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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Those imaginary bears are so loving down for that fight.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Brewmaster posted:

Crosspost from the weird fan art thread.



Way too handsome to be MMO Characters

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Trying to find a comic

It's little stick figure people doing Star Trek: TNG and Jean Luke Picard going " This is bullshit! I'm a Shakesperian trained actor! She's an empath! That means she 'senses' what people 'feel'. Ooh. Science fiction" or similar.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Tuxedo Ted posted:

Pictures for Sad Children



Exactly what I was looking for. Thanks.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I don't have a super strong opinion on MM&O. I don't find it funny, but I don't know if it's supposed to be or not. Whatever, if you like it, great. If not, scroll and move on.

Comic tax:


Don't think I've seen anyone post any Manly Guys Doing Manly Things here before. The creator used to work on Ugly Americans and currently is on some new show.


CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Actually forgot, this one is probably my favorite of hers

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

finalellipsis posted:

are we almost at the "analyze the new pbf for 10 pages" point in the spiral yet or was that a different thread

I think that was the CAD thread. Or maybe one of the old Newspaper comics threads.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Powaqoatse posted:

also i need to know what is the red book between hannigan and de sade

my closest read is "Omm LahRormrmmrm" which is obviously not correct

Ohm Lebowski, so I hope you can recognize one of our great modern philosophers.

Actually, I can almost see Omm Descartes, so ?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

frankee posted:

he is a horrible person who sometimes does good things

Finally, a character I can identify with.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Krankenstyle posted:

whats that old newspaper comic with the fat guy who just beats up people who are rude or have lovely opinions?

someone post a bunch of that guy pls

Everett True






CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Dude also has a furry inflation fetish*. Or maybe he keeps them separate, IDK.



*was brought up in old CAD threads. And I think if you go to his DeviantArt/FurAffinity/Blog you can see signs. Like furry inflation porn.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Hexyflexy posted:

I can't quite eek a loss edit out of that one.

Eh

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

lofi posted:

Why is love 'confessed' in manga, I've never understood that.

Because to express outward emotion is improper. You must remain stoic and impervious at all times. Therefore, when you love someone in a manga story, it has to be a secret. Then, you get to confess to the crime of having feelings or possibly the worst crime of all, not being some kind of soulless husk.

Did that sound racist? It's not meant to be.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ubergnu posted:

Totally a Jojo character. Needs some chains, leather and a fluffy scarf though.

Have you seen Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome? That's all Tina Turner wears.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Just Offscreen posted:

The Final Sacrifice.

I wonder if there's loss on the sun?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
This is what happens when you post Far Side comics online, people. Gary Larson asked the whole internet not to do that 25 years ago, and everything was OK. But someone decided to be "cool" and now look what happened.

In all honesty that should probably go in the knockoff/bootleg thread.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

You're couldn't have saved either. They're both dead.

Basic syntax. You could at least have taught your kid that much, dad fly.

I read it as he couldn't save both of them, so instead he chose to save neither. Technically it works, but is unclear. 6/10

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Poldarn posted:

Was there a really big market for military religious comics in the 60's?

e. oh god pretend this wasn't a snype.

Big enough. There was a huge movement in the 50's that (almost) all comic books were evil and used as a means of "Seduction of the Innocent", corrupting and warping the minds of the youth to act out and rebel*. Some dingbat psychologist along with an army of meddling over-reactors drew up a list of rules to assure that the contents of comic books were of high moral standard. Basically this list of rules had things that you would kind of expect (No sex, no drug use, the villain had to lose**, etc.) and comic publishers at the time either changed to fit these rules or closed up shop.

So, in a time where you wanted to sell comics and get moms and dads to buy them for little Jimmy, having morality tales about how Communism is BAD, Jesus is The Best, and don't trust those dirty foreign types, was an easy way to placate middle class America and make a buck. So it's less "there's a big market" and more "It's this or nothing".

* See also rock music, television, video games, dungeons and dragons and anything else that old people don't like.
** This is not an accurate list, as I am doing this all from memory, but if you are interested, look up Comics Code Authority and see what the rules really were.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Brute Squad posted:

I forgot Doctor Destiny's real name was Dee. I am hearing this song in a completely different way now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETFODVN6fE

Been a long time since I spotted another MMBT fan in the wild.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Is this a fingerpori?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Does anyone have any of the Mass Effect comics from around when 2 came out? Some were MS paint-ish, some were much better hand drawn. Anything you got would be good.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

What was the awful store in the mall that sold movies and endless amounts of stuff like this?? I know I saw this in there in 2002 or 3 or 1.

FYE? https://www.fye.com/

Or if you are really old, Suncoast.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
fish fish
sheep sheep

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Slippery posted:

And this in turn is from forever ago :) but i remember the post you're replying to, (as you can tell I lead a very interesting life) about a tv show whose intro lyrics mentioned 'animaal crackers in my soup' -- but, I googled 'Zoo Family' and didn't find anything like that. I'm sure I'm missing something obvious though. Do you by chance have a link?

