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Cspam is huge and ridiculous and hard to track. USPOL is closed. The admin who closed it has PMs off or I would have asked permission before posting this. This is hopefully a thread where some news, some polls, and some mcmagic trolling about how unpopular hillary is can happen, where we can keep up with election events separate from all the uspol topics that were constantly decried as 'derail' in uspol anyway. I've copy'd some sections from US pols op relevant, but the formatting is lost. Don’t post pictures of your ballot unless you live in an orange state. It’s illegal. Don’t start an election day thread. You should probably take election chat to C-SPAM. (This one comes direct from the mods.) Please don’t use “the blacks" when referring to African Americans and other individuals of African descent. It can come off as callous and insensitive thanks to its racially-tinged history. “Black people" is better (especially if you're talking about members of the African diaspora outside the US). And don’t even think about using “Chinamen,” because apparently there are still people who use this unironically. Do drink responsibly. While a Republican-held Senate is pretty bad, you don’t need to get cirrhosis of the liver because of it. After all, where will you go once Obamacare is repealed once and for all? No hospital would take you. :arzy: Arzying is a USPOL term for being a “negative Nancy” and panicking over every piece of "bad news" for your candidate (even if there's far more good news). The typical response to someone Arzying over Hillary is "post your map," a reference to the fact that the Electoral College is currently far more likely to favor Hillary, even if the popular vote is close to a tie. The term is named for former D&D poster Arzy, who freaked out at every little piece of bad news for Obama during the 2008 election. He later went all in for Romney in 2012 and is due to be unprobated in time for the 2024 elections. A corncob is a person who has been completely and utterly owned and denies the self-evident fact that they have been. @dril is an Internet treasure for inadvertently coining this term. The Story So Far November 2015: Trump proposes banning Muslims from the USA after the Paris attacks. Hillary fails to invent a time machine, thus ensuring that Jeb fails to kill Baby Hitler and leading to the death of millions. December 2015: Trump proposes killing families of terrorists. Hillary attempts to force Martin Shkreli to reveal the Wu Tang Secret. January 2016: Trump wins Iowa. Hillary e-mails top-secret information to herself as a get-out-of-jail-free card in case someone threatens to make her president. February 2016: Trump pushes Jeb out of the race. Hillary smothers Scalia to death. March 2016: Trump vows to punish women who seek abortions. Marco Rubio wins a single state. Hillary Clinton promises to strictly control Americans' bedtimes. April 2016: Trump mathematically eliminates Ted Cruz from the race, locking up the nomination. Hillary beats an old man senseless. May 2016: Trump takes a portrait of himself with a taco bowl, securing the Hispanic vote. The State Department writes an angry e-mail to Hillary that gets lost in her spam filter. June 2016: Trump hires a new campaign manager and tells a Hispanic judge to suck it, securing the Hispanic vote. The Clinton White House is revealed to have been a den of cocaine and mistresses. July 2016: Trump reveals how scary an America that hates gold star parents really is. Arzying begins in earnest as the DNC has Berniebro protests all week. August 2016: Trump hires a new campaign manager and rights the ship as he prepares plans for a hit television network. The AP reveals how the Clinton Foundation is actually a tool for corruption. September 2016: Trump totally wins the first debate, according to online polls. Hillary literally dies on 9/11. October 2016: Trump totally wins the second and third debates, according to online polls. Especially with women. Hillary dies again when an e-mail virus turns deadly at the end of the month. November 2016: Hillary wins the election??? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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