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Dead Rising 2 OTR


Champions Online


Bedlam


Saints Row series



Wasteland 2



Shadow Warrior :nws: for anime boobs kinda

Into The Dark (yes you can actually watch Night of the Living Dead in it's entirety if you want to)





Postal 2, some of these are from the somewhat recent DLC







Shantae: Risky's Revenge, and one from Pirate's Curse (this first one is "somehow" my most popular steam screenshot)





Killer is Dead




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Heroine's Quest

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Audiosurf 2

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Tower Unite is a game where users can decorate houses with their own images from the internet. I like to go "on safari".

Hopefully none of these have NSFW images in them but it's a little hard to tell sometimes.





They even have anime in the fridge


That's a love pillow on the bed there





This was apparently someone's porno basement but the images all died, lol


There are other things than just anime porno rooms though, here's a skeleton winning big at the slots


Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Jan 5, 2017

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King Vidiot posted:

First picture has a gigantic red rubber dong in it.

So, uh, is the game worth getting or not?

I mean, a dong is just a dong? I dunno. I can link it if people think it's a problem. Pretty sure my Shadow Warrior screenshots were worse.

Anyway the game itself is pretty chill. You just play minigames* (solo or multiplayer) to earn money units, then blow those on furniture/clothing, then decorate your house, repeat.

*Currently playable games far as I can tell:
Virus (a FPS thing that plays kind of like one of the modes from Timepslitters)
Minigolf
Bowling (physics are currently hilariously janky)
Trivia
Panic Planet which no one ever plays so I dunno wtf it is
Typing Derby, some kind of competitive speed typing thing
Some kind of Monkey Ball-esque deal
several different Casino games, most of which you can essentially always make money on as long as you keep playing them for long enough. Or just spam stand on blackjack, that usually gives a profit too.
Oh and there's a Ferris Wheel if that counts, and the theatre where you can play poo poo from youtube.

There's a lot of "coming soon" areas like laser tag, an arcade with skeeball and such, bumper cars, a nightclub, and a roller coaster. If and when this poo poo gets done, who knows!

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Kontradaz posted:

Is that the game all the weirdos from second life moved to?

Possibly. It's pretty easy to stumble into a furry porn basement or whatever.

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Further adventures in Tower Unite

This was literally a group of people hanging out in a basement singing along to youtube videos


An actual "original character do not steal" warning near their porno posters


Breakin in my new TV area




This signage was accurate






NSFW-ish, the porno that probably made me laugh the most so far: http://i.imgur.com/RsHCZQA.jpg

I'll spare you the house that was like wall to wall covered with nonstop my little pony porno

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There is an insane person on Tower Unite doing this, somehow, using i guess mostly just square and wedge shaped canvas items?










This was kind of fuckin rad, someone riged up a projector to put youtube poo poo onto a box shaped room, and played trippy rear end music videos that totally worked with this build, hard to show through just images



here's the video that I saw most of, was cool, you can walk into the box room and be like "in" the video and poo poo, worked pretty well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-3z3DNUGiE

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Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Well, now I want to see it in motion. Do you have something to record?



e: Also, what's with that child murder map?

Yeah I was streaming it, it's at about 7:41 in this video https://www.twitch.tv/cryomancer/v/113222390

oh god how did i play this for like 4 hours last night. also lol I think that song got muted, rad.

The child murder map is the "Virus" fps minigame and Child was just someone's username. Made me laugh, anyway.

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Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Is that a tampon weapon?

Assuming you mean the "child is enraged" screen, I think that's the TNT.


Anyway, behold jebroom






Which one of you is this?



How is this still happening?


Another impressive build made mostly out of canvas pieces

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I AM THE TOILET posted:

Okay I have to loving play this thing. I have to get in on it before it becomes dull and stagnate like Second Life.

Content:

Ehrgeiz


It's not exactly the most active game in the world right now honestly, although supposedly some youtubers featured it or something so there's been a mild spike in activity the past week or so?

Going to weird condos is a total dice roll, since the owner of the condo has to be online, in their condo, and set to public for it to be visible/joinable. So depending on when you are online you'll see different ones and so on.

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More Tower.








OK, the rest of these I am going to link instead of embed, due to porno, racism, or both.

http://i.imgur.com/Jah24CP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/c0s8cl8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WaEdI5o.jpg

Also I went into a house that had three DVDs sitting on the table in front of the TV, they were Borat, horse porn, and some "T-girl" porno. I'll spare you that one, since posting bestiality on SA is probably a bad idea.

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Dr. Quarex posted:

I did not expect to find spoilers about my own future when looking through this thread's screenshots.

I did tell you one steam when I got you your CD-i, but I don't think I showed you this. Maybe I have upset the time stream.

