TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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bird cooch: Jan 19, 2007

I have now voted for Hillary Clinton twice.

Edit:balls a horrible snipe

# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:53

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:14

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

bird cooch posted:

I have now voted for Hillary Clinton twice.

Wait until Drudge hears about this.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:53

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

I'm voting for Hillary today. :colbert:

if you vote early then all the countdown clocks everywhere lose all meaning. Those loving countdown clocks are everywhere don't you people see them

# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:55

bird cooch: Jan 19, 2007

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Wait until Drudge hears about this.

I could be a pundit. I drink heavily amd do drugs.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:56

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

logikv9 posted:

Q: I forgot to register! Can I register now?
A:

If this is you, you're an idiot, but some states counted on that! If you live in one of the following states, bring a Photo ID and a proof of residency (a bill or paystub) and you can register and vote all in one go:

Colorado
Connecticut
District of Columbia
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Minnesota
Montana
New Hampshire
Wisconsin
Wyoming

E: removed early voting same-day states

# ? Nov 8, 2016 07:57

ReV VAdAUL: Oct 3, 2004; I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

breaklaw posted:

I'm voting for Hillary today.

if you vote early then all the countdown clocks everywhere lose all meaning. Those loving countdown clocks are everywhere don't you people see them

Please dress warmly for your multiple hour queuing.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:16

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sixteen months

# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:20

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Heavy Sigh posted:

Don't gently caress this up America.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:23

bird cooch: Jan 19, 2007

mannerup posted:

sixteen months

It feels like a lifetime.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:31

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

i filled out a sample ballot but i need to take my holy ballot out of the closet and drop it off somewhere

lots of propositions to gently caress around with ill just come up with something tomorrow on a few of em

# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:33

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

mannerup posted:

sixteen months

That's all, folks!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 08:57

cuntman.net: Mar 1, 2013

gently caress! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

cuntman.net fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Nov 16, 2016

# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:12

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Plinkey posted:

HEEEERRRRREEEE WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

51 rounds of voting for the greatest prize in our nation. Joe, what can we expect from these two candidates?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:13

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

My dream is that Trump has a stroke and spends the next couple of years in a coma. Awake but unable to communicate with the outside world while the crisis is averted and his businesses crumble. Then his kids pull him off life support so they can fight over a slightly larger pile of scraps.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:26

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

I really need to go to sleep but I'm watching Hillary get off of her airplane. I wonder if the candidate will get any sleep before tonight.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:40

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Hail Satan!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 09:53

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Oiled and Ready posted:

That's all, folks!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:08

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Islam is the Lite Rock FM posted:

Hail Satan!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:08

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ELbHtgaoc

# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:09

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

breaklaw posted:

I'm voting for Hillary today.

if you vote early then all the countdown clocks everywhere lose all meaning. Those loving countdown clocks are everywhere don't you people see them

i'm glad we start things off right, with breaklaw thinking he can post without being reminded he is a rape apologist, by me.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:40

Dogstoyevsky: Oct 9, 2012; If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Yinlock posted:

i'm glad we start things off right, with breaklaw thinking he can post without being reminded he is a rape apologist, by me.

lol

Shen-Ji is threatening to lock the other thread I guess the forums are tired of all this winning?

# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:42

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Dogstoyevsky posted:

lol

Shen-Ji is threatening to lock the other thread I guess the forums are tired of all this winning?

well that and it was pretty close to destroying the forums

the end of an era

# ? Nov 8, 2016 10:47

breaklaw: May 12, 2008

Yinlock posted:

i'm glad we start things off right, with breaklaw thinking he can post without being reminded he is a rape apologist, by me.

Yinlock, my number one fan. It wouldn't be the same without you :love:

# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:10

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

First for Ed Balls.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:13

WINNINGHARD: Oct 4, 2014

Casimir Radon posted:

My dream is that Trump has a stroke and spends the next couple of years in a coma. Awake but unable to communicate with the outside world while the crisis is averted and his businesses crumble. Then his kids pull him off life support so they can fight over a slightly larger pile of scraps.

That's hosed up dude.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:21

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Four more hours of work then it's off to vote!

# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:45

Junior G-man: Sep 15, 2004; Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

I look forward to tomorrow when I can see more of Europe's own motley crew of racist fucknuts again, and less of Donald Trump. It'll make such a nice change to hear "build a wall between Mexico and the US" and "build a wall between Hungary and refugees".

# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:56

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

lol hungry is a feeling u get when u dont eat

# ? Nov 8, 2016 11:59

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

and refugees are the uspol peeps who are being actively assimiliiated by our insideous cspam culture

# ? Nov 8, 2016 12:00

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

and europe is the place where brexit happened
thats how mr brexit got his name

# ? Nov 8, 2016 12:00

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Baloogan posted:

and refugees are the uspol peeps who are being actively assimiliiated by our insideous cspam culture

Some of us, I assume, are good people.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 12:16

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Most people who routinely posted in uspol were poo poo.

# ? Nov 8, 2016 12:17

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

i feel very unsafe without at least 10000 pages underneath my feet

# ? Nov 8, 2016 12:30

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