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I wish I could have seen the look on his face when he showed up at the gates of Hell, OP. Minus me going there myself to see it, of course.
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The Phlegmatist posted:I feel like The Last Generation is a pretty good insight into Jack Chick's psyche. sounds like california
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I like the little jab at the brainwashed kid at the end. Little fucker went to hell and he deserved it.
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I'm the blurred goddess titties.
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Your mama's so fat she's been mistaken for Gaia.
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Lol, Chick seriously believed that if you weren't a christian it meant that you worshipped some weird moon goddess or crystal healers or trees or whatever. The guy couldn't comprehend people not worshipping something.
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Oct 25, 2016 19:01
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Pictured: Me IRL
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T.S. Smelliot posted:This is really hosed up, I know you're a piece of poo poo irl but still lmao you are ham garbage and no one will mourn when you die hth I'm still a better person that Jack Chick.
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Dreddout posted:Pictured: Me IRL Same
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The Phlegmatist posted:I feel like The Last Generation is a pretty good insight into Jack Chick's psyche. The wording in this one has changed significantly over the years, based on whatever Chick thought was the most current Fad Belief. I used to have two different versions of this tract, both of which were different from the one posted here. I wish I still had them, but they disappeared long ago.
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Oct 25, 2016 20:13
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Bobby won't live long.
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no mom very hungry posted:In the spirit of Halloween, here's Satan doing his best Pumpkinhead cosplay! Satan's birthday is Halloween? I had no idea.
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all work and no play makes jack chi ck a dull boy all work and no play makes j ack chick a dull boy all w ork and noplay makes jack chick a dull boy all work and no play makes jack chick a dull bow
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genesplicer posted:The wording in this one has changed significantly over the years, based on whatever Chick thought was the most current Fad Belief. I used to have two different versions of this tract, both of which were different from the one posted here. I wish I still had them, but they disappeared long ago. Yeah, there are innumerable minor variations depending on Chick's theological focus when they were printed, especially in absolutely crazy tracts like The Last Generation. Here are a few pages from the original version in 1972, a major revision in 1992, and a reprint in 2012. I don't have a scanner, so blurry phone pictures will have to suffice.     tl;dr - The kids think I'm slime because my parents are straight and still married.
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Oct 25, 2016 21:20
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Yeah, there are innumerable minor variations depending on Chick's theological focus when they were printed, especially in absolutely crazy tracts like The Last Generation. Here are a few pages from the original version in 1972, a major revision in 1992, and a reprint in 2012. I don't have a scanner, so blurry phone pictures will have to suffice. I like how it actually gets dumber over time!
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Oct 25, 2016 21:36
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Dreddout posted:I like how it actually gets dumber over time! That's the magic of Jesus.
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I want to live in this crazy hosed up alternate reality where Jack Chick's fever dreams are real and we're all little wicca nazi kids who play d&d
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Yeah, there are innumerable minor variations depending on Chick's theological focus when they were printed, especially in absolutely crazy tracts like The Last Generation. Here are a few pages from the original version in 1972, a major revision in 1992, and a reprint in 2012. I don't have a scanner, so blurry phone pictures will have to suffice. 
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At least I know why all the kids called me slime in school.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:That faith healer's name? 
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its looks like al gore morphed with stephen fry, jesus its loving hideous Gutter Phoenix posted:Flight 144 (1998). A couple of African missionaries are killed in a plane crash, and they go to hell because they relied on their good works to get into heaven rather than just accepting JC as their savior. Meanwhile, a murderer who just got out of prison goes straight to heaven because he "got saved" while locked up. It's a heartwarming message. .but if they are that religious, then they have already excepted jesus and all that poo poo.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:That faith healer's name? ORIGINAL CHANT DO NOT STEAL
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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Oct 25, 2016 22:38
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Dapper_Swindler posted:its looks like al gore morphed with stephen fry, jesus its loving hideous That's the point. Unless you expressly accept jesus (And check the little "yes" box on the back page of the tract) It doesn't count. I also like how there is a little "No" box, as well, as if it is some sort of mail in poll or something.
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Oct 25, 2016 22:39
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turbomoose posted:From the facebook comments if i remeber that zine bio right, he basicaly survived a ton of hosed up poo poo in the pacific theater in WW2. then at some point he found jesus hard and there we are.
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Doom Town is an interesting one. It was first published in 1989, and has been revised several times since then to make the depictions of homosexuality more graphic.  Here is the original version:  Here is the same scene in the current version:  Bonus (also from the current version): 
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Jesus himself in the parable with the seeds being thrown on the different grounds (mustard seeds?) pretty much flat out said most people are hosed and won't be saved, and even most who do believe will falter and not make the cut. Christianity straight from the source is p brutal. One man working all day and another showing up right before quitting time and both getting the same pay in another parable illustrates the concept of "deathbed conversions" and the like. This makes sense if you realize that Jesus preached that all sin was sin, there were no degrees. Even thinking about a sin is equivalent to doing it, necessitating a savior. A rapist-murderer-thief-tyrant who tortures people for fun is equally as condemned as a hardworking, humble and charitable old lady who occasionally gets mad at someone but bites her tongue to save feelings. No degrees of badness means no difference in effort for securing your salvation. "Works" are just an outward sign of your transformation, a change brought about by your fundamental change of character following salvation. Thus, works aren't required for salvation (you may not have time or opportunity before you die or the world ends), but without them you are damned, because if there are no outward changes in your behavior, there were no truly sincere inward changes, either. Chick's stuff definitely hewed a lot closer to the unpleasant stuff than not, but he was trying to save you from the otherwise unstoppable and eternal wrath (as a being of pure justice God is required to purge the unworthy) by pointing you towards the only legitimate way out.(as a being of infinite mercy and or goodness God was required to give the condemned an escape route) Chick wasn't trying to be your buddy, just the klaxon warning you about the danger ahead. I'm glad that Mr. Chick existed, as he brought much mirth to my cursed, heathen heart over the years. Ave Satani! Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Oct 25, 2016 |
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gently caress, what I would give to go back and live in Sodom.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Yeah, there are innumerable minor variations depending on Chick's theological focus when they were printed, especially in absolutely crazy tracts like The Last Generation. Here are a few pages from the original version in 1972, a major revision in 1992, and a reprint in 2012. I don't have a scanner, so blurry phone pictures will have to suffice. Huh wow that's really cool, the 1972 one seems a lot less unhinged.
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a bone to pick posted:gently caress, what I would give to go back and live in Sodom. Meh, law books in a couple thousand years might condemn The San Francisco Treat or whatever city is pearl-clutcher shorthand for a hive of immorality
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The Phlegmatist posted:I feel like The Last Generation is a pretty good insight into Jack Chick's psyche. the second panel looks like that kid from a cereal box (?). or maybe it's a reference.
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"I went before the lord and asked if I should hit the whore and the answer was 'yes'." This is a brilliant legal loophole that I will be utilizing in the near future.
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Jack T. Chick was a man far ahead of his time, sir.
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