Anyway I've been playing a lot of stuff lately so...

Continued adventures in Tower Unite. So many Gabe shrines.


















:nws: stuff
http://i.imgur.com/Nhs1YDf.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8U1rdAf.jpg



And for something different, Fallout: New Vegas! I think these are all from mods.








RIP Mario Bros.


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Haven't posted any weird poo poo from Tower lately, letsee what I've collected since...oh god. oh no. oh nooooo






This one was one of my favorites. I walk into this room and I don't even see the guy yet, just...all these spiders. And then he begins to speak, unprompted...



Please know that every single one of these items would have had to have been separately bought, placed, and colorized.









Maybe I should tweet this one to slowbeef



This house ain't nothing to gently caress with




OK, last place. So you can, in this game, buy furniture. This person decided to instead make...fake furniture. Like if you walk around, these will "look" at you and follow you so they're always straight on. So strange.


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Continued adventures in Tower Unite





Sometimes you spawn inside of someone. Sometimes, two people. Here's what the back of eyeballs look like!








Not really sure what I walked in on here



I figured out you can set up two projectors to layer over top of each other and play two different videos at once. So of course I did the only logical thing!





Flat house upgraded a little



This was a neat little trick. They layered a bunch of stuff so at first you see this...


but if you walk a little further it turns into...





This house had a lot of like classical paintings on the wall and then sometimes random pages of gently caress manga, these books kind of follow that progression too:




Aww yeah



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Scalding Coffee posted:

Napoleon is great. Strange to see Wendy being there.

There was like a whole wall of wendy pictures on that part if I recall.

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Wamdoodle posted:

That Tower Unite is the stuff dreams are made of. Please continue to document your safari.

Thanks for the positive comments, gang. I stream it a lot if you want the full experience. Although now I'm playing Fallout again so not so much for awhile probably.

Username cryomancer on twitch and hitboxsmashcast if you wanna check it out. Should be some old ones visible on there too probably? I don't really mess with it manually much. Please note that it's literally anything the users wanna put up on the wall, so there's lots of unfunny racist garbage and terrible underage hentai and whatever that I don't post obviously.

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It's that time again, more Tower Unite









What could be in these rooms??




Fake minecraft room




I don't even know


Kinda :nws:, the whole house had stuff like this, don't ask me to explain, I can't

They added two new houses, one of them is an underwater house accessible only by elevators or airlocks. Someone built this inside

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Today's Tower Unite screenshots are mostly of one guy's place. He builds pretty crazy poo poo, it's neat.

Lately he's been making this moonbase










Neat place. Here's a less neat place.




Yeah it's a fuckin porno room with little subdivided theme rooms. The porno was bad, like, even for lovely anime porno standards. Every room had...this. and like, two or three terrible images tops.



Other poo poo




There's like, layers going on here

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Scalding Coffee posted:

That is a cool piano.
Can you put up entire videos on walls?

There's that piano and also a electronic kind and you can actually play them. Drums, also.

You can use projectors to put videos up on walls, yeah. I'm not quite sure what the full size is but I got one this big on my roof, reposting.



corn in the bible posted:

john madden john madden john madden

lol

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Some people on Tower got problems



Some have like, bad problems



And some just...go too far. What a monster.





OK here's other random stuff



















A DOOM HOUSE??



This one just looked cool


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Pastry of the Year posted:

I want to visit the lagoon of wikihow cubes

Yeah when I saw those I was like...I hope this becomes this summer's hit new tower fashion trend. Wikihow cubes for everyone.

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Mordja posted:

Wait, what's a Tiny Potion and why does it merit a ban? :confused:

There are several potions in the game that change the size of your character. There's like..two that make you bigger, three that make you smaller, and one that makes you normal which...is pointless since you can just unequip them but whatever. Tiny potions are the smallest one, and are often used to break through boundary boxes. I'll try to explain.

If you have an area like...this?

_________ <ceiling
<empty space
_________ <some kind of floor, object, anything to stand on

If you can fit into that space while using a tiny potion, you can then unequip the potion, becoming normal sized, and quite probably break through that ceiling's boundary box and get "outside" where you are "supposed" to be. There was a recent change unfortunately that nerfs this a bit as if it thinks you don't have "enough space to be where you are" it will now suffocate you, which sucks. Anyway I guess some people don't want people poking around with tiny potions. Or just being a tiny person and flying around the house annoying people, which is always an option.

