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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Excited for Monday Night Raw

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

can anyone who read the spoilers tell me if i should watch this or instead eat a block of wood

Why not both

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

has Big Show ever said what kind of vape flavors he likes because there's like 4000 different flavors and its hard to pick good ones

would you settle for Orton

https://twitter.com/RandyOrton/status/603686537453154304

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I wish she'd Brexit

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

looks like a block of wood but is actually quite pleasantly moist.
same

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Randy's photo is killing me

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

hey kids, randy orton is here to teach you how to avoid drugs and premarital sex, with some wwe attitude™!

Do as I say not as I do

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brian Kendrick sells losses incredibly well

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I'm pretty sure the crowd loved Noam Dar actually

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Anything of note happen so far?

Stephanie has decided that since the Raw survivor series team can't get along they will all fight each other tonight as a team building exercise or something

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

It gives me great joy to know Goldberg hasn't begun training for his big match yet.

I know he said this in an interview but I don't believe him

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

what's even happening with Stephanie

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Dying alone???

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

bartok posted:

This is going to be the highlight of the show isn't it?

I imagine Rusev vs Sami is going to be quite good and not a long in the tooth comedy segment filled with obvious jokes and long stretches of silence

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

what if Kofi Kingston just decapitated one of the dudes in the ring, for real

make it gallows

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

how long is this going to be

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

they cut off his genitals at the end

enough about my ex wife, raw is on

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

achillesforever6 posted:

Probably good, but no one will watch it because Mel Gibson is a horrible person (though at least he is a competent film maker unlike Bay or Snyder)

tbh I think people have forgotten/forgiven mel or never cared to begin with

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

*Michael Cole chuckling to himself repeating the punchline*

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

VJeff posted:

I like everything about Goldust, which is why his current utilization makes me sad. :(

Is Goldust & Cody as a tag team any good? Where can I find that on the Dubba Dubba E Network for only 9.99 a month?

Rhodes Dynasty vs The Shield from Battleground 2013 is excellent

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Writer Cath posted:



Enjoy a photograph with no context.

El-P posted:

I once heard a story about Steven Seagal—this is another reason that I love this motherfucker—I heard a story from somebody about Steven Seagal, that a producer came into his—I think this story’s out now, but I heard it years before it came out—that he called his producer into his home, and he said, “Come here, you have to come here,” and the guy came into his home, and Steven Seagal had a 10-foot wooden desk, and on the desk was a script and a gun. And Steven Seagal was sitting at the desk and he was crying and the guy said, “Steven, what’s wrong?” And he looked up and he said, “I just read the best script I have ever read in my life.” And the producer said, “Wow, that’s amazing. Who wrote it?” And he said, “I did.” Like, Steven Seagal is batshit, loving insane.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009


Hitting the home stretch here business is about to pick up

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

"fantasy warfare gets real" is a hundred times worse than any of the other unnatural turns of phrase wwe insists upon for branding purposes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This segment will be worth watching

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Steph on the team too?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

YEAH BUDDY

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

gently caress off Michael Cole

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Nice try with the Lohan jab

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

Whoa how long have they been doing this?

All year

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

hell yeah new resident evil movie

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

physical copies only

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

I genuinely enjoy the Resident Evil movies :toot: they are not faithful to the games at all but they are fun as their own standalone goofy action movies.

Also Milla Jovovich :allears:

each film is worse than the one before it in the most wonderful ways. Logic, reason, time, and space do not apply.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Getting bieled into the corner is the best thing Alicia Fox has ever done

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

They'd buy me ice-cream and give me a puppy!

This is a gross mischaracterization of our relationship

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Anal bleeding.

https://youtu.be/D6Po7mf34p0

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

what do you think Dolph Ziggler's Dungeons and Dragons character is like

insufferable

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Brock Lesnar posted:

i never had any friends

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

more like bronze strowman

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Hah

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that match had no stakes so it's strange to me that the finish was "unfortunate happenstance" instead of roman trying to cause tension between jericho and owens

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