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Hello hello yes hi folks I can see most of you from here.
Great to be here, I uh flew in from Canada this morning and boy, are my legs well rested.
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Oct 24, 2016 13:55
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- Adbot
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- social vegan
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Black people sit a little something, like this.
White people also sit like this.
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Oct 24, 2016 13:56
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- social vegan
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A lot of my friends ask me, "hey, social vegan... do you remember what you were doing when 9/11 happened?"
Of course I do I was sitting down
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Oct 24, 2016 14:06
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- FactsAreUseless
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Really pushing the boundaries of what comedy can do by laying down in one of the aisles and talking very quietly to the woman in 11-F.
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Oct 24, 2016 14:20
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[Costello moves Abbot's chair, causing him to fall to the floor. The band plays a musical sting, and the audience laughs.]
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Oct 24, 2016 14:22
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- social vegan
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a quick show of hands, how many of ya'll went to senior prom hahaha nice, wasn't it the worst? I wouldn't know I stayed home and sat the entire night
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Oct 24, 2016 14:22
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- FutonForensic
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the comedian walks out on stage smiling. his smile turns to rage when he sees the water bottle already occupying his stool. his stool. audience looks on in horror as a grown man pummels a bottle of aquafina
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Oct 24, 2016 15:20
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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the comedian walks out on stage smiling. his smile turns to rage when he sees the water bottle already occupying his stool. his stool. audience looks on in horror as a grown man pummels a bottle of aquafina
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Oct 24, 2016 15:42
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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I don't know who thought that sitting on a baby was comfortable or even ethical but apparently kids get paid a lot of money to do it these days. I guess it keeps the baby from wandering off? In my day we just put the baby in a crib.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:43
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- FactsAreUseless
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The comedian, enormous, sits in the town square. The children wreath him in ribbons and garlands. He's so happy to be here tonight. What a great town.
Later, he will say the catchphrase, you know the one, the one you like, and the town will be happy. At least for that night.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Really getting sick of seeing all these able bodied comics doing sit down routines and taking away jobs from wheel chair comics.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:48
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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The comedian, enormous, sits in the town square. The children wreath him in ribbons and garlands. He's so happy to be here tonight. What a great town.
Later, he will say the catchphrase, you know the one, the one you like, and the town will be happy. At least for that night.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:49
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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famous comedian quietly appears on stage, sits nervously on a chair, the audience goes wild with laughter.
he stands, the audience quiets to a few chuckles and quiet murmuring. slowly he creeps across the stage towards a smaller chair, then sits down. the audience erupts into uproarious laughter and guffaws, huge applause as the curtain closes.
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Oct 24, 2016 15:52
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- social vegan
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*comedian slowly removes sweatshirt, exposing his MY OTHER RIDE ALSO HAS A CHAIR shirt, waiting for laughs*
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Oct 24, 2016 15:56
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- alnilam
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famous comedian quietly appears on stage, sits nervously on a chair, the audience goes wild with laughter.
he stands, the audience quiets to a few chuckles and quiet murmuring. slowly he creeps across the stage towards a smaller chair, then sits down. the audience erupts into uproarious laughter and guffaws, huge applause as the curtain closes.
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Oct 24, 2016 17:17
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- social vegan
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david blaine sits on a chair for 56 days in the middle of times square he stands slowly revealing there was never a chair there tobegin with
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Oct 24, 2016 17:29
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*turns chair around to face away from the audience*
"comedy is very therapeutic"
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Oct 24, 2016 17:37
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- social vegan
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*stands up, spins chair and sits on it backwards*
*the audience don't know whether to laugh or cry*
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Oct 24, 2016 17:40
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- google THIS
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extremely overweight gallagher's signature gag is sitting in a recliner and comically splattering the audience with mayonnaise and ketchup as he eats his lunch
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Oct 24, 2016 18:02
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- Macnult
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*stands up* "pee pee poo poo"
[audience boos]
*sits down on stage floor*
"poopy"
[audience roars with laughter]
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Oct 24, 2016 18:26
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- FutonForensic
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i walk out and see everyone in the audience sitting down. i cry, "everyone thinks they're a loving comedian!" i'm finished with show business
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Oct 24, 2016 19:04
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- FactsAreUseless
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"But doctor," says the clown. "I am Pagliacci!"
"You still need to get out of my chair," says the doctor.
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Oct 24, 2016 19:05
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- Macnult
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"But doctor," says the clown. "I am Pagliacci!"
"You still need to get out of my chair," says the doctor.
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Oct 24, 2016 21:05
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- Piso Mojado
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Really pushing the boundaries of what comedy can do by laying down in one of the aisles and talking very quietly to the woman in 11-F.
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Oct 25, 2016 05:54
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- FactsAreUseless
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Ugh, toilet humor.
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Oct 25, 2016 11:46
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- google THIS
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a popular comedian scoots back out onto the stage for an encore after the audience gives him a sitting o
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Oct 25, 2016 13:04
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- social vegan
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a popular comedian scoots back out onto the stage for an encore after the audience gives him a sitting o
lol
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Oct 25, 2016 14:13
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- social vegan
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all the kids these days... getting into squatty potties, you guys heard about this?
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Oct 25, 2016 14:13
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Andy Kaufmann pretending to not know how the chair works
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Oct 25, 2016 14:50
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- FactsAreUseless
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Two twin brothers performing on a teeter-totter.
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Oct 25, 2016 15:15
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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Lenny Bruce questionng the motives of the chair by acting as the chair using a stereotypical chair voice
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Oct 25, 2016 15:28
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- wigglin
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*Jerry is getting his 9th bowl of cornflakes and talking to Elaine*
J: And get this, he says he's a sit down comic.
E: A sit down comic?
J: A sit down comic! So I said, well that's how you mix business with pleasure.
E: And what did he say?
J: Well he didn't like that very much. Said I wasn't taking his art "seriously" enough.
E: You know, you should go to one of his shows.
*Kramer bursts through the window*
K: Hey Jerry, listen, you got any C batteries?
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Oct 25, 2016 16:36
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- google THIS
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a troupe of clowns ride around the center ring on miniature recumbent bicycles
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Oct 25, 2016 17:23
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- Im Ready for DEATH
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Everyone please take a seat. Hey wait! Bring those back! Those belong to the venue... oh jeez am *I* in trouble.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:25
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- City of Glompton
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The 'sit down comedian' movement rose in response to popularity of standing desks, as a way to differentiate true artists from office wisecrackers and wannabes.
City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Oct 25, 2016
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Oct 25, 2016 19:36
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