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Tower Unite had a somewhat major update. For awhile now there have been items you could win in the casino called Catsacks, the new update finally made it so you could open them, and they contain random items. If you're lucky, you might get a silver catsack, which might have a gold one inside, which might have a cosmic one. Sometimes they give you some of your money back in the form of bags or chests. There are apparently crazy rear end items like a slot machine that always wins you money, so it's a total "rich get richer" situation right now. People who have probably previously won slot machine jackpots have been buying and opening like hundreds of these things. Here's some screenshots of the phenomenon.





Someone opened up 100 at once



And got a COSMIC CATSACK! I think he said it wouldn't let him open it, so I guess maybe they're not implemented yet



Some of the items you can get from them are decorative crabs.





Anyway, back to random poo poo from houses










I'm always fascinated by the random rear end movie selections people have



semi-:nws:, stuff, mostly pretty tame
http://i.imgur.com/xyiSYyK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/urk7chU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CgZct9I.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Oe84Ja1.jpg


Also, the game recently got twitch support for media devices, so if you stream the game, and load up your own stream on the TV, you can do bullshit like this

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Scalding Coffee posted:

Ningen.

Those crabs should be holding a cigarette, to complete the look.

Me and my stream audience pretty much all said that immediately too. Hopefully there will be an appropriate prop for that eventually.

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

What kind of game is Tower Unite? I've seen pictures of how it's been festooned with various memes and internet in-jokes, but I've never gotten a sense of what the gameplay is supposed to be about.

It's sort of hard to explain. The best way I can describe it quickly is a "hangout game". The stuff I tend to post is just the virtual condos/houses people get and decorate however they want to. There are actual game parts to the game, like there's a Virus FPS game you can play, Laser Tag, bowling, a monkey ball sorta game, miniature golf, stuff like that. And a casino with slot machines and blackjack and whatnot. Personally I get most of my enjoyment from either :spergin: out and decorating my own house, or visiting other people's houses and exploring what weird poo poo they've decorated theirs with. If you have a few friends with the game and microphones, it's a pretty cool way to just chill out online, go minigolfing and then watch some youtube together or whatever.

The downside is a lot of the newer content costs a lot of in-game units and to get that kind of money you kind of need to spend a lot of time on minigames or in the casino. They said one of the upcoming patches will actually increase all the payouts from minigames so hopefully money won't be as bad soon. For the record, there is no microtransactions, you can't buy stuff with IRL money. You also, as of now, cannot trade items or money with other players, other than via playing poker in the casino. Somehow a lot of people seem like they do nothing but play it all the time / got lucky on a slot machine one time and have more money than they know what to do with. Supposedly someone figured out how often the jackpots pay out or something (like a couple times a week?) and you could sit there and track the servers and try to figure out when a jackpot is "due", maybe there's a strategy there, I dunno.

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Cheap Shot posted:

Is there like...A demo? Price is a bit steep for an early access meme game.

There is not, sadly. There is definitely some Early Access Jank at play, too. Bowling physics seems to change / break somehow every other update (for awhile the pins were invisible I think too), the FPS stuff is all at least a little funky at times. Sometimes the bugs rule, like when Laser Tag first came out sometimes you could spawn out in the overall plaza map, with the laser gun, and run around shooting random people who were doing other things. I'm sure the people I shot who were playing trivia were very confused! Performance and load times aren't super amazing but it's always improving, they used to be terrible.

There was a recent change that screwed with the way size potions were used to break out of house boundaries, I didn't care for it (I'm assuming others also brought it up) and I mentioned it in the official discord and it's since been reverted, so that's cool. They have yet to restore the old carpet texture my house used to have as an option though, haha.

Shy posted:

It's like 15 bux on steam isn't it?

Indeed. You could always buy it and return it if you don't care for it, aka the modern steam "demo" methodology

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Scalding Coffee posted:

Tell me the stuff in the Bowie picture are all huge.

You can make yourself tiny!

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It's not quite as crazy as second life, since players can't insert their own models.

Yet.

Workshop support is a planned feature, supposedly out sometime this year.

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Yet more further adventures in Tower Unite



This house started off with fancy classic art



But then there was a big secure vault door! What could be inside?


Oh, it's anime


Giant elaborate porno museum, apparently under construction with intention to expand



Another porno museum, this one has STANDARDS apparently


And a map



I AM SUPER RICH hoard rooms

this one has anime tits



This place had shitloads of random furniture UNDER the map for...reasons?


Just put that poo poo anywhere


Surround sound



Misc bullshit













:nws:-ish stuff
http://i.imgur.com/ppTFxEF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/eQaaSPv.jpg This is, of course, posted proudly at the entrance of said condo.
http://i.imgur.com/tjJcxoZ.jpg


Also I don't think I posted this before, so here's the prize wheel at the casino for your amusment


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Fart City posted:

I don't know why this is cracking me up as much as it is. He just looks so... forlorn?

it was literally the only thing in the place. one tiny titty poster, not even scaled properly. Also the Milk Carton body is constantly doing a little dance sorta so it looked like he was real excited about it. I too, laughed a whole lot.


