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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011





Torment: Tides of Numenera

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Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011


Pastry of the Year posted:

Imagination Express®, Destination: Pyramids



I was just yelled at from the other room to, "Stop loving laughing," after chuckling at this for literally five minutes. I have no idea why, but this is loving hilarious to me. Thank you.


e: Seriously, thank you. I showed it to her before bed and now I'm up late because I keep laughing.

Dark_Swordmaster fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2017 around 04:05

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Life is freedom. Try it out.




This won't be as hilarious, but I'm fascinated with old and forgotten edutainment software, like The King's Rule (C64)













also, the king's quizzes are bullshit

Pastry of the Year fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2017 around 13:24

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

From the TRS-80 game "13 Ghosts." Make sure to set the graphics options to maximum for the God rays and soft shadows.

Parachute
May 18, 2003



Dick Trauma posted:

From the TRS-80 game "13 Ghosts." Make sure to set the graphics options to maximum for the God rays and soft shadows.



i read that as "TI-80" and i was reminded of this cool game

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

I had Doom, Red Alert, Mario, Bust-A-Move, Drug Wars, and Scorched Earth on my Ti-83 plus. Glory days.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017


I managed to find a Megaman clone (for my Ti-83 Plus). It was cool as poo poo! You picked your robot master (they had named like 'Anchorman' and 'Freshman'), complete the level, and then fight the boss for their weapon. There was even a Dr. Wily level after all the robot masters were defeated. I miss screwing around in class by playing that.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at Jun 7, 2017 around 18:13

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

How much time did I waste playing The Pit? ALOT.



Now I play games like Fallout 4 and get annoyed when the texture on part of some inconsequential item looks a little low-res.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Life is freedom. Try it out.

Pizza to Go (Apple II, 1993)



an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

woof woof
I am a dog and I am posting online. it is good to have fun with friends on the internet
woof bark woof

That owns! ilu pizza dog

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

woof woof
I am a dog and I am posting online. it is good to have fun with friends on the internet
woof bark woof

Omg it's a game about pulleys and stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJLdUA0eLA

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Life is freedom. Try it out.

an actual dog posted:

Omg it's a game about pulleys and stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNJLdUA0eLA





Try it out!

TheSpiritFox
Jan 4, 2009

I'm just a memory, I can't give you any new information.



Sakurazuka posted:

Internet Kraken" post="472918364 posted:

I'm amazed EVE goons are still coordinated. Every other MMO community I've taken part in on SA has imploded.

EVE is structured differently to pretty much every other MMO so you don't get the same cycle of people running through all the content and moving on to other things.

Translation: You can blow up people's ships permanently and that's only one of many, many ways to take someone's hard earned video game hours away from them which keeps goons coming back for more, and goons have also won the race to the bottom in EVE of caring the least about the hours they throw into the game so they can waste whatever time it takes to waste someone else's time and they always win even if they had to trade three hours for someone else's one.

Parachute
May 18, 2003



TheSpiritFox posted:

EVE is structured differently to pretty much every other MMO so you don't get the same cycle of people running through all the content and moving on to other things.

quote:

Translation: You can blow up people's ships permanently and that's only one of many, many ways to take someone's hard earned video game hours away from them which keeps goons coming back for more, and goons have also won the race to the bottom in EVE of caring the least about the hours they throw into the game so they can waste whatever time it takes to waste someone else's time and they always win even if they had to trade three hours for someone else's one.

the only winning move is not to play

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN


Lipstick Apathy

Today's Tower Unite screenshots are mostly of one guy's place. He builds pretty crazy poo poo, it's neat.

Lately he's been making this moonbase










Neat place. Here's a less neat place.




Yeah it's a fuckin porno room with little subdivided theme rooms. The porno was bad, like, even for lovely anime porno standards. Every room had...this. and like, two or three terrible images tops.



Other poo poo




There's like, layers going on here

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead.


That is a cool piano.
Can you put up entire videos on walls?

Simsmagic
Aug 3, 2011

Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon!


