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The better question is, how do you still get exposed to that stuff?
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Skwirl posted:Does Norwegian use inverted exclamation points? Yes they do. Most people call them "i".
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A truth speaking door would be more useful. Then again, it might just insult you in the worst ways possible all the time.
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morallyobjected posted:if you know what kind of door it is, a truth-speaking door and a lie-speaking door are equally useful He wouldn't have to explain it to every new customer, though. Skwirl posted:Only if you stick entirely to yes or no questions. Let's extend it to binary choices and I agree.
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lofi posted:That's an edit right? I understood the joke in that one. I'm afraid, your sense of humor is acclimating to that.
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I like the fact that divinity is below royalty.
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This rules. Look at that beedog 
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Phlegmish posted:lol what a poo poo dad They specifically demanded to sleep in his bed. Wish granted!
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May 20, 2019 20:46
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I hate that song now. Thanks.
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Jun 26, 2019 22:44
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Jerry Cotton posted:My foot bone is connected to your rear end bone. You two should let that get checked out by a doctor. Doesn't seem healthy, or comfortable in daily life.
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Sep 18, 2019 21:08
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Cut the middle panel.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:No crazy hair, door kicking, or dunking; a bad death bulge comic. That's not a hat.
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RFC2324 posted:My step-dad had a stuffed porcupine we would pose in corners and stuff to scare the hell out of my mom Isn't that kinda inconvenient? Like did it loose spines? I would be scared too, if my kids would keep hiding a big ball of sharp needles in my way.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Well not for everyone. But that's a white man.
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Nov 27, 2019 07:56
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Don't give cats people food.
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Oh no! Dying in 55 years at an age of 90! What an horrible fate. Christmas Future is kind of an one trick pony and that shtick really only works sometimes.
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Blurred posted:But doesn't death want to endanger the health of others??? Isn't that just his normal thing? Nah, Death doesn't do that. They're just delivering the unifying promise. There is nothing inherently evil there. Just imagine how silly those statements are: "He was killed by Death." "Death endangered her health." "Death made them feel uncomfortable." Poor sob is only doing deliveries and hasn't missed a package once. But Famine, Pestilence and War are jerks who are making Death work overtime.
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Elfface posted:If Ash's dad had been better at QTEs it wouldn't have happened. Idgi
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rodbeard posted:The climax of Heavy Rain has a similar situation and you don't game over for loving up the QTEs your son just dies. Oh yeah, that game was a thing. I don't really mind that I did not think of that.
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This is a happy ending. He gets the job, which is all he could possibly strife for. In the end nothing matters anyway, so there's no reason to be sad about anything.
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Phlegmish posted:Why didn't Literal Guy kill himself then He was already in the approximated killing radius, so he technically didn't come near.
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Skwirl posted:Getting shot in the forehead. Ideally, it would accomplish the opposite of that.
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Mar 4, 2020 22:31
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Looks like that cake was kinda bad, if she immediately goes for the cookies instead.
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wyoming posted:
Am I missing something here? Like, is there a racist caricature of a Chinese person hidden in the engraving, or something like that?
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Oh yeah sure. Okay.
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Skwirl posted:Japan had already invaded China years before The Blue Lotus was published. And that was hardly the first time.
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I have zero real interests or ambitions in live. I do like my job but it's just something to do and a a way to talk to people. Not something I ever had any dedications for. True happiness is just sorta doing stuff which pays money and learning to be content with it.
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Silly Burrito posted:How do I make money sitting on a beach reading a book? That's easy. Be a billionaire and hire people to invest some of your money.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:How should I know? As far as I know, both still exist.
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Phlegmish posted:If hair color works the same way eye color does, and blonde hair is recessive, it's possible for two dark-haired people to have blonde children if they both carry the gene, no problem. Three in a row is unlikely, but not impossible. 0.25 * 0.25 * 0.25 = 1.56%. Right? Nah, as far as the current science is concerned, this seems to be correct. Cue someone here publishing their genetic study disproving this notion.
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HPanda posted:Totally unrealistic. Humanity building a robot that wasn’t already horny as part of its core programming? Preposterous. How do you know it wasn't? Getting books stuffed in the head is it's fetish.
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I'm genuinely curious now. What are examples if natural occurring reflective surfaces? Obviously, there's water. But other than a particularly smooth piece of obsidian, or some incredibly precious gemstone which eroded just right. I'm drawing a blank. Maybe some salts or metals Any geologists ITT? Also, I guess I should specify. Reflective in the sense that you could sort of make out a person in the reflection. Everything visible by daylight is reflective. cant cook creole bream has a new favorite as of 09:21 on May 22, 2020 |
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Heath posted:The eyes of your lover I specified natural occurring, i.e. existing ones.  But now I imagine a story where some lady is locking eyes with her new lover, but her stalker is staring at her so intensely that he notices the vampire lack of reflection in there.
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I'm the guy who got skipped.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I always wondered what the hell is wrong with your diets and/or toilets if you manage to clog the toilet with a single poo poo It's the corn syrup in everything.
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By popular demand posted:What's Jar of Angry Wasps' policy on police brutality? I have been disappointed by moderate candidates before. Either way, I feel you are biased in this matter.
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"Well, in that case, since this matter concerns you and it would be unreasonable of me to expect for you to act impartial, I require an audience with the next higher instance. Please get your boss already, it was obvious what I meant. No need to be obtuse about the wording."
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Max posted:Someone else said this but it would be unsanitary to give it to the other person once you had handled it anyway. Ideally. You would say something when they try to hand it to you, not after you ate half of it. But I am not one to talk. I once ordered a green curry at a thai restaurant and didn't think twice about it when I was handed a red one. "I must have confused my order. Oh well."
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Seems a bit much, but before that, that guy managed to collect 10 probations in the three months he's here... I don't mind LITERALLY A BIRDs decision.
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Tenebrais posted:A key part of a water closet is the presence of water, though. Poop contains water.
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