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I'm regretful I didn't find it before it died as planting in a planter on my porch would have been fun.
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- drilldo squirt
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I'm also starting to think I should clean my fridge out more often but on the other hand I would have never have learned that onions can sprout in you fridge if I had.
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Nov 2, 2016 00:28
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if you eat it, you might gain the power to speak to the onion people
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Nov 2, 2016 00:30
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To late it's in the dumpster, and I'm not the kind of goon who likes eating food from the garbage, sadly.
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Nov 2, 2016 00:33
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I'm trying to think how I didn't notice an onion trying to survive in my crisping drawer and the only thing I can come up with is I make poor nutritional choices.
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To late it's in the dumpster, and I'm not the kind of goon who likes eating food from the garbage, sadly.
Confucius say man who eat onion in dumpster cries over spoiled milk
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that's a shame, onions make nice flowers. too bad bloomin onions look nothing like them but by now I'm used to restaurant food never looking like what I expect
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Nov 2, 2016 00:37
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Confucius say man who eat onion in dumpster cries over spoiled milk
It's because he drank the milk and is in incredible pain.
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it was going for a real slow low five
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It's because he drank the milk and is in incredible pain.
Confucius say ancient Jackass much more tame
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Sprout nine more onions and file for farm subsidies
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Today's young, hip city farmers grow their produce in the fridge
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Crop failures due to a burnt out fridge bulb
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crying will help relieve you of your grief. But it would be a lot easier to cry if you could cut that onion. It seems as though fate itself is mocking you with this tragedy. No one knows why onions enter our lives or why they leave when they do. It's just part of this great cruel mystery we call the human experiment. All we can say for certain is that onions are delicious as gently caress.
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Nov 2, 2016 00:57
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I can't believe bananas have been fetal ducks this whole time.
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me neither
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I can't believe bananas have been fetal ducks this whole time.
bananas and ducks are mysterious creatures
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one day you might walk out, not expecting anything spectacular, and see the onion sprouting a great big vine out of the dumpster. as if to let you know it's all going to be fine. it'll be ok. because then it's not just an onion—but a symbol of hope that maybe life really can thrive even amongst the decay of our urban sprawl
or maybe they'll pick up your trash before then, who knows
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Nov 2, 2016 16:34
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one day you might walk out, not expecting anything spectacular, and see the onion sprouting a great big vine out of the dumpster. as if to let you know it's all going to be fine. it'll be ok. because then it's not just an onion—but a symbol of hope that maybe life really can thrive even amongst the decay of our urban sprawl
or maybe they'll pick up your trash before then, who knows
someone should tell the onion Vine is getting shut down and to switch to another service
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Nov 2, 2016 16:37
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I am going to sneak into Drilldo Squirt's home and fill his fridge with onions seeing as November is Drilldo Squirt Awareness Month.
It's actually drilldo squirt apreciation month but a constant awareness of me is a good start.
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Nov 3, 2016 21:09
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March is drilldo squirt apreciation month.
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i understand how it could happen, i left some bread in my lazy susan for a while and it sprouted mice, and i left a burger outside after a BBQ and it sprouted lil baby flies. and once i had a potato in my potato drawer and it sprouted eyes and a silly big nose and a mouth and ears and a hat and lil arms and shoes and don rickles' personality
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Nov 3, 2016 23:22
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I don't think you are supposed to put potatoes in the fridge and I'm pretty sure having a whole drawer for them is a little excessive.
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i understand how it could happen, i left some bread in my lazy susan for a while and it sprouted mice, and i left a burger outside after a BBQ and it sprouted lil baby flies. and once i had a potato in my potato drawer and it sprouted eyes and a silly big nose and a mouth and ears and a hat and lil arms and shoes and don rickles' personality
Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig
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One morning, when drilldo squirt woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a sprouted onion. He lay on his layered back, and if he lifted his green sprout a little he could see his yellow skin, domed and divided by leaves into stiff sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. His paper-thin skin, pitifully thin in comparison to the rest of him, looked liable to fall off at any moment.
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Yes, it is what it looks like!
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I don't think you are supposed to put potatoes in the fridge and I'm pretty sure having a whole drawer for them is a little excessive.
Well what ARE you supposed to put in the drawer that is clearly marked "POTATOES"?
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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on a cursory glance i read this as "i found a hand that had sprouted" and i was like "OH poo poo THIS IS GOING TO BE A THREAD"
the science of plants is cool too but maybe not as cool as a sentient elder god hand from your ancient meatloaf or whatever
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