November Chat Thread: A Day Early and $395 Dollars Short

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Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

White people using Facebook to check in at the pipeline protest is loving disgusting.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 19:15

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

funny Star Wars parody posted:

whoops

You monster.

As soon as my paycheck deposits I am sending a donation. It's not gonna be much but it'll be more effective than checking in on facebook.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 19:21

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I spent a part of my teenager years in South Dakota and spent a summer on a res for a rehab program (I was a bad kid) so seeing white people pretend to give a poo poo really irks me. I can't send 10% of my income but I'll send what I can afford.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 19:29

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

mariooncrack posted:

If they're trying to hide who is actually there, I don't understand why they don't tell the protesters to stop sharing their location on Facebook.

Good point. SOme dude on Reddit already showed how easy it is to filter people checking in so the entire exercise is bullshit.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 20:58

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

mariooncrack posted:

I get the point is to obfuscate who's actually there but it seems a very roundabout and overly complicated solution to the problem. If you don't want to advertise you're actually there, don't say it on social media?

I highly doubt anyone actually protesting is checking in on Facebook.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 21:24

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Lol. Just got a message from Facebook that my post about people checking in to Standing Rock was found to be offensive and has been removed.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 22:18

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Facebook's priorities are loving weird, man. One of my friend's videos got took down within minutes for reasons unknown, it was a car video with some music, nothing illegal.

...some other dude shares a video of a woman making GBS threads into a cup and some other chick licking it and it stays up for a couple of days.

Odd.

Back in March somebody put the entire Deadpool film up and it stayed for like 3 weeks. Nobody at FB gives a gently caress.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 23:55

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

My coworker's wife just posted on FB that she's having a car problem. When she puts fuel in her 1992 Olds Silhouette, it leaks out onto the ground. She is not technically minded and it's dark so she can't tell where the leak is but I'm guessing the filler neck or the actual tank has rusted out somewhere. Anything I might not be thinking of?

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 02:31

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

No trick or treating for us here, the community doesn't allow it which is honestly a weird policy but I don't really mind. Saved me money on candy this year.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 04:20

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Cop Porn Popper posted:

What kind of community of monsters do you live with? Granted I gave out 0 candy, but thats because there are no kids in my lovely neighborhood.

Apartment community with no parking lots and no sidewalks.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 05:34

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Somewhat Heroic posted:

So the odds are still in favor of Cleveland winning, but my odds tell me that there is a 100% chance of riots in Chicago tomorrow night no matter what happens.

Watching Wrigleyville go up in flames might be pretty entertaining.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 03:09

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Jesus Christ. We forgot to pull the screen all the way shut and all three cats escaped into the night. Thankfully two of them are cowardly retards but I just had to chase one of them halfway around the building.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 04:51

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Some idiots set a train car on fire when the Bulls 3-peated and it stranded us for several hours when were trying to head home. Win or lose something is going up in flames in that city.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 05:00

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Fort Wayne wins again

http://wane.com/2016/11/02/2nd-man-charged-in-basement-torture-of-women/

quote:

FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) Prosecutors have charged a man for helping another hold two women in his basement, where he allegedly severely tortured them.

Genues S. Jones, 38, has been charged in Allen Superior Court with two counts of felony aiding criminal confinement related to an incident inside a Chestnut Street home on Aug. 29.

Genues S. Jones
Genues S. Jones
According to a probable cause affidavit, an �extremely injured� woman showed up at her grandmother�s home around 2:30 p.m. that day. Her family, then, called police.

The woman was taken to a local hospital with severe bruises to her left eye and face, bruises and a cut to her right eye, a bloody mouth, cuts on each of her arms, bruises to her back from beatings and a cut to the back of her head from a claw hammer, the affidavit said.

The woman told police the incident began at a Lima Road storage unit. She said she had been clean from heroin for a week and a half, but while she was on the drug, her dealer � Govan � had placed a storage unit in her name. Since, the woman said he�d been calling her for the key. The woman told police she finally agreed to meet him to hand over the key, and while at the storage unit, Govan said things were missing from inside and became �violently aggravated,� according to the affidavit.

The woman said she told Govan that she�d loaned the key to another woman, who Govan had prostituted out and kept on heroin, the affidavit said. The woman said Govan then became angry and tossed her into her own car and drove to a Chestnut Street home, the affidavit said.

During the drive, the woman said Govan punched her some 10 times, the affidavit said.

At the home, the pair saw the second woman, and she admitted to taking the items from the storage unit, the affidavit said.

The woman said Govan then took both women and threw them into the basement of the home, laid them face down and bound their arms behind their backs with cable, the affidavit said. The woman said Jones grabbed them by the arm and forced them to the basement. The other woman said he was ordered by Govan to stand by them as he left the room, the affidavit said.

One Jones realized Govan�s plan, though, the women said he left. One woman said she heard him say, �Hell with this!� the affidavit said.

After that, the first woman told police Govan proceeded to kicked her in the head more than 100 times, hit her with a claw hammer and tortured her and the other woman, the affidavit said.

Morgan Govan
Morgan Govan
Govan told the woman he was going to kill them both, the affidavit said.

While he was upstairs, though, the first woman told police that the second woman slipped out of the cable and ran off, the affidavit said. The first woman said after that escape, Govan acted like he couldn�t kill her now because he figured the second woman would go to the police, the affidavit said.

