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Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011

raditts posted:

You know what else is a handheld pizza?

Pizza.

yea but you gotta watch some pizzas or you'll spill some sauce on your $250 dollar mechanical keyboard. calzones allow you to keep your eyes on the prize

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Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011
mass effect is dead. the next mass effect game with be a f2p clash of clans clone to cash in on nostalgia with as little effort as possible. EA has learned its lesson and will employ no more than 5 interns to work on the next game to ensure profitability

Twist And Pout!
Sep 3, 2011
a mass effect Sims clone where you design your own ship and buy clothing and decoration lootboxes for your MEs. pronounced "mees"

when your MEs have sex it zooms into a choose your own adventure softcore porn minigame, if you last a long time you get credits to spend on lootboxes

you can pay RL money for replay tickets, allowing you to bang your subordinates more than once a day

coming in 2019

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