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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Just post your favorite comic snatch duster. Every thread doesn't have to turn into a hate read

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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Wendell posted:

Johnson Cockslap is Farooq. Don't take what they say seriously.

And cumslut is like the off brand cereal version of FAROOQ

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Hirayuki posted:

Who draws these? That's maybe the third or fourth I've seen here and I've liked them all.

Extra fabulous comics. He's pretty good!

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Bombadilillo posted:

So is it just 'hidden' so trashily that it looks like part of the comic? Which I still dont get.

They used to be well hidden but he's being doing newspaper comics for like 15 years ago I imagine he just stopped giving a poo poo

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

your friend a dog posted:

fuckin OWNED reFUGlicans. get the gently caress out of our AMERICA. hillary number ONE! hillary number ONE! hillary number ONE!

The comic can't read your response man, it's just a comic

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

your friend a dog posted:

prolife? get owned bich!!!!

capitalist? welcome to the OWN ZONE LAYER!!! bitch

dont like islam? get fuckin SCIENCED biiiiiiiitch!!!!!

fuckin badass funny comics in this thread :science:

This dog is no friend of mine!

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Or their paper thin, porcelain-like bones.

That's the thing, if you get attacked by a goose - whatever it's in their nature. But if you fight back, suddenly you're that rear end in a top hat who leapt into the pond during the company picnic to suplex a goose

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

RolandTower posted:

Haha, wow, those characters sure are depressed and dusfunctional fuckups

Oh look, they're loving up while being depressed and also dysfunctional hee man hee hee

In your head was this like, a really clever take down?

Anyways, the one where they work at hot camping and werewolf Jones carves into the forever 21 next day because "we're going to be 21... forever!" Is amazing

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


Ooh I get it, like a dick head

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

EmmyOk posted:

Also having the character think what the art should be conveying is terrible and pointless.

Mod or not, I'm not gonna stand here and let you poo poo talk Garfield

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Achewood is a good, and powerful comic

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Randaconda posted:

I suck poo poo actually, hth

It was bold of you to come forward with this truth my friend

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Domus posted:

Okay, Owl, explain what the deal is with poor white people and their problems. They can never plan ahead, and can't recognize when they're in an unhealthy situation. They'll stick with people who actively hurt them, just because of family or friendship. To me this is just frustrating, and not funny, as you see them repeat the same mistakes over and over. It's like watching a moth circling a lightbulb. Do you laugh just because it's so stupid?

In your head is this a devastating takedown of the comic or are you genuinely befuddled that people might laugh at something you don't personally enjoy

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I don't find their antics relatable, but I often laugh at the laconic dialogue combined with the simplistic (but effective) and, occasionally, the really bizarre situations they get up to.

The comic where they get jobs and werewolf Jones carves into the forever 21 next door screaming "we're gonna be 21...forever!" never fails to make me laugh

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

dumb. posted:

I like MMO but

a) they're loving long so you either have to write off a good part of your day to read them or scroll past what feels like a city block's worth of comic

Jesus Christ

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Randaconda posted:

Take that, sports fans!

I wish this tool had went ahead and committed suicide instead of cockteasing us.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Jesus, dude

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

The Bloop posted:

Jesus Christ I'd rather see ten of those terrible skeevy zootopia comics instead of one Seinfeld comic. Seinfeld comics are like the pure platonic form of unfunniness

Weird way to tell everyone you're trying to crank it to furry porn but you do you

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Scaramouche posted:

The comic in question was called f@nboys I believe, think it might be on hiatus.

I thought the whole thing about Seinfeld was that he wasn't funny, and everyone was laughing at this tragically unfunny person exerting so much effort and words trying to be funny and failing completely.

Why would you think that? Have you never seen the show?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Powaqoatse posted:

tbf his standup bits in the show are tepid at best

True, but I feel like they were probably funnier when the show was originally airing. The show is weirdly timeless but the stand up bits obviously aren't

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I will never not laugh at "eat your hamburgers apollo"

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

ArtIsResistance posted:

Wow it sure has been a while since KC Green did anything funny. Time flies eh

You can't see it but I'm doing the jerk off motion like, super dismissively

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


I don't even think there's a joke here but the art is incredible

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Better without the first or last rear end in a top hat

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

The Moon Monster posted:

On the one hand the new Nancys are objectively better but on the other maybe we should just let octogenarians have the funny pages at this point.

We should and must take everything from the older generation, it's the only way to cut off their power

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

is that real?? i haven't played enough old kirby games to know

People don't know this but Buckley actually stole the idea from sakurai

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Crane Fist posted:

I heard it's time to post Branson Reese comics







drat these are good

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Achewood is one of the best webcomics of all time

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I've never been big on tattoos of just text but I've always been partial to "I proved myself a coward who would desert a dying man"

That or "suckin' dick bought this van"

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


I like that!

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Whenever I think of the Great Outdoor Fight (which I loved), I think of this extremely good comic in the middle of it



I think about the phrase honky tonk blowjob probably...3 times a week

BravestOfTheLamps posted:









Some of the panels are rearranged, but yeah.

it's crazy how bad zen pencils is, but how good it is when it's used for edit fodder. I still miss drilpencils

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I like megg mog and owl AND achewood. I walk between both worlds

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

om nom nom posted:

My favorite comics are as follows:

Nedroid


Achewood (yes achewood)


Megg, Mogg, and Owl


Deathbulge


Perry Bible Fellowship


Poorly Drawn Lines






I wish nedroid would update more. Achewood and MMO are best consumed via binge reading and following the stories imo but some standalone strips are fine. The others are just regular Good.

All these comics are fantastic. Well i could take or leave poorly drawn lines but it makes me chuckle sometimes

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Post the blood radio one

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Thank you, the progression of that comic is pitch perfect. If i had the money I'd fund his patreon to the point where he does weekly comics

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

the dude who writes compu-toons is a total sweetheart so keep on keepin' on, Boyce.

I hope there's someone out there who's entire understanding of the "Tech World" begins and ends with compu-toons.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Gromit posted:

Too lazy to do the whole thing, but wanted to see if this would look better like this, and it does.



It's a different joke now

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

It's a shame too that's a good comic

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

your friend a dog posted:

drat what a bad comic

Why?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Arrhythmia posted:

It's the most facile observation (Trump likes sexually assaulting women, and sexual assault is bad) drawn out to eight panels, two years out of date, with no punchline.

No no, I want my friend, a dog to argue it

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Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

I'm about to dedicate way too much of my life to garbage ape

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