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landed a nice contract with deer park®, the bottling factory inside my 3/4 bathroom is gonna be a bit of a nuisance but with all that cash i'm probably gonna build a whole new bathroom sink inside the guest bedroom
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it's bachelor as heck but hey, i should enjoy my sink cave while i can
eventually i'll settle down and itll be turned into a nursery, and babies cant drink from sinks until they're like three or four
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my bathroom sink smells funny so I started drinking from the kitchen sink instead
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I don't know what to do doc, I can't even wash my hands without taking a sip, at this point I may have ingested a bottle of softsoap indirectly. Turns out it doesn't taste like coconut shea butter
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There's no bathroom and there is no sink
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The water out of the tap is very
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warm bathroom lift
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In America, this is a "poo poo elevator."
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Nov 15, 2016 14:22
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At the risk of sounding like Three Olives I really like the Fiji bottled water, but the Cleveland tap water isn't bad. 
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my bathroom sink smells funny so I started drinking from the kitchen sink instead
there's a little filter that you can unscrew where the water comes out usually, and replacing that should make all the difference. or it might be coming from the drain, where draino comes in handy. do not drink it, but instead pour it down the drain and it will smell minty, minty fresh
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there's a little filter that you can unscrew where the water comes out usually, and replacing that should make all the difference. or it might be coming from the drain, where draino comes in handy. do not drink it, but instead pour it down the drain and it will smell minty, minty fresh
thanks but I've already taken apart and cleaned the dang thing and it's coming from the bottom of the drain pipe or whatever you call it
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it's a free country u pervs
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r u guys thirsty gulpers or skinny sippers
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*plays fart sounds on loop on my phone to hide the sound of me drinking from the running faucet*
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*plays fart sounds on loop on my phone to hide the sound of me drinking from the running faucet*
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Salesman: This is the top o the line sink!
Me: yeah but Im gonna need to taste from the cold tap
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*lil wayne rapping and holding a styrofoam cup of ice cold tap water oh ya baby*
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people think i spend a lot of time washing my hands after i use the bathroom but i'm really just hydrating myself, i pretend to be drying my hands when i come out
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op have u heard of jugs? put some water in a jug, then put it in ur fridge, wait a few hours, take a drink and feel the ice cold refreshment 
tap water will never be cold enough againb
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though it never does for my gob is an awesome gob
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I always drink from the bathroom sink faucet and never from the kitchen one
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me: "hey what do you say we grab drinks some time?"
her: "sure. my bathroom or yours?"
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me: "hey what do you say we grab drinks some time?"
her: "sure. my bathroom or yours?"
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I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!
the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.
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