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Drink the beer while taking a shower maybe?
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Oct 30, 2016 20:17
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the sex beer |
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Oct 30, 2016 21:36
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Vynar posted:Drink the beer while taking a shower maybe? do this b @ pce |
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Oct 31, 2016 03:07
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google THIS posted:the sex beer |
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Oct 31, 2016 04:12
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I wish my cheap beer would do that 
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Oct 31, 2016 04:48
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Just do the math and be glad you're saving a buck |
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Oct 31, 2016 05:48
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google THIS posted:the sex beer |
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Oct 31, 2016 06:29
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How many beers ago did you see the 5 turn into a 6? |
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Oct 31, 2016 08:54
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just drink 1% less than before
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Oct 31, 2016 16:01
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according to my calculator i'm getting ~17% extra WASTED 2NITE YEAHhhH
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(me pouring fizzy yellow liquid from one beaker to another to measure its alcohol content, like the nutty professor, except different, because problem drinking is NEVER funny
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Oct 31, 2016 16:04
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i always leave my beer to ferment futher to get that extra 1% |
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Oct 31, 2016 16:44
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Word problem #4: Joe usually drinks a beer with an alcohol content of 5.9% and he pays $6.99 for a six pack of 12oz cans. If Joe instead buys a six pack of tall boys (16oz cans) for $8.99 how much more alcohol is Joe getting and is he getting a good deal? (please show your work when answering)
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Beerhacks: *add water to miller lite (S.G. .996) to lend it some body *sneak hop extract and malt color into the ballpark to make your own budlightbock *at parties, alternate between lite beer and sparkling water. they taste the same but you don't get drunk too fast, and you still have something to raise in case of a toast or a sick bassline *tired of everyone snagging your craft beer at house parties? hide them in your tummy before showing up *if you're too polite to turn down your buddy's gross homebrew, just take a sip and immediately vomit everywhere. they won't offer you any more |
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Oct 31, 2016 17:05
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Word problem #7: Joe's friend Cody wants him to try his new homebrew but Joe is certain it will taste horrible. If Joe is given a 12oz bottle and "accidentally" spills it how long will Joe have to feign ignorance about the spill for all 12oz to pour from the bottle so he will not have to taste it? Follow Up Question: If Cody has more bottles of homebrew for Joe to try how many different strategies for spilling the bottle will Joe have to use before Cody becomes suspicious that Joe does not want to try his beer?
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Luvcow posted:Word problem #4: Joe usually drinks a beer with an alcohol content of 5.9% and he pays $6.99 for a six pack of 12oz cans. If Joe instead buys a six pack of tall boys (16oz cans) for $8.99 how much more alcohol is Joe getting and is he getting a good deal? rounded price to nearest dollar - for 12 oz cans: (12.0)(.059) = .708 oz of alcohol per beer (.708)(6.00 beers) = 4.25 total oz of alcohol per 6 pack 4.25 / $7.00 = x / $1.00 x = .607 oz $1.00 buys .607 oz of alcohol for 16 oz cans: (16.0)(.059) = .944 oz of alcohol per beer (.944)(6.00) = 5.66 total oz of alcohol per 9 pack tall boys 5.66 / $9.00 = y / $1.00 y = .628 oz $1.00 buys .628 oz of alcohol So per dollar the tall boys are a better deal but how effective the beers are depends on rate of flamin cheetos ingested while drinking. |
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Fredflonston posted:rounded price to nearest dollar - Ok follow up question: If you could somehow create a numerical "shame index" would it be still be beneficial for me to buy the tallboys or does the shame i would feel being seen buying them counteract against the money i am saving? edit: sorry I meant "Joe" not me...
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MrWillsauce posted:just drink 1% less than before |
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Luvcow posted:Ok follow up question: If you could somehow create a numerical "shame index" would it be still be beneficial for me to buy the tallboys or does the shame i would feel being seen buying them counteract against the money i am saving? There are too many variables to quantify for a Tall Boy shame index (I've tried), So instead of trying to figure out, for instance, - How many coworkers from the sexy portion of the office I'll run into at the Tom Thumb. - The look the cashier gives me when I hand her 40 quarters. - If any of the aforementioned onlookers notices the stains on the front of my sweats from where I wiped my hands before setting aside my bag of flamin 'etos and running to the store before my queue popped. -the weird way the sweats hug my package and reveal its contours to the masses, I mean poo poo who designs these? why not make the seam a little looser or something but I guess grandma doesn't think of these things when she's Christmas shoppping. So here's what I do I just use the shady corner store closer to downtown. I think It's called the pack N' sack or Jerry's or something but point is they ONLY sell tall boys so It's not my fault then. E: It's actually called the poo poo N' Save |
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Oct 31, 2016 18:57
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Fredflonston posted:There are too many variables to quantify for a Tall Boy shame index (I've tried), So instead of trying to figure out, for instance, I think we would get along very well
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Oct 31, 2016 19:14
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Luvcow posted:I think we would get along very well 
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Let's get this thread to 420%
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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