2019 15:29
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Len posted:The government shutdown prevented a friend of mine from going to see the play and I feel like it was probably doing him a favor. Urban legends say that if you see it three times your clothes magically turn into a lands end button down tucked into khakis, and a lanyard autographed by Joe Biden materializes around your neck and can never be taken off.
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Feb 16, 2019 15:45
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Karate Bastard posted:Sounds loving awesome actually The lanyard’s band is said to bear the logo of the Seattle Seahawks. Mind you, this is all conjecture. Anyone who has seen Hamilton thrice is way too busy workshopping with their improv group, Wonk’s Entertainment, to confirm. E: it’s a seriously huge improv group. The fbi are thinking of labeling them a gang.
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Feb 16, 2019 16:58
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The Far Side is apparently really popular with scientists. Can confirm. For birthdays Fermilab uncle would hand Larson collections out in tandem with the sort of poo poo you find in one of those smart kids stores that have names like Spark: Meaningful Diversions For Questing Young Minds. It’s like, neat, Wiener Dog Art and a three dimensional clear plastic puzzle model of the human brain. You know my parents dont have money and mom decided to deny me all pleasure and feed me coffee as an alternate treatment for ADD, right? I was counting on you to slip me a Gameboy or something, but ok. This is how you’re gonna do me, Uncle Bob. That’s fine.
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Apr 9, 2019 11:05
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He didn’t really ask nicely. Right off the bat he was intimating you’re gonna get sued if you keep it up. He threatened passive aggressively. It was like a shakedown performed by the midwestern mom mafia.
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Apr 10, 2019 11:29
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Criminy, I did not see that- I wouldn't call it a hot take... sort of, like, a you got hit on the head and now you can taste feelings take, let's say- before I weighed in on the extremely important subject of how Gary Larson wrote a post ten years ago.
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Apr 10, 2019 15:37
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VanSandman posted:Twenty. Twenty years ago. Ah. Hm.
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Apr 10, 2019 16:37
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I'm docking everyone points for not going after the one poster that hates white people for using "basic" as a slur, when its root as a gendered insult could have been weaponized to assert that they hate women. I mean, come on. Step up your internet twerp brinksmanship game.
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Jun 26, 2019 05:01
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projecthalaxy posted:It was interesting seeing grocery stores in the UK and Germany when i was over there because i mean they had prepared and canned and frozen foods etc and people bought them, despite every single person on the internet telling me that only an American would be so depraved as to not mill their own flour every day and etc. We have literal children concentration camps at the moment, but Europeans mainly focus on how we call a fried piece of potato the wrong thing, etc. Being a petty hypocritical dipshit is right up there on the list of traditional ways to greet people in the uk/continental Europe.
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Jul 6, 2019 03:08
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Slimy Hog posted:This is the dumbest derail this thread has seen, and that's saying something. According to my grandfather, in Scotland they settle these sorts of disagreements by emitting highly focused cones of deadly sound and whomever is able to overcome the other persons cone of sound with their own kills them Scanners-style, then is rewarded by the audience with biker speed and cranachan (both fresh, not store bought).
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Jul 6, 2019 20:46
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BioEnchanted posted:No, the universe is Lasagne. Heaven is the top layer of pasta and bolognese, earth is the middle, and Hell is the bottom. That would make Garfield more like a Galactus character.
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Aug 13, 2019 14:23
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Collapsing Farts posted:owning pets is slavery hth I have serious doubts that you actually hoped that helped.
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Oct 27, 2019 15:36
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Peanut Butler posted:buncha self-loathing fat ppl Technically, a group of fat people is called a “Wad”.
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Oct 28, 2019 16:53
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Josef bugman posted:but it doesn't ever feel malicious That is a hell of a damning defense. Sure it’s awful trash but I don’t think it ever tried to deliberately talk the readership into suicide.
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Jan 7, 2020 04:03
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By popular demand posted:It's a right wing meme, because being forced gay is an actual fear that morons have. it's praxis
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Jan 11, 2020 21:02
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's a way of suggesting one is turning thought into action. In socialist rhetoric "praxis" would be, say, hosting a food giveaway for those in need as opposed to merely posting about it on an internet forum. also, replying by saying something silly or exaggerated is praxis, or asking if it is praxis, has been common low effort humor judo for I want to say like three years now. now that we've sucked the air out of the bag containing this humor it should stay fresh for months.
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Jan 12, 2020 07:40
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hellbastard and his gbs skeleton pirate comic cult were awful and you made me remember them so now you’re awful by association, as am I.
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Jan 13, 2020 07:01
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I had a freshman English class where, after we finished The Awakening, the professor went into exhaustive, goggle eyed, detail about how one suffers while drowning and all I got from that class was maybe don’t get a phd in English Lit since you apparently spend the rest of your life afterward sitting around, thinking about flinging yourself into the ocean, the knowledge that Kate Chopin got it wrong all that keeps you at your desk.
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Feb 10, 2020 15:53
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I just keep the same old scratched up cheap glasses until my vision gets worse, or we have enough money that I can get an enthusiastic agreement from my wife when I bring up laser surgery. I used to buy stupid expensive frames and lenses and would fall asleep with them on, twisting or breaking them. I paid like $60 and agreed to take a brown paper package to a guy by the docks for my optometrist for these and they’re near invulnerable. Scratched to hell, but life is about learning to live with ever mounting disappointment and annoyance so that you can enjoy your old age. Contacts would be pricey, permanents only, and my vision is so bad that I’m pretty sure I’d be shoving actual full sized glass lenses into my head.
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Feb 12, 2020 15:19
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Johnny Aztec has activated a lot of us ludicrously poo poo eyed goons. Luckily for them we’re a strange collection of mole people and cave mutants so we won’t be able to see them. Unluckily for them we perceive by smell.
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Feb 12, 2020 20:21
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JOHN SKELETON posted:TikTok is Vine without the comedic timing. So pretty much worthless TikTok is Vine if it was exclusively used by the residents of Xenia, Ohio in Gummo.
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Feb 22, 2020 04:25
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This artist is a single miserable person. How do I know? I am a bad prosthetic big brain Star Trek alien that sits in judgment of all living things. You think you can escape my judgment, but you can’t. Not even I can escape my judgment. Note how I called out the shoddy craftsmanship of my own prosthetic big brain. All shall be judged unfavorably.
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Paladinus posted:Took some very creative googling, but I've found it! I think the person who wrote this married my brother and is now living with my family while she follows her dream of doing community theater in the middle of Indiana & my folks pay and do labor to fix the pasteboard death trap straight out of a Johnny Dowd song that she acquired... somehow. She seems extremely happy, so maybe this comic is on to something.
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