Scalding Coffee posted:

Can you make a room have fake walls that open up to reveal horrible images while people are busy looking at innocent pictures?

You might be able to do some trickery with images you could accidentally walk through to reveal worse ones behind, or maybe stick shock images behind a door. You can't like build "machines" really though.

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If anyone's real desperate to see the game live I'm streaming it right now quite often on smashbox and twitch, username cryomancer

Also here's a clip I saved from the other night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3J6ujFneWE

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buglord posted:

If you want to, add me on steam man. https://steamcommunity.com/id/skywars124

I hop in game from time to time, and it would be cool to connect with the few other goons playing it.

Added.

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Crobbler Benz posted:

So this Tower Unite thing, is there only one server? Or you join server from ppl? And how is it, you try to earn money and buy a house? Where are these houses, is it instanced?

The Lobby area with the stores and minigames are servers with several different city locations. Chicago or Dallas are usually the most popular ones.

Minigames and houses are servers hosted by users on the fly as you create them. This is also why the official stance on porn etc in houses is essentially "it's a privately hosted server, so do whatever".

You play minigames to earn money, money lets you buy new houses or items for the houses you have. You start off with the basic condo for free.

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Y'all know what time it is.



Just put that poo poo anywhere



:smith:










This one is really cool. There's a tiny potion maze under the glass floor, so you can watch people trying to do the maze.


Something from one of :siren:my own houses:siren: I've been working on


This one made me laugh a bit. You have the theatre...


On the back/top of that, you have...the theatre's theatre...


But zoom and and we see the Tiny Theatre!


A recent update added some of the arcade cabinets/machines that will eventually be playable




:nws:-ish
https://i.imgur.com/GE1wKRn.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/EsX9S06.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/vyUtkeo.jpg

And I know this post is already huge but how can I NOT show off this user's houses...





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Taintrunner posted:

So is Tower Unite just like a weird build-your-own-dream-house thing? That could be fun, I've been struggling through bad survival games trying to get to do one of those for a while now.

Guy Mann posted:

It's a minigame collection with a pretty involved lobby system where people can use the points they get from playing games to unlock stuff to decorate their avatar and their house with.

Yeah, basically that. It's a house simulator and also has games to play. The house stuff is "mostly" decorating but if you have the patience you can indeed manually build stuff to some degree using provided wall/door/stair/etc pieces.

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Dark_Swordmaster posted:

You need to make this a weekly feature.

I stream like, 5 nights a week and very often play Tower so feel free to look up username cryomancer on twitch or smashbox to see it happen live. As of when I posted this, I am on it now, but that may change later.

GreatGreen posted:

How long does it take and how intricate of a process is it to build one of those metal instability houses?

It depends on what you do. The DIES ANYWAY place would take like 5 minutes, it's just pasting a URL into every wall's texture. Something with lots of walls / canvas items would take a lot more time. They are working on new tools (like one that lets you copy and paste settings across items) but they're not out yet so for now the best feature you've got working for you is a snap to grid kinda thing and even that's fiddly. And stuff still has to "touch" something to get placed initially, if that makes any sense.

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I'm flattered that you guys think it's thread-worthy, I do have concerns about if there's enough content though. Tonight was pretty dry in the wacky houses department, for example. I don't want people to rush out and buy a game they ultimately get no enjoyment from. There is also the fact that the houses are indeed unmoderated and thus you could conceivably find, you know, anything. Usually it's just lots of furry porn or racist garbage but who knows. I don't think I've seen anything straight up illegal yet but I've seen some pretty gross unfunny poo poo like presumably unironic "kill the gays" rooms with gore images and of course tons of implied-underage anime pictures.

If we all think these concerns are non-dealbreakers then I suppose we can give it a shot. You can of course always just not go to the user hosted houses and just enjoy the minigames (although you're gonna get racists in the chat almost everywhere most likely).

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Cheap Shot posted:

I think it would be better as just a free build thing honestly. I picked it up but kinda regret the purchase.

There is a mode called "item playground" where you can kind of free build, but only with things you've bought at least one of.

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Palpek posted:

I honestly have no problem with any of this. Maybe let's drop encouraging people to buy the game - if somebody does it it's their own responsibility. But I still think a thread with your screenshot stories (even if you repost the previous ones) would be great.

Alright, I'll try and get something put together within the next week or so, maybe tomorrow even. Haven't started a thread in ages so hopefully I can make a decent OP. If anyone has any suggestions / thinks of a good thread name do let me know.

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