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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Gann Jerrod posted:

Merry Christmas, Geeks and Gamers!



I swear there was like a youtube or something of someone doing a reading of this that at the time I found hilarious but I have never been able to find it again ):

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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Len posted:

It's four sentences long, what even is there to dramatically read?

basically iirc it was extremely boosted so the audio was real hosed up and I don't know why but I found it super funny.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Too many people are liking that comic in here, so it falls to me to dislike, nay, actively dislike it and poo poo on it whenever it comes up now.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I was in Austria 2 years ago and the hotel had poo poo shelf toilets.

loving nasty.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Martian posted:

I still think he was just looking for an excuse to write a comic about having a threesome with Bugs Bunny.

And he loving found it before I did the gently caress!

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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mrfart posted:

This is one of these comics where I feel I'm old because I don't get it, but then find out there's nothing to get and it's just poo poo?

Or I'm really missing something?

What's there to get? Gamer guy is still hung up over games and high-school level poo poo while other people have moved on with their lives. Gamer guy is dissing a dude for working at a grocery store despite it being an honest job.


The joke in the alternate comic is that because the gamer guy is a gamer he loves to save. This can mean both save a game as one might do in a video game to save their progress in case one makes a mistake later or wishes to shut down the game running and then return without losing progress. It can also mean saving money by buying cheaper products. In this case, gamer guy is buying "off-brand" "spam" which is cheaper than spam so he is saving money.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Is it gay to jerk it to a cartoon womans rear end that's drawn by a man?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I remember there being more to that, but I can't remember the source.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I don't think I count as a regular but I'd take a gorilla if someone's just giving them away.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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If it is any consolation there is also a band called tank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BDUEHWOWwY

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

I can't believe I found a plot hole in a Fingerpori. If he wakes up, he sees the cat.



Look at this rear end in a top hat who can open his eyes after waking up.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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why these make like feel like stroke happen

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Is someone making their living make that?

Who pays for it?

Change my diaper!
Told you!

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Arrhythmia posted:

Her ... other.... knees?

Is this not the continuation of ariel needs legs?
I admit the art is worse but I assume they got a new artist or something.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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All black fizzy drinks are colas.



is a cola

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Skwirl posted:

Does boiling water even do anything to a ghost?

Someone doesn't know how to make holy water

boil the hell out of it

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Skwirl posted:

I'm not going to say there isn't child sex trafficking, but there's way the gently caress less child trafficking than people who constantly scream about it think there is.

Oh so we shouldn't do anything to combat it then I guess huh?!? Just let them folks diddle kids all wantonly?!? You want the kids to get diddled?!?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Today is the beginning of the new you.



One month ago you made yourself a promise: you were going to turn your life around. You were going to get a real job, stay out of jail, and not get into any more trouble with cults. Nobody thought you could do it; they said your questionable reputation, lack of any useful skills, and flagrant alcoholism would always hold you down.

But you had a plan.

You were going to start over, far from home. You pawned off your belongings, withdrew the rest of your inheritance, and narrowly managed to buy your way onto a merchant ship bound for Cyrodiil.

And now you have arrived, alone and penniless in a foreign country. Rounding up to the nearest week, you’ve been sober for an entire seven days. This is your chance to be whatever you want to be. Whoever you want to be.

You think you’ll start with a new name. Something less ethnic, maybe suitably Imperial, to fit in in your new home.

> Enter name

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Mx. posted:

does the guy who made this still lurk the forums, waiting to post missives about how he saw the dominic deegan rape storyline and decided to make a real heroic rapist story or something like that

I do not know. I just recently saw a video on homestuck that reminded me that this thing existed.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Tree Bucket posted:

Well they're not humans. Unless there's some deep moomin lore I'm missing?

Moomins are humans with no poo or pee holes, that's why they so big.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Ziv Zulander posted:

People

I’m worried pupkin might be falling in with a bad crowd :ohdear:

I don't want to spoil it but the davey crowd won't be around for long so don't worry about it.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Come And See posted:

Haha I made you binge it in real-time! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

I'm only on ep 8, savoring it.

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Content:


oh god now and then this thing pops into my mind and I have to look it up again and now it's gonna happen more often.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Harvey Mantaco posted:

Please keep posting the animal comic

This one?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Shark one kinda reminds me of Inazma Delivery. Sharks are smooth and cute as hell.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

I haven't seent it.

skrotnisse terrified me as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfgV9DHJruY

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Lie bot up in there playing both bass and treble clef on a banjo like drat son.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not sure why I didn't expect that development, given that they live in a house.

Now you also realize all the characters are made to be eaten.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Captain DIEgiene posted:

Jucika is ice cold :drat:

Nah, that other girl is the cold one now.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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:same:

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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He didn't even finish that burg. Weak.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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I don't post much in this thread but honestly once HFD is done all pyf comic threads should just be closed and no more made.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Luonto pretty much means nature but if you refer to a persons luonto it's more like that persons character. Or personality.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Uncle Enzo posted:

??? How can a child be in your home if they weren't invited?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl7-ZmJEB1E

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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One of them has 90's flipphones as ears and the other pregnancy tests?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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Zulily Zoetrope posted:

The weirdest poo poo I've seen in my parents' big ol' pile of comics still remains a book of previously unpublished lewd Beetle Bailey strips, complete with a foreword by Mort Walker claiming he'd only released this in Denmark because the Danes were a mature and horny people. It had centerfold of a giant naked Miss Buxley with all the tiny male characters standing around and swooning. All I remember specifically is that it had Killer walking purposefully towards her crotch holding a pair of garden shears. To this day I am still puzzled at what part of trimming a giant lady's bush Mort Walker thought was sexy.

I uncovered it when I was a 12 year old boy and it did not awaken anything in me; that's how unerotic it was.

Haha I'm pretty sure I've seen something similar in Swedish but it's been a while. Man I wonder where that thing is now...

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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BasicLich posted:

lmao this is an excellent introduction to a spicy D&D campaign i've been thinking about

DnD but instead of fighting gobuloids you're solving white collar crimes?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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ChubbyChecker posted:

achewood is untreatable

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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it's like correlation and causation.

Everyone who sees the old ones are insane!

So does that mean seeing the old ones makes you insane or you have to be insane to see the old ones?

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organburner
Apr 10, 2011

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In Europe it's called the foreskin.

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