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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The MSJ posted:

Good idea for a post-apocalyptic dystopia. In a world where water is piss, those who control the water purifiers control the world. But 1% of the population have mutated to be piss-drinkers, and they exist beyond the law yet is also civilization's only hope for freedom.

So they drink the piss and convert it to fresh water? If so humanity is going to reclassify them as livestock so fast and use them as living water pumps.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The MSJ posted:

Apparently making Sims 4 sex mods can get you some good money. (Article has :nws: pics)

http://kotaku.com/what-its-like-to-make-a-sims-4-sex-mod-as-a-full-time-j-1794462936

I like the read me that explains some of the features of the addon

code:


General

Ability to start sex interaction (solo or with partner)
Teasing, Handjob, Footjob, Oraljob, Vaginal, Anal or Random
Ability to invite or join to a sex interaction (group sex)
Ability to change sex position while in sex at any point in time
Ability to swap spots with partners in the sex interaction
Ability to end the sex interaction with climax (if available)
Ability to undress sims while in sex interaction
Ability to use strapon on sims without penis
Undress completely or outfit top, outfit bottom, shoes, hat, gloves, glasses, head accessories, left-hand accessories, right-hand accessories, other accessories
Ability to make sims around sex interaction go away
Sims needs are affected accordingly while in sex
Sim phone gets locked and silenced when in sex
Sim romantic affection gets increased in sex
Configuration file for CAS strapon clothing parts support

Relationship

Asking for sex scores sims relationship base on friendship level, romance level, desire level, mood, moodlets, skills, traits, hygiene, relationship status, and situation
Asking for sex affects sims relationship (gender preference, social motive, trait moodlets, conversation moodlets, social context)
Sex affects sims relationship

Skill

Increasing after sex and affecting satisfaction of partners
Applies satisfaction moodlets after sex based on sex skill, sex skill of partners, fitness skill, traits and randomness
Satisfaction moodlets appear with different flavors (happy, energized, focused, inspired, playful, confident) depending on sim personality

Reactions

Jealousy reaction with 6 different flavors (base on relationship, respects Player trait, uses vanilla jealousy for now)
General reaction with 9 different flavors (base on the mood, relationship, and family relations)

Desire

Sims with high enough desire level will gain positive sex desire moodlet
Sims with too high desire level will get a negative moodlet, feeling uncomfortable without releasing the tension
Sims with active positive desire moodlet will have better sex experience

Cum

Cum is applied after sex interaction is finished (if animation allows for it)
Sims ready to climax can apply cum manually on other sims in sex
Face, Chest, Back, Vagina, Butt, Feet
Applies positive or negative cum moodlet depending on sim traits
Satisfaction Reward Trait 'Cum Slut' can be bought with 200 satisfaction points
Ability to clean cum by performing hygiene related interactions
Taking shower
Taking a bath
Going into hot tub
Gussy up in front of a mirror
Using toilet
Brushing teeth
Swimming
Affects NPC autonomy to clean the cum off

Pregnancy

Usable condom inventory object
Ability to order condoms using a computer or buy with Build/Buy Mode
Ability to use the condom while in sex interaction to prevent pregnancy (can be used on a group)
Pregnancy from vaginal or climax sex interaction (with ability to disable that)
Trait 'Hates Children' makes use of condoms automatic
Trait 'Hates Children' refuses vaginal sex without protection (Always Accept or disabled pregnancy ignores this rule)
Traits 'Lazy' and 'Clumsy' increase the chance of pregnancy in some situations
Ability to terminate pregnancy using sim smartphone

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


atomicgeek posted:

She's either going to testify to the nice FBI agent or start singing a new country song. Possibly both.

I was going to make a joke about singing a country song about all the times she has had to testify to an FBI agent but then I made myself sad. :(

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Danaru posted:

this is the most :jerkbag: thing I've ever :jerkbag:ed. Couldn't bring myself to read the rest

The YouTube Video for it is great as well.

https://youtu.be/gq6wtlqYOyc

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nah it is like that other sex scripting mod,without being so overt about it. Watch the video and see some of the positions he puts the female NPC into.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kavak posted:

Argonian lizard tits?

Surprisingly smooth lizard tits at that. Must take a lot of sanding and waxing to get results like that.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


RareAcumen posted:

Whoa, I just came across a picture of the future




If the rule that someone will try to get Doom to run on anything, I look forward to the first bionic eye to have a doomwad installed on it.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Plus the real bones they were concerned about were the vagina dentata.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Schubalts posted:

I feel like most of that guy's mods would be completely benign if he Just. Used. A. Different. Character.

Don't kink shame.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Byzantine posted:

Penis helms is a legit amazing mod, and I stand by that.

I prefer the Cock Coif mod personally.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Brainamp posted:

Like how Feminize means Give them Nipples and 40k decorations.

Everyone knows that if you want to make a robot feminine you slap some studded nipple boobplate on them and call it a day.

