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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I hate myself but like cats :3: so i will play and have a meltdown itt, if that's ok!

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I am going to win

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Hi guys i am a town aligned peeper joat gently caress you all i'mma peep ya.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


First post full claim suck mah dillz

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Anyways ## vote bottleknight let's turbo this fucker

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


BottleKnight posted:

You are aware that, if you are town, this is not good play for your alignment, correct?

No it is actually good play, furthermore

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Man if i could full claim before role pms get sent out i would

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


BottleKnight posted:

Hmm.

Contentless shitposting.

I can already tell you're gonna be the Kashuno of this game and my vote is staying where it is, in perpetuity

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Infinitum posted:

Lot of people not posting cat gifs alongside their posts.

suspicious



Phone posting but when i get home i will post my backlog of owed cats


Tired Moritz posted:

Let's treat the person with the cutest avatar.

##treat Jimmy Hats

:3:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


BottleKnight posted:

:smug: If you don't actually want to play mafia, you shouldn't sign up for games vOv :smug:

I thibk this is a record for the post where people tell me i am playing this social game wrong

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


derp posted:

i volunteer to be peeped

:yeah:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Bottleknight at -3 let's make this happen for real guys it would be hilarious!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


derp posted:

so we should vote without thinking?

Day1 is a circle jerk anyways might as well get it over with ASAP. Also i have claimed a very good and strong town role so anyone voting for me is clearly going against the town wincon and should :smug: learn how to play :smug:

:smugdon:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I won't apologize for being myself :3:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Flying Leatherman posted:


What a nice nap, time to get up!


Either I'm still trying to blink the sleep out of my eyes or there's some fundamental inconsistency here. It is strange to hear, in one post, stickup agree with me when I'm advocating more D1 content because we can get stuff out of D1, and in another say that Jimmy's right about not getting anything out of D1. It's sufficiently ambiguous that, really, he's ended up on both sides of the argument, and it feels like he's just trying to be inoffensive over providing honest opinions.

##unvote
##vote stickup

I don't think I've played with him before, is this true?

Yeah i really am the worst.

Also you were doing the same thing you're voting stickup for doing: admonishing me for not wanting to do day1 poo poo and then voting me, the guy with the most votes

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Actually no i just have an idiot brain and thought FL voted me . Lol!!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Tired Moritz posted:

wow okay thanks for making me look dumb!!

Haha!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


We don't even know what treats do. However i will say that i am 99.99 percent sure that if you treat me i'll be able to use more than one of my powers tonight cuz uh that seems like a thing a cool game host would do.

Anyways i will follow up and say that my joats are watcher, follower, tracker, voyeur.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Also if we assume there are 3 mafia men which i don't think is unreasonable in a game this size then one of them must be voting for me right now!! Otherwise they would lynch me and end the Hyper Important Day 1 Discussion, thus sealing town's fate (which would be doom!!)

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I'm a huge bozo and love 2 knock over lamps

Oh also everyone post your character's name i have a theory

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Guys treat me i am confirmed town

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Fl trying to trick us don't let him control the game!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I'm a huge idiot and have a gummy bunghole AMA

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Sorry I haven't, in all honesty I shouldn't have signed up for all these games but I am going to stick it out and try not to lurk as much. Yesterday was my bday so I didn't do anything maf related after work.

I can see why it is curious though. I'm intrigued about the treat mechanic, but I do think it's a bad idea to try and case from treat allotments, I mean yes we should try to get treats for ourselves, but there also has to be a majority and I picked you for the simplest of all reasons as explained.

Play wise give me a few hours and I'll have some actual reads, things are slowing down at work and I'll have a chance to scrutinize.

I doxxed u your birthday was last week lynch all liars

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Cats don't live to be 28... This is what we call a 'gotcha'!

Also y'all should post your flavour names

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax



So we can rp and maybe cyber a bit if ur a girl cat bb

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I just wanna say derp seems like a good poster and a stand up guy and i'mma be hella mad when his mafia buddies night kill me

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Normally i would be happy to chump 'ol piggers but i'm not really feeling this one. Mind you i am poo poo garbage and am usually wrong so maybe this means you're all right?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


CapitalistPig posted:

I think the fact that all the people voting me are going for a low hanging fruit "easy" day 1 town mislynch speaks volumes.

Lol you tried this on me ya mook.

##vote cpig

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


CPig using the same 'you're all idiots and bad players!' defense that he used when i sussed out he was roadhog.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


CapitalistPig posted:

you mean when you were wrong about me being roadhog?

I don't remember that part. Are you sure..?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


CapitalistPig posted:

You remember drat well.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


##vote stickup


this is a stickup posted:

while rushing through an unusually busy week vOv failed pretty hard though

It's thursday the work week ain't over lynch all liars

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


It's real bitchesssss


Also my name is professor fluffybutt which is terrible

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Retro Futurist posted:

Eh. That's IF it's real, IF it's real AND he's town, and IF it's real AND he's town AND he uses them smartly

1 and 2 are correct but that 'uses it smartly' thing...
Anyways i am gonna ##treat myself since i'm town and am cool and good. Also how are we doing for time? I am currently joke voting someone but should probably settle on a real vote soon?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Any chance we can circle back to bottle knight that fucker is lurkin hard now tjat we stopped turboing him

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


>summon votefinder

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Kb and inf should jerk eachother off more and maybe cum swap back and forth imo

Anyways srsly how much time do we have left?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


We're hosed for time let's get this done.

##vote cpig

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Tired Moritz posted:

Okay, I see what you guys are saying.

##vote Jimson

Should get treats lined up before we slammer dat hammer. Should ?maybe? treat me since i have a good claimed power IMO.

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