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vanisher

Talk about inconvenient. What, am I supposed to just eat a turkey and then go right back to work Friday?

Also, did you know that there is stuffing that isn't actually stuffed into the turkey for preperation? Talk about a scam. Stove Top? We need a special House panel to summon the CEO of Stoffers to get to the bottom of this.

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FluffieDuckie

if you ask me it's bullshit that people get to eat turkey even if they aren't thankful for anything


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Manifisto


so-called "green bean casserole" is like the holy roman empire

I assume, my history is pretty fuzzy

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
originally they celebrated by eating bald eagles but president Benjamin Franklin changed it to turkeys

Manifisto


rightfully so, eagleowlwren was a bitch to prepare

PortalFreak

God's true gift to mankind is 007 Nightfire for the Nintendo GameCube.

Luvcow posted:

originally they celebrated by eating bald eagles but president Benjamin Franklin changed it to turkeys

fuckin commie, I bet he also mashed a bunch of cranberries and called it a sauce :argh:

vanisher

Rep. Wallace of New Hampshire: Sir, you are from Austria, correct?
Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, CEO of Nestle, owner of Stoffers brand: Yes correct
Rep. Wallace: So you think you know how to make stuffing, do you?
Peter B.: As the CEO I create a vision of...
Rep. Wallace: You are ruining our traditions with your Stove Top!

(secretly back at home, Rep. Wallace prefers stove top, oh the scandal!)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

bradzilla

vanisher posted:

Talk about inconvenient. What, am I supposed to just eat a turkey and then go right back to work Friday?

Also, did you know that there is stuffing that isn't actually stuffed into the turkey for preperation? Talk about a scam. Stove Top? We need a special House panel to summon the CEO of Stoffers to get to the bottom of this.

stuffing that isn't actually stuffed in the bird is dressing, friend

Manifisto


artificially stocked lake posted:

stuffing that isn't actually stuffed in the bird is dressing, friend

well tell it to hurry up and get out here, I'm starving

FutonForensic

Manifisto posted:

well tell it to hurry up and get out here, I'm starving

lmao


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social vegan



I'm from Canada so I've got some bad news up here thankfulness is OUT, so over, so last month, what's new what's happening number 1 joy, number 2 festivity number 3 frankenscence or whatever

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