A little googling and I came up with this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrRQbnm8tTE

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Filthy Haiku posted:

Nah, he's just fine at that stuff, especially the software end of it. He's an install wizard.

He's an install wizard? That has to be a glitch.
I hear those install wizards got carpal tunnel wrist.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Slimy Hog posted:

Let me guess, the artist is the second kind.

The website is "litterbox comics" I think their stance is with the cat people.

ED: Yeah, I looked. Imagine a comic about trying to be a "cool mom"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

My Spirit Otter posted:

wow, itd sure be nice if we could go a whole five minutes without someone bringing up sexuality!!!!!!!!!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Dr. McNinja, another (former?) goon comic. http://drmcninja.com/newreaders.php The guy behind Nerdroid did some of the coloring.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Such Fun posted:

Completely trivial, but in the first page the female character corrects one of the pugs saying
“Puppies, like Colfax and I”, saying it should be “like Colfax and me”.
English is a second language for me. I know ‘I’ sometimes is replaced with ‘me’ in current English, even when the pronoun is the subject in a sentence. I’ve been corrected on my use of ‘X and I’ or ‘X and me’ by native speakers, inconsistently of the function of the function in the sentence; I would defer to the native speaker.

But in this case: is ‘Colfax and I’ not the subject of a new sentence, instead of the object of the word ‘like’? I see ‘like’ not as a verb, but as a comparative noun (this is what google tells me a vergelijkend naamwoord is called); if you would extend the sentence it would be: “like Colfax and I are”.

I get that is the dumbest thing to ask about in a comics thread. But if been corrected so inconsistently about this, this comic is making me feel like I’ve been gaslit by a score of agresively pedantic Anglos

In general, to native English speaking people, the easiest way to sound "correct" is to imagine the sentence without the other person. "Tony and I went to the store" > "I went to the store". "Do you want to go with Bob and me?" > "Do you want to go with me?" If you swap around "me" and "I" in the above sentences, they sound wrong. "Me went to the store" sounds like caveman talk and "Do you want to go with I?" sounds weird. If someone I knew talked like that I'd assume it was them goofing around.

As stated though:

Arrhythmia posted:

Bad news: no one knows or cares and are just saying what sounds right to their ears.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Len posted:

Plus how many other games have "roll to cheat death" as a mechanic?

Dark Souls?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

beanieson posted:

What’s wrong with that tall rabbits face? It’s like, missing key parts of what make up a face.

Shbobdb posted:

Is that a trans rabbit that was assigned skunk at birth?

To answer both of these questions it's helpful to know that the creator of this comic is legit crazy and stupid as poo poo. They currently have three (3!) daily, nationally syndicated comic strips that are all completely batshit.

The short version is that in this comic, technology is magic, and the anthropomorphic cast can change their appearance by using said magic, which takes many forms. The taller rabbit, either was originally a rabbit, who had a procedure done to look like a rat (because reasons), or was always a rat, but the aforementioned magic allows you to just change species. Which I think happened to her late last year to teach her a lesson. So like all magic, it's completely reversible. Or it isn't or whatever. It's very poorly explained.

The smaller rabbit is the rat's adopted daughter, who is a skunk, who used the same magic perfume to look like a rabbit to go along on this adventure. Because if a rat and a skunk wanted to get into rabbit territory they could not.

The comic also has several tone deaf trans stand in characters but rather than moving from male to female, they move from predator to prey. So a wolf has surgery to transition to a sheep. In part, because he fell in love with a sheep. That he had been using as a head covering to hide among the sheep.

Seriously, just go read the comic strip thread.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Who would have thought the old rear end to have so much blood in him?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Garrand posted:

Why is there a comic about my life?

Look at the ego on Garrand here. It's a comic about an obese, suicidal, bearded, anime loving, socially awkward man child, whose favorite food is chicken nuggets.

It's a goon bingo card made up entirely of free spaces.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Screaming Idiot posted:

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERZERKER

Screaming Idiot posted:

WOULD YOU LIKE A CORKSCREW DUCK
BERZERKER

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Silly Burrito posted:

How do I make money sitting on a beach reading a book?

Are you so stunning to look at that people would stare at you from a distance/pay for a photo of you?

Notice that I said "stunning" and not "pretty" or "attractive" or "pleasant to look at"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Technocrat posted:

Is "Imbattable" a pun in French of some kind that doesn't carry over to "Invincible" in English?

It's "Unbeatable", but I think they just kept with the "I" theme.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Empty Sandwich posted:

for reasons I don't fully fathom, I love Gamer Dilbert.

but I haven't recommended it to anybody, because I don't think I know anybody else who'd like it

Well, I like it, but I already know about it, so I guess you can't recommend it to me.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Kennel posted:

T O O N H O L E




Everything in this comic should be labeled 2020

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ZixTheYeti posted:

He used to be. The show established that he’s an ex-terminator after all. :haw:

Do we have an emote that combines a boo with a golf clap?

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Ok this one got me lollin

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