Tom Brady is the best football guy of all time

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The Dallas Cowboys
	Go Cowboys!!!
	The Dallas Cowboys are awesome!!!
	I hope the Cowboys Win tonight
	Tony Romo should replace Dak Prescott (no, do not pick this)

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BlueBlazer: Apr 1, 2010

Russell is running again.

Good luck Dallas, I saw those picks by Washington.

# ? Nov 25, 2016 05:40

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:34

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Schweinhund posted:

Every time this thread is bumped I'm hopeful it's to say the Cowboys team plane has crashed into the op's house but I'm always left disappointed.

I eagerly await it

# ? Nov 25, 2016 14:49

client: Aug 19, 2010

client posted:

raiders bitch

# ? Nov 28, 2016 01:46

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

client posted:

Raiders bitch

Do they? I bet they definitely will when the cowboys beat them. :smugdog:

# ? Nov 28, 2016 04:12

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Woot! Time to beat the Minnesota Vikings! It's some Thursday night football up in here.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:02

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Knock knock

whos there

The Dallas Cowboys

the Dallas Cowboys who?

The Dallas Cowboys are going to win again today.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:11

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What is everyone having as game snax?

I'm thinking about getting some chips and dip. :yum:

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:14

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Not if the ghost of Prince has anything to say about it

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:13

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Can a Mod sticky this thread again, for tonight?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:29

Gargamel Gibson: Apr 24, 2014

im homo for romo

# ? Dec 2, 2016 00:43

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm upset with the results of the poll.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:27

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

The Bananana posted:

I'm upset with the results of the poll.

Don't go breaking your back over it

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:35

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

LMAO, Mike "Nuke the Gays" Preifer is coaching the Vikings tonight.

http://deadspin.com/mike-nuke-the-gays-priefer-will-coach-the-vikings-ton-1789564626

quote:

As we sat down in our chairs, Mike Priefer, in one of the meanest voices I can ever recall hearing, said: �We should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows.� The room grew intensely quiet, and none of the players said a word for the rest of the meeting. The atmosphere was decidedly tense. I had never had an interaction that hostile with any of my teammates on this issue�some didn�t agree with me, but our conversations were always civil and respectful. Afterward, several told me that what Mike Priefer had said was �messed up.�

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:35

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Surprised Mr. "Nuke the Gays" hasn't gone to trump tower for a cabinet position interview.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:37

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Wowzers

# ? Dec 2, 2016 01:57

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Twitter is streaming this game for some reason

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:02

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Where's the guy who wants an airplane to crash into my house?

# ? Dec 2, 2016 02:04

a retard: Jan 7, 2013; by Lowtax

...and the pitch! posted:

Twitter is streaming this game for some reason

twitter struck a deal with the nfl to stream all of the thursday night games

# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:20

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Halftime!

# ? Dec 2, 2016 03:56

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alright GBS, well, I know you all were worried, but, despite the rocky... heck, downright ugly game that just went on, we won. The cowboys are now 11-1.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:40

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

Knock knock

whos there

The Dallas Cowboys

the Dallas Cowboys who?

The Dallas Cowboys are going to win again today.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:43

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

gently caress yeah team America

# ? Dec 2, 2016 06:18

feelix: Nov 27, 2016; THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

as a viking's fan, i don't really care about anything anymore

# ? Dec 2, 2016 07:13

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

that no flag on roughing the passer was bullshit

# ? Dec 2, 2016 12:40

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

whoflungpoop posted:

that no flag on false start was bullshit

# ? Dec 2, 2016 16:51

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

did anybody post this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7FZ04xFa2Q

# ? Dec 2, 2016 16:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

did anybody post this yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7FZ04xFa2Q

This owns.

# ? Dec 2, 2016 21:43

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

gently caress yeah Eagles lost. Redskins and giants currently behind. America's Team gently caress yeah

# ? Dec 4, 2016 23:31

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Giants play steelers today, yeah?

# ? Dec 4, 2016 23:35

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

The Bananana posted:

Giants play steelers today, yeah?

Yeah losing 11-0 last time I checked

# ? Dec 4, 2016 23:45

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Giants gave up 2 pts for a hold in the end zone :roflolmao:

# ? Dec 4, 2016 23:52

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

lmao the seahawks slaughtered the panthers today

# ? Dec 5, 2016 08:11

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Every goon who spends time watching sports needs to see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csbtsY_SHQo&t=0m44s

# ? Dec 5, 2016 08:16

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Awwwwwshiiiiit!

Cowboys play tomorrow night, against the only team to have beaten them this year. The new York Giants. Gonna be a good fuckin game.

# ? Dec 11, 2016 03:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

COWBOYS GONNA WIN!!!

# ? Dec 12, 2016 02:36

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Let us go, Cowboys.

# ? Dec 12, 2016 02:38

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Dak "fistful o picks" Prescott

# ? Dec 12, 2016 04:40

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.