Dolphin lets you take some nice pictures of games like Sonic Colors





corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

one cat, one vote, one beer


Light Gun Man posted:

Today's Tower Unite screenshots are mostly of one guy's place. He builds pretty crazy poo poo, it's neat.

Lately he's been making this moonbase











john madden john madden john madden

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN


Lipstick Apathy

Scalding Coffee posted:

That is a cool piano.
Can you put up entire videos on walls?

There's that piano and also a electronic kind and you can actually play them. Drums, also.

You can use projectors to put videos up on walls, yeah. I'm not quite sure what the full size is but I got one this big on my roof, reposting.



corn in the bible posted:

john madden john madden john madden

lol

Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at Jun 10, 2017 around 05:18

credburn
Jun 22, 2016




Playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution with the commentary on and the dude outright says they didn't care to do it the way Deus Ex fans wanted. Which was universally the biggest complaint for this game, I think: that the game constantly reminds you how cool it is about allowing so many ways to complete things, non-violent ways, sneaky ways, hackery ways, but then when a boss fight comes it's just another FPS wherein you're locked in a room with a bullet sponge and there will probably be some QTEs, too.

DOUBLE CLICK HERE
Feb 5, 2005
WA3

They went back on that IIRC adding in ways to bypass them (or some of them?) with dialogue.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011


DOUBLE CLICK HERE posted:

They went back on that IIRC adding in ways to bypass them (or some of them?) with dialogue.

They did not. The DC allows you to "stealth" them. They're still incredibly bad.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Just a little bit of the
taste of the Bass
for you






Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011



Wipeout Omega





hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

it was a joke, michael!

Is there a wipeout clone on PC? I enjoyed the hell out of the PS3 one.

EDIT: looks like formula fusion is exactly like wipeout

hawowanlawow fucked around with this message at Jun 10, 2017 around 23:01

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014



hawowanlawow posted:

Is there a wipeout clone on PC? I enjoyed the hell out of the PS3 one.

EDIT: looks like formula fusion is exactly like wipeout

Actually BallisticNG is exactly Wipeout, like, in an "I'm surprised they haven't gotten sued" way. Free too.

You can also give RedOut a look, I've heard good things.

Mordja fucked around with this message at Jun 11, 2017 around 15:00

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!



I just kind of glimpsed that still out of the corner of my eye and it looked like Fragmaster was naked from the waist down

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

Mordja posted:

Actually BallisticNG is exactly Wipeout, like, in an "I'm surprised they haven't gotten sued" way. Free too.

You can also give RedOut a look, I've heard good things.

BallisticNG is pretty freaking shameless but I guess being a free game has spared them Sony's wrath so far. Formula Fusion I've not played but also not heard great things about, RedOut is pretty much the new standard for future racing. There's also Grip if you were into Rollcage instead of Wipeout as a kid and that's pretty great though its developing rather slowly.




Speaking of racing games, Dirt 4 came out and it is very good indeed although for some reason fans of Dirt Rally have bombed its reviews on Steam because they think it's too easy.




Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

I've been starting to play Horizon Zero Dawn.

The Share button and Photo Mode has been my favorite addition to this generation by far.







Morter
Jul 1, 2006

Just a little bit of the
taste of the Bass
for you






I don't think any bit of lore has ever won me over about someone so easily. (ME:A)

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009



Yeah the emails from your team are pretty great.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

lol I'm a seal


Also I punched some guys into the earth

Dark Souls 2

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

one cat, one vote, one beer


Morter posted:



I don't think any bit of lore has ever won me over about someone so easily. (ME:A)

Drack is easily the best (and maybe the only good) character in that game. Be his friend

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Life is freedom. Try it out.

Math Shootout

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

one cat, one vote, one beer


Mass Effect Andromeda

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


The great thing about Dark Souls is that players are able to drop messages detailing important information and pointing you in the direction of things you would otherwise completely miss.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.


What's in the Estrus Flask?

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Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015



Arms

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