Govan then picked her up and took her to the door and threw her out, the woman said, according to the affidavit. She said Govan told her if she went to police, he�d kill her whole family, the affidavit said.

Police also spoke with the second woman later. She said Govan, who had supplied her with 3.5 grams of heroin a day, was mad about items stolen from his storage unit � items the woman said she traded to another heroin dealer for drugs, the affidavit said. Govan then tortured them, she said, stomping on their heads and bodies for a steady 45 minutes, the affidavit said. The woman said Govan was so aggressively beating them that he would have to stop for breaks, the affidavit said.

The woman said after she escaped, she ran to the nearest house where she saw people and used the phone, the affidavit said. She told police she suffered 50 bumps and contusions all over her body, as well as dizziness, a possible broken left foot and issues with back and leg, the affidavit said.

Police arrested Govan later. During an interview with police, Govan became �uncontrollable and lawyered up,� the affidavit said. The 37-year-old was charged with two counts of Aggravated Battery, three counts of Criminal Confinement, and one count each of Possession of a Narcotic Drug and Intimidation � all felonies. His case is pending.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 01:54

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Powershift posted:

Also, the great chicago baseball riots of 2016 are going to start within the hour. chicago police scanner here. http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/webflash

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:08

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

nm posted:

Something something fat lady

I'm not talking about the Cubs winning, I'm talking about the impending destruction of Chicago.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:19

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

When the Bulls 3-peated the rioting was insane. And that was loving basketball.

Somebody's gonna set off a nuke in Wrigleyville.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:26

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

nm posted:

What happens if they rain delay?

More time for the fires to spread.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:35

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

QUIT CRUSHING MY DREAMS

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:53

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

And a rain delay.

Thank God for Joe Buck right?

Ugh.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 05:00

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Enourmo posted:

Rhyno you should probably leave before all of Illinois collapses into a black hole and takes the surrounding states with it.

Screw that, I have front row seats!

Edit: my buddy working up at Tavern on Rush says a bunch of dudes stripped nekkid and are running all over the place.

Rhyno fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 3, 2016

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 06:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Shots fired lol

People shot already jesus.

How are you even;y slightly shocked?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 06:31

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Cubs Win!!!!!

*murders somebody*

*sets body on fire, flips car over, throws molotov cocktail at moving train*

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 06:35

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Good point.

Last weekend was referred to as the "most lethal weekend in Chicago this year" by the media.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 06:48

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I am totally disappointed by Chicago right now. That place should be a smoldering crater.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 16:03

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Lightbulb Out posted:

What the gently caress is wrong with you

What the hell is wrong with Cubs fans! Bulls fans set a loving train on fire and that was after the third championship in a row!

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 16:35

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Safety Dance posted:

Sox fans are terrible. Bulls fans are terrible. Cubs fans are a kinder, gentler sort.

I checked to see if Cleveland had burned down but then I remembered that there's not a single thing of value in that city to set on fire.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 17:46

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Was there in April and it's an enormous shithole aside from the R&R Hall of Fame.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 18:14

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

mariooncrack posted:

Disagree.

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame sucks.

It's like a giant Hard Rock Cafe but without the food.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 18:27

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

mariooncrack posted:

Oh no, there's a restaurant there. You definitely don't want to eat there though.

Blech.

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 19:23

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

CommieGIR posted:

I kept reading this as Railroad Hall of Fame.

Can we have this instead?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 22:02

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Congrats to you Kastein!

Now howabout squaring things with the misses so you can head to Florida with 14" when he gets that heap rolling?

# ¿ Nov 5, 2016 06:23

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Previa_fun posted:

drat Rhyno your hot sauce kicks rear end on eggs.

Thanks! The response has been a little nuts so I'm currently prepping to make a batch to sell at fairs and festivals next year. Maybe an Etsy store as well, I dunno yet.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 23:16

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

scuz posted:

My craving for additional knowledge is increasing.

I make hot sauce, a lot of my friends enjoy it and wanted some but it's not something I can just do for free so i did a go fund me. Now i have dozens of people asking for it so i'm going to try and get it going and maybe make a few bucks along the way. Not a lot of money but maybe enough for a nice dinner for me and the lady once a month.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 00:01

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

I can ship single bottles USPS First class, I'm currently sorting out a place to make the sauce so I don't break any FDA laws and zeroing in on my retail price per bottle. Hoping to have this all nailed down by December.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 00:22

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

iwentdoodie posted:

Let the thread know. I'm a hot sauce fiend and would totally get some.

I'll probably do an SA Mart thing too.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 00:49

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

It's a buffalo wing sauce.

Also I smell coolant when the heat is on in the MS6. I don't have time to replace a heater core.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 02:17

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Enourmo posted:

look at all these dudes desperate to get a little Rhyno Sauce in their mouths

It's like prom night all over again.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 02:34

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

iwentdoodie posted:

You being in a lonely place surrounded by nerds?

That's every night.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 02:41

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:13

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Hansolio posted:

The local high school/adult ed technical school here has a commercial kitchen you can rent hourly to prepare things like this, maybe there's something like that in your area?

I have a few options I'm exploring. A friend has family that owns a local bar that is closed on sundays and I may be able to use that kitchen for no charge, still waiting to hear back. Also looking into a quick-fill bottler that would make the packaging much swifter.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 03:00

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