Those how a robot is supposed to feed its young with said nipples is still a mystery.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dwesa posted:

Some people already put breasts on everything, this thread is a proof of it. When humanoid robots will become commercially available, one of the first functions they'll fulfill will be sex with humans, no doubt about that. Same would be true for Fallout universe, despite the 50s theme.

Libido. Libido never changes.

https://youtu.be/oupVIveVt3E

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Lone Badger posted:

I am extremely broken. The thing that offended me most about that series of screenshots was the misuse of capitalisation.

And here I though it was my wishing someone would give him a thesaurus, so he could use something besides straining or stretched. Then I realized it is a fetish thing and those two words excite him the most. :barf:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Interesting take on making GBS threads dick nipples. Also I should take that as a sign of brokenness if that was the first thing that came to mind.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Shadowlyger posted:

The secret artist cheat: Make a furaffinity account and open commissions. Observe as money rains from the sky.

Just be aware of the fact that you're selling your soul in the process.

Also be aware of the FBI tip reporting process

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Wamdoodle posted:

Didn’t even register the tits until my second glance

Well it was time for a thread title change, and here we are.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Cup Runneth Over posted:

Yeah, that's amazingly horrible Minecraft.

FTFY

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I like this bit from the mods description:

quote:

I have reworked the mesh to ensure no clipping. This mod uses Slot 36 (TORSO) so it's paramount to give you a sexy experience without weird holes.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: The Orbital space shuttle of loving.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dwesa posted:



Leading? :eyepop:

Easy to come in first when you are the only one in the race.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


OwlFancier posted:

Look if you're making a mod to put jizz textures on your mutant elf videogame girlfriend I can't understand why you would not spend a bit more effort to not stuff it full of compression artefacts.

Fapping is a higher priority than QA.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


CJacobs posted:

All video games need mods like Geralt's Immersive Testicles



Is there a clinging to your leg stat? Or an debuff when you accidentally sit on them?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


drkeiscool posted:

what is the goatman

:goatsecx:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Screaming Idiot posted:

Throw in the Hdoom enemies and sex animations and then maybe we'll talk

EDIT: or can we keep the sex animations with the old enemies? :thunk:

The only limit is your imagination and I guess your coding skills

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Screaming Idiot posted:

Where the gently caress is my Bowsette mod for Bethesda Game? I want to play as/fight alongside/kill/have sex with my nasty dirty turtlemanprincess waifu. It's been days, Nexus. DAYS!

It is not easy coding one handed.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Well their marketing team wants any time you think of weird internet poo poo, to then also think about Arbys.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Raygereio posted:

:psyduck: The gently caress is going on there?
Do they have a stock-buying-bot hooked up to the Internet and set it up so that it buys whatever is trending on social media?

efb:

This came up in another thread, but the modern stock market is pretty much just bots trading with bots at this point. If social media, all of it, is talking about a certain company in what the algorithm determines is a positive way, stock price goes up.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Angry Diplomat posted:

Those colour scheme names objectively rule, sorry

Even King Tampon?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I don't know why, but the random unit promoted statement, during the dong laser show, is funny as hell to me.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Awful/Awesome Mods Thread: That is not how vaginas work

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Paracelsus posted:

The technology won't be ready until they figure out how to render the pronunciation of ~xX_81z!+$$JG0kU_Xx~.

Tim. It's pronounced Tim.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Was expecting to every sound to be replaced with the near drowning music.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mordja posted:

Modern Warfare Mod is a conversion that features patchnotes like

And helpful infographics like


I know they say they didn't reference any classified information but part of me doubts that seriously based on that graphic

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Wrr posted:

Gotta go figure out my irl level I guess


So is there no skill tied to this to level it up? Conjuration or archery maybe? Can you jerk off real good and blast a dragon out of the sky? Theres too many questions!

Thinking hand to hand

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Orv posted:

It remains the first hellish tablet of unwholesome gospel in the OP.



I like my sex mods to look like a combo sheet for Guilty Gear.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That doesn't really look like a face of pleasure or pain for that matter.

Looks more like a flesh mask draped over a mannequin.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Arcsquad12 posted:

:nws: Fallout 4 Holding device 1. :nws:

Only the finest for the hot files.



The other pictures are "occupied"

You didn't mention the floating shoes just kinda existing in a few of the images.

I know, I know I focus on the strange things

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Reminds me of the old DBZ mod for quake 3.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I have always wondered what was the original source of this gif, what salty rear end in a top hat created it, and did it only become infamous because of the wildstar dev?

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Quicksilver6 posted:

I get the feeling Termnix’s favorite game must be Elite: Dangerous.

I don’t even remember Wildstar but if that was the dev’s reaction to being asked about conveniences, I guess that’s not a surprise. Where and when was that gif posted, anyways?

It was posted to the official subreddit after the world first raid boss kill, after several rounds of patches making the fight not a buggy mess.

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