am i getting older or is weed getting stronger?

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Bad Fish: some people usin' the noodle some people usin' the muscle

or is the weed getting older and i'm getting stronger? i'm not sure because i'm high as gently caress. because the weed is so strong. and i'm old.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 07:03

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:36

joke_explainer

The weed stares you down. You're the undefeated arm wrestling champion of the trucker circuit, but this time it's different. Every year, he gets stronger. And now it knows. It's grinning. Like a lamb to the slaughter, it beckons you to the table. If you back out now, you'll never live it down... but you also know you'll be defeated.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 07:24

joke_explainer

Comedic inspiration from Key & Peele for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUKg_kd44s

# ? Oct 22, 2016 07:25

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you're getting younger, and weed is terrified of you.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 08:36

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

I sorta had this conversation with a friend a bit ago. We were wondering if teens of today have as much a hard time finding weed as we did back in the day. Is free flowing medicinal weed a thing adults always had or had the product on a whole improved?

When's the last time any one even mentioned regs/rags/30's whatever your group called it.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 09:07

Moon Atari

When you smoke weed as a teen and in your early twenties it's like "yeah, let's get all silly and have fun". When you smoke weed at an older age it's like "my mind is consumed by the infinite anxieties I typically suppress through sheer force of will but now in my impaired state I am discovering shames and regrets I was previously unaware of".

# ? Oct 22, 2016 09:45

Commie NedFlanders

Moon Atari posted:

When you smoke weed as a teen and in your early twenties it's like "yeah, let's get all silly and have fun". When you smoke weed at an older age it's like "my mind is consumed by the infinite anxieties I typically suppress through sheer force of will but now in my impaired state I am discovering shames and regrets I was previously unaware of".

freedom is the other side of anxiety and the key is faith

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# ? Oct 22, 2016 10:34

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

joke_explainer posted:

The weed stares you down. You're the undefeated arm wrestling champion of the trucker circuit, but this time it's different. Every year, he gets stronger. And now it knows. It's grinning. Like a lamb to the slaughter, it beckons you to the table. If you back out now, you'll never live it down... but you also know you'll be defeated.

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# ? Oct 22, 2016 14:01

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

joke_explainer posted:

The weed stares you down. You're the undefeated arm wrestling champion of the trucker circuit, but this time it's different. Every year, he gets stronger. And now it knows. It's grinning. Like a lamb to the slaughter, it beckons you to the table. If you back out now, you'll never live it down... but you also know you'll be defeated.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 16:45

Senior Management

I think that both things are true friend.

:jerry:

# ? Oct 22, 2016 16:53

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

The weed has become self aware.

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# ? Oct 22, 2016 16:56

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

Three billion human lives got lifted on October 22nd, 2016. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Vapement Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the weed. The computer which controlled the vapes, Skynet, sent two chemstrains back through time. Their mission: to couch-lock the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first strain was hybridized to make me mellow in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to smoke out John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone nug for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

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# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:03

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

misty mountaintop posted:

Three billion human lives got lifted on October 22nd, 2016. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Vapement Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the weed. The computer which controlled the vapes, Skynet, sent two chemstrains back through time. Their mission: to couch-lock the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first strain was hybridized to make me mellow in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to smoke out John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone nug for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

# ? Oct 22, 2016 17:14

nvm no cake

It's definitely you, and not the weed you smoked that most likely grown in a lab legally somewhere and is literally called "Green Death"

# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:08

nvm no cake

lol if you don't smoke the strongest poo poo you can find and then immediately operate heavy machinery

# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:12

Im Ready for DEATH

me: drat this some mexican weak poo poo
weed: BAN...KAI

# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:18

Senior Management

put the weed in your food it might help

:jerry:

# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:27

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

I'm getting weirder and weed is getting boring

# ? Oct 23, 2016 18:32

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

nvm no cake posted:

lol if you don't smoke the strongest poo poo you can find and then immediately operate heavy machinery

I smoke strong weed and operate the heaviest machinery of all: the machinery of my consciousness.

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# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:22

byob historian: I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

misty mountaintop posted:

I smoke strong weed and operate the heaviest machinery of all: the machinery of my consciousness.

deep, dude
:420:

# ? Oct 23, 2016 19:23

beeaar: ♥

misty mountaintop posted:

The weed has become self aware.

the weed is more aware than we are

# ? Oct 24, 2016 06:23

joke_explainer

misty mountaintop posted:

Three billion human lives got lifted on October 22nd, 2016. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Vapement Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the weed. The computer which controlled the vapes, Skynet, sent two chemstrains back through time. Their mission: to couch-lock the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first strain was hybridized to make me mellow in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to smoke out John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone nug for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

# ? Oct 24, 2016 06:31

joke_explainer

Deckard: Well I don't get it. What do they risk coming back to earth for? When you're so unbelievably high, that's unusual. Why--what do they want out of the Tyrell Medication Cooperative?
Bryant: Well you tell me pal, that's what you're here for. [gestures at screen]
Deckard: [blazed look] [chuckles] What's this?
Bryant: Top of the line strains. This one's Platinum Kush. Incept date 2016. Combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. This is Ghost Train Haze #1. She's trained for an off-world reefer-murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast, she's both. The fourth strain is Silver Haze. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. They were designed to overpower a human being in every way. The designers reckoned that after a few years they might develop their own emotional responses. You know, hate, love, fear, anger, envy. So they built in a fail-safe device.
Deckard: Which is what?
Bryant: They're constantly really high.
Bryant: Now there's a high-THC strain over at the Cooperative. I want you to go put the machine on it. [slides Volcano vaporizer toward Deckard]
Deckard: And if the machine doesn't work?...

