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 You see that man, Dmitri? That is greatest fighter of all times and proud Dagestani Eagle Khabib Nurmagomedov. As child he wrestles bear, and as man he sleeps in tent with helicopters overhead. To him, fighting in cage is nothing. Is why he only does it once every two years, Dmitri. And is why so many “brave” American UFC fighters so scared to fight with him. They make whole event for such cowards, TUF Latin America 3 Finale: dos Anjos vs. Ferguson, 10 p.m. ET, Nov. 5 on Fox Sports 1. Let me tell you of these little baby coward men who refuse to sign contract to maybe fight brave Dagestani Eagle at some time in next decade. Lightweight  Rafael dos Anjos vs.  Tony “el Cucuy” Ferguson Rafael dos Anjos was champion once, but before this he tasted might and power of Dagestani Sambo Wrestling firsthand. He come out aggressive and get taken down, or take for down but get reversaled Dmitri. Khabib earned decisive and glorious win that day, and RDA remembers well. It is why when Premier Dana tell him “RDA, some time in next 27 title defenses you must fight Khabib again when Khabib knee heal,” RDA take coward’s way out and gets rear end kicked by Eddie Alvarez, way worse than first Khabib fight. Now Alvarez scared also, so he hide and cowardly fight massive ppv draw Conor McGregor on historic MSG card instead of making honorable training camp for Khabib fight that might happen on schedule for $20 and ham sandwich on Fight Pass. Tony Ferguson scared like little baby of Dagestani Eagle also. So scared he sign contract for fight instead of bravely make fun of Khabib on Twitter like Khabib do to Ferguson, then Ferguson take other fight with Muscle Kicker Edson Barboza instead of waiting 36 months to fight Khabib like originally agreed. He also agree to fight Khabib again later but get “sick” so Khabib must now fight dangerous and highly ranked Bellator non champion Darrell Horcher, who he defeated for glory of Dagestani motherland. Ferguson’s next fight was to be Michael Johnson but another injury make him fight Space Criminal and Vader Scum Man Lando, but this is cowardly and weak unlike brave Khabib fight with Horcher. Mark my words Dmitri, Khabib will beat both these men. For to TUF Latin America 3 Lightweight Finalist winner  Martin “Turkey” Bravo vs.  Claudio Puelles I do not know these men, Dmitri, it would be imprudent of me to make judgement in normal times. But this is no normal times, Dmitri. These men fight on the Ultimate Fighter Latin America to win contract for big UFC midcard career. This is fine and good, but you know who is not on tournament? Dagestani Eagle Khabib Nurmagomedov. Cowards. Lightweight  Diego “Dreammare” Sanchez vs.  Marcin Held Diego Sanchez is last man left from original TUF Tournament, not in Latin America but in United States *spits*. This spineless pig dog is so scared of glorious Dagestani Eagle Khabib Nurmagomedov, he ruin his own career and plummet down rankings. Diego could not yes cartwheel away fast enough from man who suplex bear, Dmitri, so he rush face first toward punches of tinier, weaker men like Joe Lauzon, Ricardo Lamas and Giblert Melendez. Diego also need gift decisions from judge to beat Takanori Gomi and Ross Pearson. He is bad man, Dmitri. Khabib destroy him. Polish pigdog Marcin Held fight his way out of little baby man Bellator division to finally fight in UFC, where he cowardly does not fight Number One Fighter of All Times and Greatest Lightweight Dagestani Hero Eagle Khabib Nurmagomedov. He fight like failed super soldier experiment and Stalin-era eugenics poster child Rousimar Palhares, with big donkey punches to do big leg lock. Have yes cartwheels destroyed the Diego Sanchez knees? Only time will tell, Dmitri. Featherweight  Ricardo Lamas vs.  Charles Oliveira Ricardo Lamas is such coward, he will not move up from tiny featherweight division to face real threats such as Golden Patriot Khabib. He comes off 1-2 run with losses to Max Holloway and Chad Mendes, but before this he beat everyone in UFC except Jose Aldo, who himself would lose to Khabib should he stop watching softcore pornography of shameful women who shave their arms and use deodorants to actually fight. Ricardo Lamas does have strong elbows and wrestling, but he would certainly not defeat the suplex power of a two-time World Sambo Champion. Charles Oliveira was once a lightweight and can barely make featherweight, but he move to 66 kg division in 2012. Same year undefeated glorious Dagestani Eagle soar into UFC to defeat Kamal Shalorus. Coincidence, Dmitri? HCECH! HCECH! Do not make me a laughing. Oliveira is black belt in Easy Sambo, and he fights only weak baby men like Frankie Edgar, Cub Swanson and Anthony Pettis, all who are too scared of return to lightweight division for fighting Khabib. Lightweight  Beneil Dariush vs.  Rashid Magomedov Though he is too scared to fight Khabib and instead fights other countryman Magomedov, I am having respect for Beneil Dariush. He makes good fight with many American pigdogs who wished to choke him out and allow Turkish Delight Ублюдок Alp Ozkilic to continue increasing influence in lighter weight class, but we Russians back Beneil, true patriot of the east. AAAAY, RASHID! RASHID! RASHID! AAAY, RASHID! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y Women’s Strawweight  Alexa Grasso vs.  Heather Jo Clark Alexa Grasso is so scared to fight Khabib, she is born woman! HCECH, that is joke Dmitri. She has undefeated run mostly in Invicta, where she fights with Jodie Esquibel, girlfriend of American caveman, butter coffee drinker and herky jerky krokodil addict Keith Jardine. But Heather Jo Clark, I will not disparage. She is beautiful and untamed, like girl on hood of car in Whitesnake video. OTHER poo poo TO WATCH FS1 Prelims, 8 p.m. ET Bantamweight Érik Pérez vs. Felipe Arantes Catchweight (140 lbs) Marco Beltrán vs. Joe Soto Welterweight Erick Montaño vs. Max Griffin Bantamweight Henry Briones vs. Douglas Silva de Andrade UFC Fight Pass Prelims, 6:30 p.m. ET Middleweight Sam Alvey vs. Alex Nicholson Lightweight Marco Polo Reyes vs. Jason Novelli Featherweight Enrique Barzola vs. Chris Avila Official MMA Snack Rating: The Borscht Burrito And do not forget to be making fight picks for glorious Goonweight belt, Dmitri
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"Giblert" will never not be funny. The Heather Jo Clark line is pretty good.
