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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Put it against a wall.
Pet that cat.

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






Pictured: Your loving couch


1. Find wood and stain it the same color as your loving couch's legs
2. Find screws
3. Combine
4. Add vertical supports as needed
5. Find a lover with better taste in furniture.
6. Learn from this life lesson


E: Pet that loving catte.

Queen-Of-Hearts fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Nov 6, 2016

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






From now on, OP, when you go on a second date with someone, figure out a way to casually stroll past or around someplace that sells couches. Point to one and say "goodness me, i just can't decide if i like that or not. What do you think?"
If they suggest something hideous, they're at best a one night stand.
Probably not on the loving couch you have though, cuz no one would want to gently caress on that abomination.
Pet your catte.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






therobit posted:

The grindr date or the couch?

Yes.


Jenner posted:


Good luck. I hope you actually get something because we hit this thing up with a stud finder yesterday and the solid stuff is buried too deep inside it to employ Six-Of-Hearts awesome solution.


Don't be a pussy. Use railroad spikes.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."






If you dont end up using giant bolts, concrete mix, and a propane torch to "fix" that loving couch, i'm gonna be mighty dissapointed in you, OP.

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