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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


microtransactions have me concerned

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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Der Luftwaffle posted:

It'll probably be the same idea as the ME3 equipment packs and no one aside from the impatient will pay actual money.

i'd be okay with that, but i also feel it's been slowly slipping it's way into other parts of games in the years since me3.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


the halo 4 writer touched this game? welp

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


although if i'm honest with myself if the mass effect: relationship simulator parts are decent, i'd probably be okay with the game even as the setting burns down around me

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


in a hi-larious turn of events it turns out every species in andromeda are actually refugees from the milky way from past reaper cycles



e: reaper cycle sounds like a very strange setting for your washing machine

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


god save us from comic book nerds and their lust for continuity

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Eej posted:


How can you be a massive SJW and a racist at the same time unless you're using those labels wrong

maybe he's a sick jacket wizard

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


i checked in to see if anything new came out and holy christ what is happening in this thread

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


9-Volt Assault posted:

Boo if Andromeda does not have the equivalent of the probing Uranus joke. I keep laughing at it because it is so dumb and immature.

that status of uranus is as yet unconfirmed

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


i wonder if the scale of the map in andromeda is going to be smaller or if they'll come up with up with a !notmassrelay to excuse jumping from one end of the galaxy to another

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


exquisite tea posted:

Agreed. It failed in its mission to prevent more Mass Effect games from being made.

i'm not sure how it would have been possible to prevent mass effect: the quest for more money from happening short of destroying ea

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marshmallow creep posted:

Yeah this looks loving weird. The eyes are completely dead. Maybe a simple fix would have been to change the camera angle so it hid the eyes and seemed more dramatic. A swoop around the turian's back during the gun grab for some ol' sleight of hand film trickery.

forget the face, what the hell is going on with that 'disarm' animation?

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Waltzing Along posted:

Which is why I feel DAO is their best game.

I did everything as ideally as I could, including respecting my companions wishes. What did I get? My best friend tells me to gently caress off and runs away to become a drunk and my girlfriend steals my baby and runs away to do whatever the gently caress she wanted, too. And the whole ending sequence was rad, too.

there should have been some sort of consequence for leaving the arl's son possessed while you sorted out the mages to get their help, but otherwise origins was pretty alright on this front

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.



first there was death of the author, now the galaxy faces a new threat: death of the audience

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Hedrigall posted:

Sure are a lotta people being antagonistic in this conversation about protagonists

hero anti-hero pairs self-anhilate on contact, causing miles of devastation

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


your sibling will get a real job while you're busy galavanting around, settle down with someone and successfully balance a good career with raising a family
the epilogue will be a tense conversation with your dad demanding you to justify your poor life choices and lack of grand children.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marktheando posted:

She's a party member though.

i look forward to bioware doing solas again

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


someone at bioware binge watched sense8 the day they came up with SAM

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marshmallow creep posted:

Cora strikes me as a woman trying to keep up with the hip youngsters with that hair cut.


she looks like she someone that ran afoul of military regulations while trying for a punk lesbian look

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Evil Canadian posted:

Your party members look pretty lame so far, Krogan might be cool? The humans(default ryders included) look like lame JCpenny fashion models rather than actual soldiers/explorers.

Just put Zaeed in the game, I don't care if it doesn't make a lick of sense.

i like the one guy, obviously we haven't seen them up close yet but his hair looks pretty impressive by bioware standards

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Olaf The Stout posted:

I wish dad pathfinder was a mom instead. The theme of daddy issues in this series is way overused, to the point that nearly every loyalty mission in ME2 revolves around it.

Also I'm going to enormously miss Jennifer Hale :(

on the positive side we won't have every nerd's oedipus complex thrown in our faces

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Dolash posted:

Hey, you know what might be neat? If it turns out some of the races or civilizations you encounter in Andromeda are originally from the Milky Way, and were part of their own races' "Andromeda Initiative" back in some previous Reaper cycle. Like maybe the bad guy species were actually refugees escaping the Reapers ~100,000 years ago and the reason they're so set against the Council races is because they're scared if other races start crossing over the Reapers might follow them.

I mean if the cycle's happened countless times before and the Council races were able to tech up to galaxy-crossing in time, that probably means others would have as well.

i feel like i already made this joke

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


DrNutt posted:

This is great because James Sanders is generic as gently caress, whereas Jimmy Vega sounds like a cool dude from a pulp sci-fi series.

so what you're saying is that james sanders would have been a truer name to his character




fight your teammates and gently caress your enemies

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


turns out everyone just forgot, when the andromeda team calls home it shows up as unidentified caller and everyone lets it go to voicemail

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


DancingShade posted:

I want to see the break up conversation where I tell a love interest that I cheated on them with the AI space tank.

"Sorry but the talking BTR just understands me like you never will."

Space BTR honks enthusiastically

doesn't the ai get all your sensory input for some reason? makes banging your character a threesome i guess

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Abroham Lincoln posted:

I'm here to make my really hip, topical reference. Mass Effect Voyager

sorry, captain janeway's with the other franchise

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


if there it is, it's probably written by the british

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.



*pushes shoot button while the screen lingers meaningfully on a large gas tank* *character shoots self in foot*

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marshmallow creep posted:

We know the player has access to all the player abilities, but the companions may have a smaller selection based in their training and background. We don't know yet.

What I do know is Cora is voiced by Emily from Thomas the Tank Engine. I know this because my son loves that show. I can hear her chiding Ryder right now. "Ryder, where's your snow plow!?"

thomas got really creepy now with move to cgi, imo. good to hear there's actually a girl train now though??? i guess????

sometimes i hear a commercial and i could swear i heard the voice in a video game before and it never fails to bother me the rest of the day

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marktheando posted:

Sir Topham Hat :rolleyes:

His name is the Fat Controller.

put the fat controller in charge of the andromeda initiative, imo

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marshmallow creep posted:

The tutorial level is you exploring an alien world with your father. You jump around the rocks, shoot a few aliens and crack jokes, when suddenly your father begins to wither and die in front of you, his suit cracking and his skin turning to dust. You wake up and realized it was dream you had during cryosleep. You get up to tell your father about it and find that his cryo pod broke two years into the trip.

it turns out your dad was the rear end in a top hat protagonist of passengers

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Bongo Bill posted:


edit: Jade Empire 2 when

right after half life 3

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Torrannor posted:

Archon is Greek and means ruler, it's not an invention of Halo.

i can't believe halo invented the greek language

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Crabtree posted:

Or at least when its revealed that China loved Jade Empire.

I can see this game mostly being mediocre outside of possibly really Horizon Zero levels of Uncanny Valley facial animations. Decent space wizard combat and shoot mans, but Jesus Christ, don't loving interact with the humans. I'm taking aliens around just to make sure I don't barf during every cut-scene.

what's this about horizon zero dawn?

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.



o-oh....
i guess i can discount that game from my pro/con internal debate over getting a ps4 then

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


marshmallow creep posted:

I mean, I meant Wilson in the intro since that's what we were talking about, but fair point, he has at least three roles in Mass Effect 2 alone.

shadow broker

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


punch every man

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Olaf The Stout posted:

Pee

Bee

Not a good name. Completely taints my perception of the character.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PB&J_Otter

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Hedrigall posted:

The fact that without the armour his limbs would be thinner just highlights how weirdly big his head is

this is a classic bioware issue

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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Crabtree posted:

Are we sure the Ryders aren't actual children?

that sounds messy

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