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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer



Hello, and welcome to my home my beautiful darlings! All are welcome here to stay for a short while or live with me forever. I will feed you and take care of you, and if you're extra good I will give you treats! I do have one rule though, no fighting! If I catch you fighting, you'll need to leave. We all need to get along here. Of course why would you ever fight when I love you all so much. Now who wants some pets?



Welcome to Cat Lady Mafia, a role madness game for 13 players.

Some notes about this game: This is an unusual game. There are some normal roles but also a lot of variants on roles and some new roles. I did try to balance it, but it's been tricky so I make no promises. That said, this game is a direct response to Somber's Cloaks game. While it's not necessary for you to read that game or have played in it, I do suggest you read this post since it's what inspired me to make this game. Don't worry though, I'm not a total monster, there will be no death millers.

In addition to the regular vote there will also be a secondary vote each day wherein you try to win the favour of the Cat Lady who will give you a treat. To vote someone you make a ##treat vote. If you want to remove your treat vote then ##untreat. The treat vote is plurality and whoever has the most treat votes at the end of the day (or whenever someone is lynched) will get a treat. Treats are good! You want them and you want your team to get them! You may vote for yourself if you are a selfish cat.

Mafia Rules

  • Days will be 48 hours, Nights will be 24 hours.
  • Hangings will be majority (days can end in a no hang)
  • Thread will be closed at night
  • No fake day actions
  • No posting after hammer
  • No posting mod PMs
  • No editing posts
  • No outside communication unless your role says you're allowed
  • Don't lurk!!!!!!!!
  • Once the game starts I won't answer any questions in thread. PM me if you have questions.

Players
  1. Anomalous Amalgam
  2. BottleKnight
  3. CapitalistPig
  4. derp
  5. Flying Leatherman
  6. Infinitum
  7. Jimmy Hats
  8. JimsonTheBetrayer
  9. King Burgundy
  10. Retro Futurist
  11. Somberbrero
  12. this is a stickup
  13. Tired Moritz


Replacements
-ANarc

Asiina fucked around with this message at Oct 31, 2016 around 18:41

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Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


i'm scared and very uncomfortable

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


unusual games are good and I wish that I played cloaks

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


I like weird games!!

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

I am signing up for this mafia game

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

I
Am
Catman

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I lust. For pets.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


This game grabbed me by the pussy

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

I am a Cat Person irl, I am very in

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Ok.

derp
Jan 21, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

Hello.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Asiina posted:

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

I'm gonna do it for you asiina

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Asiina posted:

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

Infinitum fucked around with this message at Oct 29, 2016 around 21:46

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I mean, if you have to ask whether that applies to you...

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


i still can't believe you wrote a game in response to cloaks.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


*finishes a book* "eh could have been better." *opens up Word*

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Somberbrero posted:

i still can't believe you wrote a game in response to cloaks.

Your idea and what you were trying to do was good, I want to try my own take on it.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


Asiina posted:

Your idea and what you were trying to do was good, I want to try my own take on it.

no it's really cool!

i am feeling inexplicable dread though.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

im gay


I hate myself but like cats so i will play and have a meltdown itt, if that's ok!

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003


Asiina posted:

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

intenet cat mafia roleplay is evry
seriuos


im gonna just watch this one. cat lady mafia is too intense for me!!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004




PRIDE HERALDS THE END OF YOUR WORLD


College Slice

I am Alley Cat, The strongest cat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZDG4dlU5uY

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

The Pit Awaits


one time someone wrote a poem comparing me to a beautiful orange tabby and then we broke up.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...


Doctor Rope

Meow~!

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

ad astra per proletarii


George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

ad astra per proletarii


BottleKnight posted:

I'm here to confirm my admiration for uranus and his good posting.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.


I don't see myself in the list. A travesty of the highest order.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I don't see myself in the list. A travesty of the highest order.

you're a cat ghost, hence the blank spot

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

im gay


I am going to win

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I don't see myself in the list. A travesty of the highest order.

You should answer my PM then.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


Is there room for me?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Is there room for me?

Sorry, we're just full. I was waiting for a response back from Jimson and he got it in.

I'll put you down as a replacement though.

With that we're full. Expect role PMs in a few hours.

As a note, I will be cracking down hard on lurking and people getting around lurking by contentless shitposting. I'm not going to wait until D3 to start prodding people.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I got distracted by work and writing role PMs took longer than expected and now everything is ready but I don't want to start at night, so tomorrow morning this will start!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer



quote:

Lynea surveys the house. Her little darlings are all around her. They're playing with toys, eating from some of the many food dishes, some are grooming each other (adorable!) and a great many are lazing around sleeping. She love cats and all the wonderful things they do. It has always been her dream to have a home where cats could live and not have to worry about anything. Now her dream is a reality! It's not easy though, with so many little fluffybutts there are bound to be some...conflicts. She does her very best to keep that to a minimum though, even if it does unfortunately sometimes mean a cat has to go. Usually a spritzer bottle will do though.

There's no time for such negative thoughts on such a wonderful cat filled day! She is in such a good mood she thinks she will hand out a treat today. Now, which cat should it go to...

Day 1 of Cat Lady Mafia starts now

Remember there is an ongoing treat mechanic. You can cast your treat vote using ##treat <player>. If you want to remove your vote without placing it on someone else you can ##untreat. Whoever has the most treat votes at the end of the day gets a treat!

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010



Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (13): Anomalous Amalgam, BottleKnight, CapitalistPig, derp, Flying Leatherman, Infinitum, Jimmy Hats, JimsonTheBetrayer, King Burgundy, Retro Futurist, Somberbrero, this is a stickup, Tired Moritz

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is November 03rd, 2016 at 9 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 3 days, 6 hours.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!


Me entering the thread

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

ad astra per proletarii


I hate cats.

Dogs all the way.

Let's hunt scum.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

I'm adorable and deserve a treat.

##treat KB

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King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

BottleKnight posted:

I hate cats.

Dogs all the way.

Let's hunt scum.

##vote BK

Scum found.

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