Collapsing Farts posted:

The moral of the story here is that, if you're unhappy you should go on killer sprees

Len posted:

It's me, I'm the curmudgeon that thinks it's not really funny and her preschooler sucks and should feel bad.

Das Boo posted:

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

loving hell those shoes are huge.

gleebster posted:

No, it's lazy crap.

HPanda posted:

It’s the comic “Massively Multiplayer & Online” which is a 2000’s era comic about two dysfunctional friends who play Everquest, Dark Age of Camelot, etc. and shows what MMO players be like. It was never funny unless you played the games, and then was only somewhat chuckle worthy. It also usually requires a huge write up explaining the joke, and was later revealed to just be the two creator’s fantasized versions of themselves.

umalt posted:

The context is, FAU, that you should ban these intellectual perverts for enjoying a bad comic.

Just kidding! You should mute them, because muting people always works on the internet!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

oh yeah, how could I forget?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

well of course it's lamer out of context, you need to give it until about the 5th major story arc until everything really clicks into place

Nurge posted:

I'm going to spoil everyone's fun here. The comic is actually Megg Mogg and Owl.

example:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

well at least it saves me from writing the rest of this post where I try to come up with a justification for why it's funny that's somehow even less funny and sends FAU and Danaru down a mental spiral of "how do so many nerds care enough about this to argue about it for pages every time it comes up?"

e: I have to point out that there was no communication or coordination between us, as far as I can tell three of us independently and simultaneously posted "It's Massively Multiplayer & Online!"

Skwirl posted:

The major issue is we both eat frozen food, but American frozen food is better and they're loving jealous of it so they pretend no eats it in Europe.

System Metternich posted:

So, this discussing of old but inexplicably still-running webcomics made me take a look at Sinfest, and, uh...

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I hate that I still recognize Sluggy by sight. Don't think I've kept up with it for more than a decade now.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Okay, with zero context this is kind of darkly funny (I've never read this comic). He apparently hates his own daughter so much that when faced with two of them he immediately pulls the trigger?

Seldom Posts posted:

Was is just a fever dream or did Dr. McNinja have a guest comic where time travellers killed Hitler and then giant hasidic jewish people destroyed the world? I seem to recall both Hastings and the guest artist being suprised that it would be considered anti-Semitic and had to be convinced to take it down.

ArtIsResistance posted:

How do I disable signatures l m a o

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

First game with multiplayer-specific maps and built with multiplayer in mind from the outset. Also I think they were the first to do IP-based multiplayer? Or to use client/server architecture? I don't really remember but yeah either way it's probably not what the comic meant for "First multiplayer"

I'd argue it's the first one to really make MP a thing. Kind of how Doom wasn't the first FPS but it's inarguably the grandfather of the genre, Quake wasn't the first online MP game but it made online MP what it is today

Skwirl posted:

yeah, but part of that was people realizing how much better it makes you multiplayer, without the competitive push that might not have happened. It wasn't part of the default controls.

Nitrox posted:

If you not a moderator, you not embedding poo poo

Whybird posted:

I mean, I hate to go to bat for this guy but the underlying message of "bullying ruins childrens' lives and gives them scars that might not ever go away, and it's kinda hosed up ten years later to pretend that you were actually friends and you didn't make someone's life a misery for your own amusement" is a correct and important one.

I just really, really wish he wasn't delivering it like a self-righteous rear end in a top hat.

duck trucker posted:

Dobson is frustrating cause his art style isn't terrible just incredibly bland and if he put any amount of effort at improving it would probably do wonders. But he won't.

But then his jokes would still suck rear end.

Tall Tale Teller posted:

I love that he seems to be an animation pedant and then he’s mad that the muscle man doesn’t want to watch my little pony. A show for children and adult men who want to have sex with horsies.

beanieson posted:

Man Oglaf really sucks sometimes.

beanieson posted:

wow

Tiggum posted:

Can anyone read that signature? I saw this posted on some random Facebook page and would like to find the source.

Slimy Hog posted:

Huh?

Slimy Hog posted:

Oh I'm just dumb.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

But that's not how... it's in the name... I....

Skwirl posted:

Honestly, these are all just over explaining the joke. Just post the funny gif without the preamble.

Yoshi Wins posted:

I really think Wonka went overboard for killing a girl for chewing gum. C’mon, bruh, that’s almost exactly the same thing as sucking on an everlasting gobstopper.

Killing fat German kids is ok though.

Who What Now posted:

Mr. Sunshine posted:

The Great Glands Elevator, you say?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

The aliens who spell SCRAM in an elevator

Arrhythmia posted:

Kit Walker posted:

Mind posting it? Because I’m probably not gonna bother reading it!

Shai-Hulud posted:

Found this in an old version of the thread were someone asked for it and someone else found it in an even older version of the thread.