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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I think Dean Ambrose is trying to make his girlfriend start corpsing.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Mark Henry once told me he ripped a man's arms off and I believed him."

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
all three people here trying so hard to not corpse.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

VJeff posted:

I think Dean Ambrose is trying to make his girlfriend start corpsing.

He succeeded :3:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

talking smack is so loving good

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Anyone who talked about Dean sucking is a busta. This man rules.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Talking Smack remains the A++++ show

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Best show.
Best new theme song.

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.

dromal phrenia posted:

talking smack is so loving good
:yeah:

DopeGhoti
May 24, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

dromal phrenia posted:

talking smack is so loving good

I have not watched this talk show before today and I am so glad I did today. This was amazing.

Hyun.
May 8, 2008
I appreciate Dean explaining that Mark Henry is the strongest man in the world and that this is cheating when in regards to ripping peoples arms off.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://zippy.gfycat.com/HarmoniousPettyBoutu.webm

See you next week for more SmackDown bliss, friends

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

smackdown is so good. talking smack is so good.

mystic pimp
Jul 25, 2014

Formerly-rampant human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious relationship in the galactic core. I've got cool guns if you like to break stuff. No yuppies.
may these good times last forever, smackdown crew

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Smackdown is a beautiful show for beautiful people

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nzTsJADR8s

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
I would love an Ultra-Ironman Match episode only if they use the new Dean Ambrose Smackdown theme to start the show.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Think about how long Jason Jordan was kind of spinning wheels down in NXT before he teamed up with Gable and everything just clicked.
nngwrr?

Has any tag team had both guys benefit as much from a split as Jordan & Dillinger?

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

DopeGhoti posted:

I have not watched this talk show before today and I am so glad I did today. This was amazing.

watch all of them

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

DopeGhoti posted:

I have not watched this talk show before today and I am so glad I did today. This was amazing.

Holy poo poo yes. That made me like Dean Ambrose more than anything he's done in TV possibly ever.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

"Do you know how long it takes to rip a man's arms off?"

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

pleasure posting with you as always, ladies and gents

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Smackdown is a beautiful show for beautiful people

You're right. There wasn't enough Breezango.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbyn posted:

nngwrr?

Has any tag team had both guys benefit as much from a split as Jordan & Dillinger?

True, Dillinger was another guy who seemed like he was destined to obscurity and now he's carved out a fun little niche for himself and gets a lot more attention/booking than he used to.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Writer Cath posted:

You're right. There wasn't enough Breezango.

I need Officer Fandango to arrest the uggos

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jerusalem posted:

Bryan: You beat me bloody in Dragon Gate USA
Ambrose: Yeah but you deserved it.

Bryan and Ambrose are hysterical, drat I love how Smackdown feels compared to Raw. They just let guys do their own thing and it's fun hearing them slip little nods in to their past work in other indie feds. Or go off the rails about beating guys with their own arms or wrestling against bears. :allears:

Can we clone whoever helps write for SD and send them to Raw so both shows can be good? Please?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BOOTY-ADE posted:



Can we clone whoever helps write for SD and send them to Raw so both shows can be good? Please?

gently caress no.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

"Mark Henry once told me he ripped a man's arms off and I believed him."

Bryan deadpanning this line killed me.

overthefalls
Apr 17, 2005

"They called you exotic, which is just people talk for awesome!"

Writer Cath posted:

You're right. There wasn't enough Breezango.

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/793593866213437440

More Breezango. In coordinating outfits.

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Stale Saltines posted:

Bryan deadpanning this line killed me.

I love his "then he wouldn't have two fists" line that initially got Dean cracking.

What I love about smackdown right now is that it is giving people chances to get over. This angle with Carmella may or may not work out, but they gave her a good angle and have given her chances on the mic. I am sure that they didn't plan for Heath and Rhyno to still have the belts, but if they are getting heat then stick with it. Also this long series with Styles seems to be pushing Ambrose's wrestling to another level, the counters near the finish tonight were really good.

Meanwhile on Raw, Perkins is loving boned with the booking, the women faces are getting buried, and the US title is on a guy who acts like he doesn't want it.

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