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Digirat
Sep 14, 2011



turn off the TV posted:

Bad Company had some pretty great weapon sounds in 2008.

So did 2142 (2006), especially the vehicles

DICE has always cared about their sound more than almost anyone else and it is a drat tragedy what happened to the battlefield series

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Furia
Jul 26, 2015



Grimey Drawer

To be fair it's been a while since I played BC2 but you gotta admit BC1 was much more outwardly ridiculous

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/...tab=description



ahhhhhh

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME


The problem is that bad company 2 seemed to have retconned(?) bad company 1 which could be okay, but what made bad company 1 so great was that a) there was an overarching theme of chaos, and a bunch of soldiers going AWOL to steal gold from a dictator goes hand in hand nicely with that, with excellent lines and character interaction, and b) the maps were actually really open and you could approach every objective in differing ways with vehicles, on foot, from different directions, etc.

Bad Company 2 dropped all of that and went for a straight cheesy shooting plot and... while the characters were still amusing, they didn't feel like they were the same guys? They seemed toned down, forgot all about their previous adventure, apparently are now straight orders-following boots and the levels were fairly linear (though occasionally they did get wide enough for you to take a flanking route so it was never quite as bad as BF3, BF4 or BF1)

It's hard to explain but bad company 2 would have been so much more fun, single-player wise, if they continued along BC1's lines. Instead they scrapped most of what was brilliant about BC1 and gave us something in between battlefield 3's linear story and BC1's big open maps campaign, which is what disappointed me most.

Bieeanshee
Aug 21, 2000

Not keen on keening.


Grimey Drawer


Ssssssmokin!

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Hence, nothing remains except our regrets.

Lipstick Apathy


Sorry, Hancock, your brother's been replaced... with a pony.

Gynovore
Jun 17, 2009

Forget your RoboCoX or your StickyCoX or your EvilCoX, MY CoX has Blinking Bewbs!

WHY IS THIS GAME DEAD?!


This mod requires another mod called "crimes against nature", which did the actual modeling work. This guy just went through and applied those changes to every humanoid NPC.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Hence, nothing remains except our regrets.

Lipstick Apathy

Gynovore posted:

This mod requires another mod called "crimes against nature", which did the actual modeling work. This guy just went through and applied those changes to every humanoid NPC.

Some of Crimes Against Nature is good, though.



If you put a hat on, it puts a fitted, tiny hat on the cat!

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012



https://twitter.com/higeyosi360/sta...435501150715904

http://dragonporn.blog.jp/archives/23687046.html

It was only a matter of time after episode 1 of that anime.

Ready! Set! Blow!
Jun 16, 2005

Red alert.

Soiled Meat

http://goldeneyevault.com/viewfile.php?id=400

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH1G703mf7w

Ready! Set! Blow! fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2018 around 00:27

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Let me show you my honorabu rotation

Please respect the content, healer dps is dishonorable



Get. Me. Off. This. Cart.













Now.

Kinky Cookie Bunny
Apr 1, 2011






I just wanted to look at stardew valley mods...

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





I'm at work so I'm not googling futanari. Someone tell me what it is in three words or less. I have a vague idea of what it could be judging from the fact that it sounds Japanese.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010


Memento posted:

I'm at work so I'm not googling futanari. Someone tell me what it is in three words or less. I have a vague idea of what it could be judging from the fact that it sounds Japanese.

Girls with dicks.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!


I wish I could be so innocent on the internet still to not know what futanari is. Jealous.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

What am I, the button pusher?


Kinky Cookie Bunny posted:




I just wanted to look at stardew valley mods...

The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: Beware! There will be animal penis!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009





Kurui Reiten posted:

Girls with dicks.

Well in a vacuum, that's not so bad.

Incorporated into a farm animals mod means that guy should be on a bunch of watchlists.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



Memento posted:

Well in a vacuum, that's not so bad.

Incorporated into a farm animals mod means that guy should be on a bunch of watchlists.

Oh you sweet innocent, you think that means he's sticking dicks on regular farm animals.

No, no, no, friend, by the looks of that explanation he's making human girls with dicks being treated as livestock.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007


Memento posted:

I'm at work so I'm not googling futanari. Someone tell me what it is in three words or less. I have a vague idea of what it could be judging from the fact that it sounds Japanese.

Kurui Reiten posted:

Girls with dicks.


Not just girls with dicks. Girls with freaking enormous dicks.

Blind Duke
Nov 8, 2013


There are a lot of ways to parse this, but the text suggests taking the human girls of Stardew Valley and giving them animal dicks

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Ask me about the influence of African instruments on the formation of American musical styles.


I'll use this as an excuse to link this wonderful ted talk where 2 dudes stand on stage and present futanari pics to the audience while explaining that a guy liking dick doesn't have to mean he's gay

Neuroscientists explain why straight men like trans women and why straight women like Edward Cullen

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Target's in my sights...

