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Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

PRESIDENT TRUMP FINAL ADVISORY NUMBER 666
NWS TPC/NATIONAL ELECTION CENTER MIAMI FL
0200 AM WED NOV 9 2016

A MASSIVE DISASTER, NAY, A TITANIC BLACK MASS OF DESTRUCTION, BORN OF THE COLD, EVIL WOMB OF POLITICS, WILL RENDER

MUCH OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A BARREN WASTELAND. TRUMP IS COMING.

SUCH IS THE INSANITY OF THIS ELECTION, IF INDEED, ANYTHING DISPENSING THIS AMOUNT OF HUMAN SUFFERING CAN BE CALLED

A ELECTION.

THE WALL, ONCE PREDICTED AT 35 FEET, WILL NOW REACH UNHEARD OF HEIGHTS. IT WILL BE AS IF THE EARTH ITSELF HAS

VACATED IT'S VAST PRISON, SHAKING LOOSE HER CHAINS, AND LAYING ITSELF PRONE BETWEEN THE CITIES OF MAN. THE LAST

VESTIGES OF IT'S BONDAGE CRUSHING ALL THAT LIES IN IT'S PATH.

ALL SOCIAL STRUCTURES WITHIN A 1000 MILE RADIUS WILL SUFFER DEVASTATING EFFECTS. HOPE WILL SPLINTER, FAITH WILL

BECOME DUST. THE BILLBOARDS WILL BE THE STARK REMNANTS OF HUMAN EXISTENCE IN THESE AREAS. FAMILIES WILL BECOME

UPROOTED AND CARRIED MILES BY DEPLORABLES THAT WILL BLAST THE VERY LIFE FROM ANYONE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO REMAIN

OUTSIDE. BUT THEY WILL BE THE LUCKY ONES...THE FIRST TO DIE. FOR A MUCH GREATER MISERY AWAITS THOSE THAT SURVIVE.

AMIDST THIS MIRE OF CARNAGE, THE FEW SURVIVORS WILL WALLOW IN A SOUP OF DEATH AND DESPAIR, AS THEY FACE GRIM ODDS.

FEW FREEDOMS WILL EXIST, AND FOOD AND WATER WILL BE MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD. AS CORPSES OF HUMANS AND ANIMALS ROT,

HATRED AND DESPAIR WILL BEGIN THEIR MACABRE DANCE AMONG THOSE REMAINING AND MANY WILL BE FORCED TO CONSUME ONE

ANOTHER TO LIVE ONE FINAL DAY.

ENTIRE GENERATIONS WILL PERISH, AND THE PRESIDENT WILL CREEP INTO LEGEND. IT WILL BE A SIN TO EVEN CALL HIS NAME

ALOUD, THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THIS EVENT BEING SPOKEN OF IN HUSHED TONES, AND REVERED BY THOSE WHO SEE IT AS

JUDGMENT. TRUMP IS HERE. TRUMP IS HERE. TRUMP IS HERE. TRUMP IS HERE. TRUMP IS H


Stay safe goons :sigh:

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