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"i know not with what weapons cold war 3 will be fought but cold war 4 will be fought with hockey sticks and snowballs" - albert "alpine al" einstein this is a thread to discuss what weapons cold war 3 will be fought with. here are a few to start: -leaving the windows open so people catch a cold -passive aggressiveness -offering your coat to someone but it hasnt been washed in a while -"the cold shoulder" -being chill -being unchill, but in a cool way
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TWIST FIST posted:"i know not with what weapons cold war 3 will be fought but cold war 4 will be fought with hockey sticks and snowballs" - albert "alpine al" einstein My family has been engaged in WW3 for my entire life!
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Oct 26, 2016 07:03
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concern trolling against civilian populations
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Oct 26, 2016 07:07
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im pretty sure the north pole would keep this in check to ensure a true cold war op
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Oct 26, 2016 07:07
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- sending pennies worth of bitcoins to people you don't like to spam - signing them up for star citizen mailing lists
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Oct 26, 2016 07:08
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Twitter influencing the 2016 election is just a glimpse of the future, in Cold War 3 power blocs will troll each other to a standstill with sick memes.
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Oct 26, 2016 07:09
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cold war? that poo poo cray  that poo poo cray  that poo poo cray 
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Oct 26, 2016 07:11
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quick, someone buy 4chan before someone else weaponizes it first 
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Oct 26, 2016 07:12
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4chan is the cudgel which the alt-right wields to club itself into submission
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Oct 26, 2016 07:16
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i think russia will win because they have more snow
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Oct 26, 2016 07:19
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guys it's getting colder out I think the war is starting
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Oct 26, 2016 07:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oMHME8XmtE this is music to play WWIII to
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Oct 26, 2016 07:24
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brave men and women hopped up on uppers flying missions with the highest technoloogy available flying into contested airspaces deploying decoys as essential compoentns of a hpervelocity glide vehicle strike complex wondering if there will be an airbase to return to, or a home still standing at the end
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Oct 26, 2016 07:26
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cold war huh? if its so cold then why are all these people dying??? nother liberal conspiracy 
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Oct 26, 2016 07:26
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this cold war is almost as bad as walking around after it rained and getting my socks soaked
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Oct 26, 2016 07:27
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i cleaned out my fridge the other day and it turns out there was a cold mold war going on under the bulk carrots yuck
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Oct 26, 2016 07:33
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Since N.Korea is going to be a player we need to weaponize fan-death
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Oct 26, 2016 07:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esIihVb-Jus
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Oct 26, 2016 07:55
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cold war 4 will be fought with small space objects forcibly accelerated to relativistic speeds, OP
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-holding the door open for someone but letting go of it right before they get there -carry around an umbrella where exactly half of it is torn off. offer to share it with someone -waving at someone and acting like youre waving at someone behind them but theres no one there (use only as last resort)
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Vox Nihili posted:cold war 4 will be fought with small space objects forcibly accelerated to relativistic speeds, OP i heard comets are basically really big snowballs
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Oct 26, 2016 07:57
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economist has its quarterly feature on russia - RUSSIA HAS NO intention of going to war with America or its allies. Instead it will act through non-military means “to undermine the general political and strategic potential of major Western powers, to disrupt national self-confidence, to increase social and industrial unrest, to stimulate all forms of disunity…Anti-British talk will be plugged among Americans, anti-American talk among British. Germans will be taught to abhor both Anglo-Saxon powers. Where suspicions exist, they will be fanned; where not, ignited.” So wrote George Kennan, the “wise man” of American diplomacy, in a famous telegram from Moscow in 1946. Seventy years later the telegram seems as relevant as ever, because the system that Kennan described is being rebuilt.
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Oct 26, 2016 07:58
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also Great Game round 3 about to be hecka played w/ the Uzbek duders literall ykicking things off
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Oct 26, 2016 08:00
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yesterday a car drove through a puddle next to me and splashed me, then it reversed and drove through the puddle again. the car was red
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Oct 26, 2016 09:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6sAUHwTP4A&t=28s
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drat thats loud. just imagine how many people you could wake up in the middle of the night with that
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Oct 26, 2016 09:14
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Well cold war 1 gave us the race to the moon and Bond movies so theres something to be said about living everyday with the abject fear of thermo-nuclear death.
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Oct 26, 2016 10:59
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- weaponized fishmeching
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uncurable mlady posted:- weaponized fishmeching are we assuming that the geneva convention went out the window, because this is pretty hosed up
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Oct 26, 2016 12:59
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uncurable mlady posted:- weaponized fishmeching what about weaponized migfing
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Oct 26, 2016 13:02
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exploding mummy posted:what about weaponized migfing please no think of the children not the rahms and food pics everywhere 
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Oct 26, 2016 13:43
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hellfire missile is the purest death - abuellisandra
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Oct 26, 2016 14:04
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uhhh sounds like someone hasn't heard of global warming?!?!?!
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Oct 26, 2016 14:09
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exploding mummy posted:what about weaponized migfing You monster.
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Oct 26, 2016 14:09
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a scold war of microaggressions
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AIDs
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tone police states
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air-launched stealth cruise pepes
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i hardly knew 'er
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Baloogan posted:brave men and women hopped up on uppers flying missions with the highest technoloogy available flying into contested airspaces deploying decoys as essential compoentns of a hpervelocity glide vehicle strike complex wondering if there will be an airbase to return to, or a home still standing at the end please make cmano model pilots getting bunk speed
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