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Nov 4, 2016 04:30
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very down with the top three bouts.
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Nov 4, 2016 04:39
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I wanna grow up to be a Space Criminal 
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Nov 4, 2016 14:36
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Bluedeanie posted:But Heather Jo Clark, I will not disparage. She is beautiful and untamed, like girl on hood of car in Whitesnake video. lol
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Nov 4, 2016 15:59
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Aloe Vera just weighed in at 155, hahahaha
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Nov 4, 2016 16:52
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I'd like to see Held do well but unfortunately I think Diego is too dumb to lose by heel hook
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Nov 4, 2016 18:16
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Tony Ferguson weighed in at less for his Lightweight bout than Oliveira did for his Featherweight bout.
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Nov 4, 2016 18:36
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yeah i thought the gimmick was a bit thin for the whole post but then this made me laugh good job as usual bluedeanie i appreciate your effort and your threads are a far cry from the days of kensei posting a bunch of extremely tenuously fighter related 'funny' pictures
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Nov 5, 2016 00:12
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Neurosis posted:your threads are a far cry from the days of kensei posting a bunch of extremely tenuously fighter related 'funny' pictures watch yourself.
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Nov 5, 2016 00:14
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Fight Pass prelims startin'.
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Nov 5, 2016 23:37
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Poor Avila got matched up with a guy who's even better than Artem. Avila is definitely striking a lot better than the Artem fight. Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Nov 5, 2016 |
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Nov 5, 2016 23:39
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Dammit stop putting Sam on the fightpass prelims 
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Nov 6, 2016 00:18
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mouthpiece tastes like sweat and dick
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Nov 6, 2016 00:26
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Smile ' n Sam time 
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Nov 6, 2016 00:35
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Le Saboteur posted:Poor Avila got matched up with a guy who's even better than Artem. It's cool that Conor and Nate both have a friend that is bad at fighting and only in the UFC cause they are friends with a big star.
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Nov 6, 2016 00:37
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So, uh, anyone have the story on that cornerman's
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Nov 6, 2016 00:37
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Bluedeanie posted:Smile ' n Sam time
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Nov 6, 2016 00:41
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This isn't a barn burner so far but it's already loads better than Alvey vs Casey was, so for that I am grateful.
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Nov 6, 2016 00:44
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Alvey is consistently stepping inside the foot with the right hook as Nicholson circles to the outside, and he's starting to catch him a little bit.
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Nov 6, 2016 00:47
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The ol double dick kick.
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Nov 6, 2016 00:48
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I think the only time either guy really hurt the other was that body kick by Nicholson, but Alvey's punches had him spinning away into the fence two or three times and even if he didn't seem genuinely hurt that's much more visible to the judges. Tough round to call.
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Nov 6, 2016 00:49
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that was very good round. f
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Nov 6, 2016 00:53
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Platinum corner coaching
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Nov 6, 2016 00:53
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That brawl at the end might have stolen the round for Alvey, he was losing before that
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Nov 6, 2016 00:57
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I think Alvey was fighting injured as well. Something just looked off about him tonight.
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Nov 6, 2016 01:07
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Le Saboteur posted:I think Alvey was fighting injured as well. Something just looked off about him tonight. Could just be the elevation. Or the combination of elevation and two groin shots.
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Nov 6, 2016 01:14
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body shots rule, this Briones guy is alright in my book
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Nov 6, 2016 01:16
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Well that was a heck of a round
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Nov 6, 2016 01:16
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What a fight!
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Nov 6, 2016 01:17
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Just lol if you are missing the current fight.
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Nov 6, 2016 01:18
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Le Saboteur posted:I think Alvey was fighting injured as well. Something just looked off about him tonight. He looked like poo poo for most of the Casey fight too. This fight fuckin owns
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Nov 6, 2016 01:17
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That round was so sick
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Nov 6, 2016 01:17
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I'd rather see a fight stopped too early than too late, but that seemed really hasty
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Nov 6, 2016 01:21
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Well done mini dos anjos
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Nov 6, 2016 01:22
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fatherdog posted:I'd rather see a fight stopped too early than too late, but that seemed really hasty I think Peterson saw him get rocked and then go completely limp legged and assumed that his brain would turn off like normal. Unfortunately, a brain that attempts so many ineffective flying knees is not a normal brain.
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Nov 6, 2016 01:24
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I was just about to post about how Soto showed really excellent leglock acumen in EBI, and welp
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Nov 6, 2016 02:03
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The leglock is becoming a very big deal in submission-only tournaments. The trick is making it work in MMA.
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Nov 6, 2016 02:04
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*nods in sage approval*
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I would probably cry if someone put me in a leglock like that
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