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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:burger: 3 :burger:

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


5

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Arkanomen posted:

1 4 6

Also warn the dolphin bros that this thing is dangerous and they should leave the area now.

I don't like lazyvoting, per se, but sometimes it's way too easy.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


5

What's the worst that could happen?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


2

It's not Burgolem but it's a start

(Yes yes I know there's 3 but I want to get to 4d6 sometime this cosmic cycle)

DeathSandwich posted:

Edit: Give our new Alan drone memories of his son, and then convince him that the others on the boat have stolen his son away from him.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Nov 21, 2016

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


4->3, 5

Same reasons as before.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Which order do these happen in?

4d6, people. So close we can taste it.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Then 4, 10 because there's no way Plan Death Sandwich will be difficulty 3, the back roll doesn't matter for momentum right now really (phone posting so can't show the work), and if we go from +5 to +0 because he couldn't resist audacity I'ma be pissed.

EDIT: Vote amended; see post around 1445 forums time (2045 UTC).

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Nov 21, 2016

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Vote changed from 4, 10 to 5, 10 to avoid vote-splitting letting the risky-voters win.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:dance: 4d6 :dance:

2, 5, 8, checkpoint

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


So we lost a one-time d6 and +1. Not great but we'll manage.

3, 8 on the grounds that tearing a ship and its captain apart while you're still on it is metal as gently caress

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Nov 29, 2016

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Birthday Oral posted:

I mean, if you die you'll pop back to your last marked position, which was after the point you stored it.

:stare:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


3 on the grounds that imagine I chanted "gently caress this boat" a bunch like it was a baseball fan cheer.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Arkanomen posted:

3

Just gently caress it all up.

3 u got it fam

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


5. Pick a random direction and go there to regroup.

1 invites worse poo poo to Cairo that it doesn't need (and what even is 'some stuff'), and 2, 3, and 4 are all kind of throwing Nisa at something she's not ready for.

In the mean time, feel free to plan revenge; just make sure it's better-fool-proof before trying to exact it.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


3, 6

I get the feeling it's not really about pass bands.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Option 7 is extra creepy.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


3 (fallback 5)

Profile is not our friend right now and we don't really need the money.

Today's update sounds like we might be at risk of losing dice at some point. Whatever would cause that?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Fruit machines; how gauche. Also you'd think a classical casino would have roulette tables or wheels of fortune or something.

In the mean time, now that we are public :negative: we might as well stay that way.

3 8 but let's see if someone comes up with a good write-in.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


5

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


1; 7 THEN 9 once they've relaxed/dropped their guard.

Well, unless it's Incredibly Nervous Guy, in which case we can probably do something once he panics.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Even James Bond can't fight the tide v:shobon:v

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


2; 11 (dealer, Wei)

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

2: Craft the shard into a small, ultra-durable seed and send it boring deep into the earth with a rush of energy once we are out of sight of anyone. Do it from out at sea or whatever. Make it our checkpoint and transfer our main consciousness to it.

From this seed, we can start spreading ourselves throughout the entire planet, vein by vein.

Jungle Ship was cool and all, but with our power, why not be Gaia?

This and 8+12

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Before we offer anything outlandish like restoring (recreating?) his ability to lie/sing, what would that cost us? Memories we couldn't know without looking into his head to see if they were even there anymore.

Goddamn I feel bad for this man.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


But seriously, what kind of roll would it be to give him back his ability to lie and sing, straight up?

Also as a rider on 2 or 3.

And add possibly digging up memories on 2 (and 3 if it's even theoretically possible, though I don't see how from here).

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


2

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


5. We hosed up.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Is 'anywhere else' the same difficulty as 6-as-written?

Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

Turn his family into the dinner table and his dinner table into dinner and his dinner into a throne for us to sit on; get seated and start questioning him as if this is a candelit-job-interview. Pretend nothing is wrong.

They didn't do anything don't do this

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Does that even count as a trick shot anymore?

On the other hand, I kind of want to see if we can get to the point where we have to do 'hold my beer and watch this' poo poo like change the laws of physics to rack up momentum.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Swedish Thaumocracy posted:

Alright well, Teleport his entire penthouse apartment to Mars and add another wing to it with hydroponics farms for food and air and a water recycler to boot so they can live here forever if they need to. Tell him to answer truthfully and maybe you'll think about sending him back. Maybe.

Sold.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Nettle Soup posted:

Drink the once-active vial

And get our stuff back

That's a good point; the powers we recovered survived our :suicide:reset button:suicide: last time.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


4 8a (You have two 8s)

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


2 9

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


1 5

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Let her be, and maybe let's stop taking out our beef with Anthony on his several-times-removed clients.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


2 and DO NOT start with "Sorry"

We don't want this to look like our fault after last time.


Vote changed.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Mar 3, 2017

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


sheep-dodger posted:

Personally I favour a gentler approach.
Put her to sleep then trawl her personal memories and appear to her in a dream as a person she trusts in a memory where she felt save and explain to her what was done to her.

Changing my vote from 2 to this. I assume it's technically a form of 1, which is... yeah, that's okay.

Outrail posted:

Because that would be wrong.

:nallears:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


3 9

Could we offer 10 later?

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


1, but drat do we need to rebuild momentum after this.

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