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That's sad. Rest in peace, Jack Chick. Rest in peace, Pete Burns. Rest in peace, Bobby Vee.
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ruddiger posted:2016 don't give no fucks. Halloween was invented in Ireland to scare away evil befive the feast of all saints. But then again I guess Catholics and satanists are the same thing to Jack Chick so it still checks out.
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scrubs season six posted:Does anyone know how Debbie cast that spell that made her dad buy her stuff? lol no, i'm a Magic User, not a Cleric
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Can't wait for his next tract telling us what hell is like first hand
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lmao I had no idea who pete burns was what a dumpster fire
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Pictured: The General Bullshit Forum of the Something Awful Website
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Dreddout posted:Pictured: The General Bullshit Forum of the Something Awful Website
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lol why is the dude kissing that transvestite all sweaty?
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he spent his entire life preaching non-stop and there wasn't a single headline about his death anywhere
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Rest in dirt old man, there is no hell.
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I Said No posted:he spent his entire life preaching non-stop and there wasn't a single headline about his death anywhere I'm pretty sure for better or worse we were his biggest fans.
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You have no idea what it is like to awaken to the need for the taste of blood in your mouth. You cannot imagine what it’s like to drive through the moist and midnight streets of a city praying that you would find a lone woman upon whom you might feed… and yet another part of you praying that you would NOT find such a woman, for fear of what you might really do. That is probably a dismaying or even offensive statement for most. Be patient with me as I take you into a world where few have ever trod. It helps to understand where I came from in order to appreciate what Satan can do to people—and more importantly, what Jesus Christ can do for people. I would awaken from sleep, craving the taste of blood, just as the cigarette addict arises fumbling for the pack of smokes beside his bed. My awakening was different from most, in that I awoke in the late afternoon. I had arranged to work graveyard shift jobs — first as a night watchman, and later as a driver for the morning edition of a newspaper. Normally, I would awaken in a small, closet-like bedroom, heavily shrouded in purple velvet draperies to keep out every trace of sunlight. I slept on the floor, surrounded by Satanic paintings on the free walls and ceiling which were designed to be doorways into alternate dimensions of reality —other universes. During certain seasons of the year, when I would have a particularly difficult time, I would sleep in a specially constructed coffin fashioned according to precise, occult specifications and covered on the floor with “blessed” earth from the consecrated Catholic cemetery brought from my home town. More of this “holy” earth was under my mattress. I needed blood! While other sinful men craved women’s bodies, I was only interested in their necks or femoral arteries. My life was lived in near darkness, and I worshipped beings I called the Great Old Ones. Lucifer was but one of them, though an important one. I believed that these Old Ones were gradually turning me into an immortal being who would live forever. My heroes were men like Nero, Hitler and Dracula, and I believed that I had daily contact with such men through channeling of spirits. They guided me — unholy spirits serving an unholy lord — and I followed “them” with a desperate and somber joy. How could any human being come to such a place? How could a person become so depraved and evil that they needed to live on human blood? The answer to that question lies in this book — in the true story of a person caught in a trajectory of evil from which there is no escape, except through Jesus.
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someone's been reading anne rice
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Dreddout posted:Pictured: The General Bullshit Forum of the Something Awful Website welp he got that all about right
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Feminasty Slut posted:I'm pretty sure for better or worse we were his biggest fans. when I was a kid, like back in the mid 80s, the kids that went to "CCD" wednesday afternoons from school, would always get Chick tracts. I had basically forgotten about them until seeing them here a few years ago
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can this year get any worse dont answer that
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Dreddout posted:Pictured: The General Bullshit Forum of the Something Awful Website
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How do evil Clerics even work in D&D
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Couldn't resist making an avatar version.
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Dely Apple posted:How do evil Clerics even work in D&D very carefully
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begone with thine evil satan-worship!
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I hope he realizes that he and weird extremist people like him have badly harmed Christianity
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Rest in poo poo, chick~
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naem posted:I hope he realizes that he and weird extremist people like him have badly harmed Christianity He can't realize anything, he's dead! It happened yesterday, there was a thread about it!
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I was listening to npr a couple weeks ago and the trump fan Vegas realtor they phoned as part of their panel told his Muslim nonprofit counterpart hed read up on her pagan religion and that she worshipped a moon god end quote and she gently said that he hadnt gotten a single fact right about Islam and that he seemed to be doing it on purpose because of how smug he sounded and the guy was like so what. I think the whole moon god meme might be his contribution to society but without attribution.
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The first Chick tract that I found was the classic "This was Your Life". It was love at first sight!  Here is one of the paintings featured in "Light of the World" which told the story of the bible. Hell's looking pretty cool!
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Sounds like a plan Satan.
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I've always felt that the ultimately cold hell of dante makes a lot more sense theologically than a hot one. The main characteristic of the modern christian idea of hell is its distance/seperation from the light and glory of divinity. The opposite of light and the creative force isnt flame and heat and destruction. Its dark and cold and stassis/entropy. Made up bullshit should still at least be self-consistent.
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 in peace. At least you stood for something, even if it was backwards, hateful ideology.Across the gulf of moon gods and homos, I give my respect for a dogged, principled opponent.
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Do they make cards that say I'm glad your husband is dead, the world is a brighter place now and that I hope it was slow and painful that I can send to Chick Publications that they will give his widow?
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Hail Satan
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Three Olives posted:Do they make cards that say I'm glad your husband is dead, the world is a brighter place now and that I hope it was slow and painful that I can send to Chick Publications that they will give his widow? You and Applewhite should make out
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Three Olives posted:Do they make cards that say I'm glad your husband is dead, the world is a brighter place now and that I hope it was slow and painful that I can send to Chick Publications that they will give his widow? I would need like three or four of these, some backdated a couple years. Scalia's family needs one too at the very least. It should also have a section the reads "btw grats your mang was so evil his death broke the supreme court gg" Alternately: "You and your bereaved family are hereby cordially invited to come dance on your dead SO's grave with everyone else, sunday @ 6:66 (7:06 am standard reckoning), hail satan!"
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