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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013






stream here

10 am pdt (slightly over 7 hours from this post)

macbook pro confirmed, i guess, macbook air almost confirmed, maybe imac too

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Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
boner confirmed

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




those air pods that you want? can't yet until you order more you plebs

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
there is no escape from this hell that we are in

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Mr SuperAwesome posted:

there is no escape from this hell that we are in
switch to greenpos

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
man I was about to buy a mac book but I guess I'll wait to see what's up

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
think im going to get an apple watch

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Pissflaps posted:

think im going to get an apple watch

don't troll. this is the apple event thread.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
store is down

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

The Management posted:

store is down

thats a bit early innit

theres like 5h30 to wait

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news
also how loving hard is it to hide poo poo behind a timed embagro mechanism i mean cmon apple what the gently caress is this poo poo really

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Mr SuperAwesome posted:

also how loving hard is it to hide poo poo behind a timed embagro mechanism i mean cmon apple what the gently caress is this poo poo really

they probably already do this they just know they can build hype

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
an outage in the Apple Store just makes people refresh harder. one of the benefits of being the best

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
looking forward to them ruining to computers

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
imac is a dongle attached to a VR headset. headset plays ambient sounds of jonny ives crooning sweet nothings in your ear to give that "apple" product feel

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

imac is a dongle attached to a VR headset. headset plays ambient sounds of jonny ives crooning sweet nothings in your ear to give that "apple" product feel
virtual assistant jonny ivr, shipping now for $399.99. time exclusive pre-order bonus includes a new mac scented candle with each ivr

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
if they don't remove the headphone jack from all their computers ill be disappointed

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

cinci zoo sniper posted:

virtual assistant jonny ivr,

now Jonny I can get behind

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Pissflaps posted:

think im going to get an apple watch

i have one. it's good, pissflaps

Mr SuperAwesome
Apr 6, 2011

im from the bad post police, and i'm afraid i have bad news

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

they probably already do this they just know they can build hype

im kinda skeptical, most of their revenue comes from joe schmuck buying the latest iphone and closing the store would jsut annoy them

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
thank you for making the thread kalstrams

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




:patriot:

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



how often do these things happen? once a quarter?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Cat Face Joe posted:

how often do these things happen? once a quarter?
there was one in 2007, then 3 in 2013-2015 each, this is 4th for this year

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Can't wait to see the epic fail new Apple product and laugh at it live on Yosirc with my online friends.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
oh, so apple gets its are own thread for they are conference but microsoft doesn't?

loving bias in the pos right here. close thread and ban anyone who makes a new thread so we can have balance in teh pos again

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I'm at home with a lovely cold so I might as well watch the livestream and die because of how bad everything will be.

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA
can't believe they had a whole event to discuss the earpods delay

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Migishu posted:

oh, so apple gets its are own thread for they are conference but microsoft doesn't?

loving bias in the pos right here. close thread and ban anyone who makes a new thread so we can have balance in teh pos again

why didn't you make a MS thread

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

why didn't you make a MS thread

i only got to work just after it finished plus i completely forgot

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Migishu posted:

i only got to work just after it finished plus i completely forgot
same, i was reading my newsfeed and went "whoops, there was a microsoft thing i could watch"

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


I'll be interested in seeing if people actually buy the studio in leu of getting a cintiq

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
the studio certainly looks like a neat piece of equip, but lomarf at the $3000 price

$4100 for the maxed out 2tb SSD i7 model with 32gb ram

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Migishu posted:

the studio certainly looks like a neat piece of equip, but lomarf at the $3000 price

$4100 for the maxed out 2tb SSD i7 model with 32gb ram
well, it's direct competitor, cintiq 27" qhd, is a $2.8k monitor, so at 3-5k it checks out to a price of cintiq + business laptop + design premium/software/e-doorknob

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




the real question is what gatos is saying, how many people are going to get a computer that may age poorly before cintiq does

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Migishu posted:

oh, so apple gets its are own thread for they are conference but microsoft doesn't?

loving bias in the pos right here. close thread and ban anyone who makes a new thread so we can have balance in teh pos again

not to mention all things open!! anyon e????

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
if the studio had a 1070m or 1080m in it id say its a no brainer, but the 900 series mobile gpus are not on the same level. maybe they'll update the specs after the holidays?

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
scrappled again

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

I promise to watch all the ads shown by Apple during this event before pooping on the products within

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Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Shaggar posted:

if the studio had a 1070m or 1080m in it id say its a no brainer, but the 900 series mobile gpus are not on the same level. maybe they'll update the specs after the holidays?

wait they didn't use the new GPUs

why? they came out months ago. there are still supply issues, but it's not like this thing is going to sell in huge amounts

the 900s are two years old at this point

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