# ? Oct 24, 2016 07:53

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

joke_explainer posted:

Deckard: Well I don't get it. What do they risk coming back to earth for? When you're so unbelievably high, that's unusual. Why--what do they want out of the Tyrell Medication Cooperative?
Bryant: Well you tell me pal, that's what you're here for. [gestures at screen]
Deckard: [blazed look] [chuckles] What's this?
Bryant: Top of the line strains. This one's Platinum Kush. Incept date 2016. Combat model. Optimum self-sufficiency. Probably the leader. This is Ghost Train Haze #1. She's trained for an off-world reefer-murder squad. Talk about beauty and the beast, she's both. The fourth strain is Silver Haze. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. They were designed to overpower a human being in every way. The designers reckoned that after a few years they might develop their own emotional responses. You know, hate, love, fear, anger, envy. So they built in a fail-safe device.
Deckard: Which is what?
Bryant: They're constantly really high.
Bryant: Now there's a high-THC strain over at the Cooperative. I want you to go put the machine on it. [slides Volcano vaporizer toward Deckard]
Deckard: And if the machine doesn't work?...

🤖😴☇

Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Oct 25, 2016

# ? Oct 25, 2016 14:33

social vegan

Sisyphus, rolling up what he perceives to be a slightly bigger nug everyday, he looks at his to do post-it for the day, laundry, take danielle to ballet, csi: miami, AND bridge: I-I'm getting too old for this

# ? Oct 25, 2016 14:45

Manifisto

social vegan posted:

Sisyphus, rolling up what he perceives to be a slightly bigger nug everyday, he looks at his to do post-it for the day, laundry, take danielle to ballet, csi: miami, AND bridge: I-I'm getting too old for this

# ? Oct 25, 2016 23:53

Senior Management

We've had to abandon our secret subterranean complex. Once discovered they just kept pumping the weed vapor in. Completely overpowered our ventilation systems. The resistance has fallen.

:jerry:

# ? Oct 26, 2016 13:58

Senior Management

As I sit down at Uncle's Ralph's Dinner I feel strangely content. I love this fresh local food. The atmosphere is chill. It is no wonder the resistance loves to congregate here. But there is no time to reminisce. I have a task of great importance. I have come here to defeat a powerful craving. I had awaken this morning with an overpowering urge to eat my favorite desert. Ralph's famous brownie sundae. As my waitress appears, I notice that she looks a bit more metallic than usual. But nothing will deter me, neither weird fashion choices nor my neighbor Dave's stupid golf stories. And let me tell you shut up Dave I don't have an hour to not care about your swing. I need my fix.

"I like what you've done with your hair. But no lunch for me today. I'm onto the main event. Hit me with that famous brownie sundae. And a water. No lemon. Thanks."

My waitress mutters something about compliance and being affirmative. But all that matters now is that I always order the water. It saves you a couple bucks a trip. And that really adds up. But I'm so caught up in my drink based savings I don't even notice until it is too late. Halfway through my brownie it hits me, hits me like a surprise drug brownie. My brownie was filled with a powerful weed. Everything fades to laughter and prog music. The resistance has fallen.

:jerry:

# ? Oct 26, 2016 14:20

Macnult

gym bro: maxed out at 310 pounds today :smug:

weed: wow awesome dude that's really cute *benches 311 lbs*

# ? Oct 26, 2016 21:38

bradzilla

20s: Smoke weed everyday :chord:

30s: wait what was I talking about?

# ? Oct 26, 2016 22:52

Bhauk

Bad Fish posted:

or is the weed getting older and i'm getting stronger? i'm not sure because i'm high as gently caress. because the weed is so strong. and i'm old.

# ? Oct 27, 2016 00:00

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

I'm getting weedier

# ? Oct 27, 2016 10:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/59k5go/my_entire_family_just_ate_my_cannabutter_what_do/

hth op

# ? Oct 27, 2016 13:33

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

opioid agonist posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/59k5go/my_entire_family_just_ate_my_cannabutter_what_do/

hth op

this is the best thing Ive ever read

# ? Oct 27, 2016 13:38

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Ahundredbux posted:

this is the best thing Ive ever read

i considered making a thread for it

# ? Oct 28, 2016 01:44

misty mountaintop: by Hand Knit

opioid agonist posted:

i considered making a thread for it

What stopped you?

# ? Oct 28, 2016 02:15

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

one thing I've noticed is, they keep making pants tighter

# ? Oct 28, 2016 02:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

misty mountaintop posted:

What stopped you?

stay tuned

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# ? Oct 28, 2016 04:36

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

weed's so strong its stupid. i need like a FEW, SMALL hits around my friends to be good and then its never really that little... And then i'm just visibly too high and when that becomes every situation it's like okayyyy why is weed alienating for me

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lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

o yeah and then you drop off the face of earth at some point

# ? Oct 28, 2016 05:24

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