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your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
man im not readin all of that

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your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Megabound posted:

Haha, the punchline is beach volleyball, how witty.

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all hosed up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick...

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

oldpainless posted:

Yup, no posts like that when I'm on patrol.

christ, what an rear end in a top hat

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

oldpainless posted:

You just earned yourself another report, pal!

more like oldbitchless

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
im sorry too buddy

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

LifeSunDeath posted:

What's up with the most soft-serve bitch made rear end jokes ever?

Does anyone else have a problem with their cum sacks when they're trying to sleep? You curl up in your standard half-fetal position and the boys feel like extras in a trash compactor scene. Now, I'm not talking some normal sized smooth criminals like a lot of you have - I'm talking about mine, the big, juicy grapefruits of the gently caress world compared to your satsumas. There's too much man and not enough room and they end up getting crushed between my thighs when I try to get comfortable. I've thought about trying a jock strap to keep them in check, but frankly I like going commando under the covers and the feel of cloth tickling my short hairs just keeps me too distracted to stay asleep.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
fuckin OWNED reFUGlicans. get the gently caress out of our AMERICA. hillary number ONE! hillary number ONE! hillary number ONE!

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zelder posted:

The comic can't read your response man, it's just a comic

prolife? get owned bich!!!!

capitalist? welcome to the OWN ZONE LAYER!!! bitch

dont like islam? get fuckin SCIENCED biiiiiiiitch!!!!!

fuckin badass funny comics in this thread :science:

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

:Dg

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
theres a hidden penis in one of those panels

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

hey thats not funny at all.... :(

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Karate Bastard posted:

Also they made his maga cap green.

i see u have found teh maga man, the man who make fun of mcain. thank u 4 ur service sir :tipshat::tipshat::tipshat:

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

drat what a bad comic

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zelder posted:

No no, I want my friend, a dog to argue it

if you need someone to tell you "hurrr drumpft" is an unfunny observation drawn upon by untalented wannabe comics who don't have the skill to make actual jokes then maybe you should stick to D&D instead of PYF

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Johnny Aztec posted:

Nah, that can piss off.

" you just didnt trrrrrry hard enough."

incel spotted

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Biplane posted:

Floaty eye comic sucks

actually,

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

What is the meaning of any if this

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Bloop posted:

This isn't remotely true

But the diagram of "people who've had surgery done on them" and "grape" is

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

At first I thought this was a wizard master post, only to realize to my shock that he was still probated and someone else posted them independently

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slippery posted:

wait are you saying they did surgery on a grape

its a circle, or more accurately a grape (upon whomst surgery has been done)

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i reverse image searched the images like the op suggested and all i found was a deviant art where the dude also drew porn of cartoon characters so i am humbly moving that the mods ban him immediately

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

wait the guy has a deviantart? knew he had a tumblr and twitter

i will destroy you op,

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
ya'll never hosed up and got the wrong drink?

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Arrhythmia posted:

It was the maintenance man's fault. He knows I like orange.

once they changed the fanta orange to fanta strawberry but didn't change the picture >: (

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
do you think heathcliffe's creator is even conscious, or does he live in some perma fever-dream only briefly awakening from the nightmare to try and communicate esoterically with the outside world before lapsing back again

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your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Now I know that to be popular in this thread you need to dump dozens of comics with no explanation or impetus (or [timg] tags).

:chloe:

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