*Zap! Zap!*

<Player has defeated D. Smart>


Dinosaur Gum


Tank is not a go-kart

3/10

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.


FirstAidKite posted:

I'll use this as an excuse to link this wonderful ted talk where 2 dudes stand on stage and present futanari pics to the audience while explaining that a guy liking dick doesn't have to mean he's gay

Neuroscientists explain why straight men like trans women and why straight women like Edward Cullen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Hence, nothing remains except our regrets.

Lipstick Apathy

Blind Duke posted:

There are a lot of ways to parse this, but the text suggests taking the human girls of Stardew Valley and giving them animal dicks

I think he's turning the girls into animal-people and then giving them dicks. Furrifying and then dickening.

EDIT: No, the replacement folder is ANIMALS, it is turning the animals into those specific girls and then dickening.

And putting them on all fours.

Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at Jan 18, 2018 around 06:56

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

If it's the same mod that was put in the thread before, then it's a creepy bondage fetish thing involving restraints, leather limb extensions and ball-gags.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!


Gynovore posted:

This mod requires another mod called "crimes against nature", which did the actual modeling work. This guy just went through and applied those changes to every humanoid NPC.

I wonder if he did the super-mutants too

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012


We've got this thing licked!



Midnight Voyager posted:

I think he's turning the girls into animal-people and then giving them dicks. Furrifying and then dickening.

EDIT: No, the replacement folder is ANIMALS, it is turning the animals into those specific girls and then dickening.

And putting them on all fours.

Surely it'd be on all fives .

Seriously though, it never ceases to amaze me how with every single one of these fetish mods the author tries to play it straight like it's the most normal or logical thing to add to a game.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

What am I, the button pusher?


Stare long enough into the abyss etc etc

Max Wilco
Jan 22, 2012

Fare-thee-well, oh you Barbary merchants,
Fare-thee well to the Spanish Blockade,
Fare-thee-well to the Straits of Gibraltar,
and the treacherous seas of Cathay...


https://twitter.com/soft_chomps/sta...298537940508673

They are cute!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Ask me about the influence of African instruments on the formation of American musical styles.


That's no abyss you're staring into, boy.








That's a penis.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

What am I, the button pusher?



I highly recommend this mod.



The cows waddle when they walk.

Max Wilco
Jan 22, 2012

Fare-thee-well, oh you Barbary merchants,
Fare-thee well to the Spanish Blockade,
Fare-thee-well to the Straits of Gibraltar,
and the treacherous seas of Cathay...


I forgot to link the actual mod, because I was too busy trying to find that tweet: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/348/

Actually it reminds me that I still haven't started Stardew Valley yet. Are there any other mods for it worth getting?

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

Watch for falling boulders

Midnight Voyager posted:

I think he's turning the girls into animal-people and then giving them dicks. Furrifying and then dickening.

EDIT: No, the replacement folder is ANIMALS, it is turning the animals into those specific girls and then dickening.

And putting them on all fours.

Yep, this replaces all of the farm animal's sprites with the female characters from the game.

The best part is that it isn't even his mod; he just took an already existing "women as farm animals" mod and stuck dicks on them.

Jagged Jim
Sep 25, 2013

Watch for falling boulders

Max Wilco posted:

I forgot to link the actual mod, because I was too busy trying to find that tweet: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/348/

Actually it reminds me that I still haven't started Stardew Valley yet. Are there any other mods for it worth getting?

Probably the map mod that shows NPC Locations, the mod that let's you see what gifts villagers like and how close you are to harvest, and the mod that let's you harvest with your scythe are probably the three most important mods. There are also a lot of normal (as in not ) "change your dog/cat/horse into X breed" mods you should look into if you have a favorite breed.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005




FirstAidKite posted:

I'll use this as an excuse to link this wonderful ted talk where 2 dudes stand on stage and present futanari pics to the audience while explaining that a guy liking dick doesn't have to mean he's gay

Neuroscientists explain why straight men like trans women and why straight women like Edward Cullen

Tedx Talks: She Blinded Me With NO HOMO!!!!

Blind Duke
Nov 8, 2013


So like, you have the human character, and the bizarre S&M animal creature of them with their face at the same time

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!


Blind Duke posted:

So like, you have the human character, and the bizarre S&M animal creature of them with their face at the same time

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Except for their absolutely giant dicks.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007


The Bee posted:

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Except for their absolutely giant dicks.

Doesn't work. They all ended up with schlongzillas. And masturbation schedules.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA


Samizdata posted:

Doesn't work. They all ended up with schlongzillas. And masturbation schedules.

Milking the cow suddenly has a much more sinister undertone.

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Samizdata
May 14, 2007


Methylethylaldehyde posted:

Milking the cow suddenly has a much more sinister undertone.

Not for the modder.

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