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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


WHO CAREWS ABOUT iPHONE FOTOS SHOW US MACKS

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i was going to buy a macbook today and now i cant

a colleague ordered a macbook two days before they announced this stream lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

bump_fn posted:

a colleague ordered a macbook two days before they announced this stream lol

he can swap it out within 30 days

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
incredible, apple will now control your memories

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
ah yes, strong words from pocket lint dot com

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



that guy has earpods how

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
android burn

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"SWEET JESUS PLEASE BUY IPHONES WE'RE DYING HERE"

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I AM NOT TEASED TIM

NO IPHONE NEWS DURING A MACK EVENT YOU DOUCHE

VIOLATING YOUR OWN LAWS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we're removing all the ports from the iphone 7S and we're delaying the proprietary wireless charger by a month

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lotta white girl portraits wtf

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
they messed up and showed the macbook behind tim for a second

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

can i like send my dickpics to tim@apple.com and have it show up on a keynote is that how this works

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


HOW ABOUT STUNNING US WITH SOME NEW MACKS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
give me my new max

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
timb show us the macs pro

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"THE PHONES ARE ALL HUGE AND STUPID NOW JUST LIKE YOU WANTED, WHY WON"T YOU BUY THEM???"

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

show us the macsbook pro

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


big deal so ill be late by 40 seconds instead of 45 thanks to those maps PUT ON THE NEW LAPPYS TIMMAN

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Stymie posted:

"THE PHONES ARE ALL HUGE AND STUPID NOW JUST LIKE YOU WANTED, WHY WON"T YOU BUY THEM???"

cant buy note 7s right this second

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we put holes in the band to make it faster

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
finally, apple tv

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

ohhhHHHHH

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

that blonde chick was like "god help me where are the MacBooks"

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



we will finally make airplay not suck poo poo

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


sweet jesus gently caress introing with crappleTV?!!

EVERYTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN LAPPYS

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

tim is edging the audience

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
"the future of tv is apps" sure is a sentence

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the audience clapping for minecraft

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

BiohazrD posted:

we will finally make airplay not suck poo poo
airplay? whats airplay?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
appleTV, good for apps, games, siri, and also kinda i guess tv shows and movies

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
im all the totally uninterested members of the crowd

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

dont

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

logikv9 posted:

i'm the audience clapping for minecraft

do they have an apple watch app that orders their employees in the audience to clap?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
also hello cremnob from the void

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
lol twitter

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

hobbesmaster posted:

do they have an apple watch app that orders their employees in the audience to clap?

it shocks your wrist until it detects clapping

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
minecraft is hugely popular in the valuable 11-14 crowd.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
show us some racist tweets, twitter man

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
looks like theres 4 flaptops under the covers

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