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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Smashing Pumpkins guy sued dixie and... sorta lost but kinda won, maybe! He's not getting control!

Nazis own TNA, I think!

The roster is turning on TNA!

Maria wants out!

TNAMecca is turning on the roster!

No more UK TV because spoilers!

Terrible artwork!

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING...src=twsrc%5Etfw




TNA WRESTLING



stuck


if any information is wrong, i'm sorry


E: oatgan pls change title to TNA November: The roster is pretty expendable as a whole.

DJExile fucked around with this message at Nov 1, 2016 around 18:18

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



This deserves its own post




super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



TNA: We just don't need a roster

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


TNA November: No Money, No Tv, No Roster.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Mo talent, mo problems

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

Bad day, bad day, BAD DAY!

DJExile posted:

This deserves its own post






Brand loyalty incarnate.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


Morale is great!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Ultra Carp

ThePariah posted:

Brand loyalty incarnate.

Yeah it surprises even me. Their loyalty is to TNA first and not any of the wrestlers, apparently.

e: EDDIE YOU'RE SO CLOSE
https://twitter.com/RichardsWesley/...527261307793408

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012



Aron Rex

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

WARP SPEED


Fan of Britches

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!


Lipstick Apathy


Baron Dax

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Ultra Carp


Braxton Sutter

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!


Lipstick Apathy

flashy_mcflash posted:

Braxton Sutter

Aron Rex

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


Wasn't TNA supposed to be dead by now? Seems like it's still going.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


Reminds me of the first time I saw my Grandpa cut the head off a chicken. It got away from him and ran all the hell over the yard spurting blood all over the place. Me and my brother were doubled over laughing.

TNA is great.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

Is it a Pittsburgh fan?
Is it a Denver fan?
Who can say?

http://uproxx.com/music/billy-corgan-cubs-celeb-fans/

This article has a great moment in the on-going legacy of Billy Corgan being owned

quote:

During Game 7 of the 2003 National League Championship Series, Corgan was asked to sing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” at Wrigley just after an eight-run inning put the Cubs down 8-3. “It was like a funeral or an Irish wake,” Corgan told ESPN, recalling his having to sing in front of thousands of heartbroken fans.

“People were crying, it was horrible,” he said. “Absolutely horrible. There are times in life when you think God is punishing you. That was one of those times.”

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


TNA NOVEMBER: There are times in life when you think God is punishing you. That was one of those times.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!


Alain Post posted:

Wasn't TNA supposed to be dead by now? Seems like it's still going.

TNA died years ago.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Alain Post posted:

Wasn't TNA supposed to be dead by now? Seems like it's still going.

Dixie is no longer running it.

They just list their biggest international deal.

The only other major international deal can be list at any minute because of breach of contract.

They get paid nothing from their domestic deal.

They're now millions of dollars in debt and Canadians are financing it because ???

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Also their production department is reduced to

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING...187247948455937

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Mel Mudkiper posted:

http://uproxx.com/music/billy-corgan-cubs-celeb-fans/

This article has a great moment in the on-going legacy of Billy Corgan being owned

lmao

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary


flashy_mcflash posted:

Yeah it surprises even me. Their loyalty is to TNA first and not any of the wrestlers, apparently.

e: EDDIE YOU'RE SO CLOSE
https://twitter.com/RichardsWesley/...527261307793408

https://twitter.com/GolazoDan/status/793533404826533888

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



DJExile posted:

This deserves its own post






who even are the actually valuable people on the TNA roster? I am guessing that Lashley and the Hardys are draws-ish, and I doubt anyone else matters much at all. what a sad pathetic list of names

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...


Ultra Carp


I don't know about 2010 but I'd say ending up in TNA is "something going drastically wrong in his life"

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007



Aye Doc posted:

who even are the actually valuable people on the TNA roster? I am guessing that Lashley and the Hardys are draws-ish, and I doubt anyone else matters much at all. what a sad pathetic list of names

Since TNA's website doesn't have a roster anymore, have this.

The Hardys and Lashley are the only ones with any draw power at this point and they have no real need for TNA.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Lipstick Apathy

Just replace the roster with literal children on a literal trampoline. They can be the nxt before nxt

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



DJExile posted:

This deserves its own post






honestly, this is my feeling as well

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009



Aye Doc posted:

who even are the actually valuable people on the TNA roster? I am guessing that Lashley and the Hardys are draws-ish, and I doubt anyone else matters much at all. what a sad pathetic list of names
a couple of them could be okay midcard acts in WWE, or maybe in japan, but yeah, none of them have any brand value.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

#essereFerrari


The best worker in TNA is Maria

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Aye Doc posted:

who even are the actually valuable people on the TNA roster? I am guessing that Lashley and the Hardys are draws-ish, and I doubt anyone else matters much at all. what a sad pathetic list of names

Al Snow is finally a top draw in a promotion.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.


exploding mummy posted:

Al Snow is finally a top draw in a promotion.

Someone quote that post with the gif of him saying WHAT after Dixie revealed she invited ECW

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at Nov 12, 2016 around 14:19

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008


Mel Mudkiper posted:

http://uproxx.com/music/billy-corgan-cubs-celeb-fans/

This article has a great moment in the on-going legacy of Billy Corgan being owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oXXWqgVx0

Here's the video of the take me out to the ball game incident in case anyone else is curious.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007

my name is john carter



exploding mummy posted:

Al Snow is finally a top draw in a promotion.

i got a kick out of imagining how big the pop would be if came out on raw with Head, and then thinking about the difference if it's just al snow

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Chris James 2 posted:

Someone quote that post with the gif of him saying WHAT after Dixie revealed she invited ECW

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



while looking through tna's youtube channel to find that video i found this hot web exclusive content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcUH2FDzRSA

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




bless you, i forgot how amazing this was

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