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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.



Sunday mornings tend to be a bit quieter than Saturday mornings for us but neither one is awful. I've ended up there on Saturday afternoons a couple of times and that's been miserable.

I've also gone about an hour before closing during the week and that is a beautiful, solitary time though :allears:

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Goodpancakes
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine



Almost purchased a Hawaiian shirt on my Costco trip today. The look on my wife's face would have been worth it

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Goodpancakes posted:

Almost purchased a Hawaiian shirt on my Costco trip today. The look on my wife's face would have been worth it

If they make a Hawaiian style shirt that included the Kirkland Signature logo that would be an instant must buy in every color offered in my goony size.

CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!

namlosh posted:

I just got back from Costco

For those keeping track:
Bread
Makeup wipes
Cottage cheese
Chicken

Thatís a hell of a sangwich. Need that extra fiber and a hint of acetone to cut the fattiness of the curds.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009


My Costco opens at ten but I leave the house at 9:30 to swoop into the gas pumps just before they open the store and the timing works out perfectly

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter


Ultimate Mango posted:

If they make a Hawaiian style shirt that included the Kirkland Signature logo that would be an instant must buy in every color offered in my goony size.

I've been seeing employees in the Kirkland shirt they have tye dyed.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter


mysterious frankie posted:

What's the best time to go to a Costco? I ask because we just got our membership last weekend and the number of shoppers with buggy pathing AI pushing around Humvee sized shopping carts was... intimidating. Made it hard to stop and look at things.


I went on Tuesday evening and my local Costco was both lightly attended and also mostly young people who are good shoppers to be around. They move cosntantly, don't clog aisles, and there weren't samples. Might be my new routine.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Costco should have like Adult Swim hours and Geriatric Swim hours and Family Swim Hours. I know they'd never do this but.

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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pseudanonymous posted:

Costco should have like Adult Swim hours and Geriatric Swim hours and Family Swim Hours. I know they'd never do this but.

I completely agree.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Shredded Hen

you couldnt pay me enough to visit costco on the weekend. wall to wall poo poo show featuring all the worst people from the local area

god bless full remote work from home i can go at the best times instead

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007




pseudanonymous posted:

Costco should have like Adult Swim hours and Geriatric Swim hours and Family Swim Hours. I know they'd never do this but.

They did have old people hours for a while during the pandemic (First hour before open)

Renegret
May 26, 2007

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Sunday morning in general is surprisingly quiet. This held true for every retail job I've ever had. There's a reason many places open an hour or two later on Sunday than usual.

If you get there early on Sunday it's pretty dead, but once it hits noon it all goes to hell really fast.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

There really is no substitute for a bit of class in a glass just ask any

OLD TART

For instance, they'll tell you drinking white wine (as opposed to snowballs) adds an air of distinction for those searching for a better class of partner.

BE SMART ENJOY THE TART


Kirkland barsoap absolutely reeks

Stupid highly perfumed I was shocked and had to return it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009


For some reason! :catholic:

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik


Took the family to costco just for dinner ama

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Bought 6 pounds of short ribs and a 5 pound chocolate cheesecake for two people. Thanks Costco.

obi_ant
Apr 8, 2005



I purchased a 6 pack of tiramisu in glass containers and theyíre good!

Jingleheimer
Mar 30, 2006


Renegret posted:

Sunday morning in general is surprisingly quiet. This held true for every retail job I've ever had. There's a reason many places open an hour or two later on Sunday than usual.

If you get there early on Sunday it's pretty dead, but once it hits noon it all goes to hell really fast.

This is not at all true for my local Costco. Sunday mornings are nuts as soon as they open the doors. If you're only getting a few things and are quick about it you can beat the rush to the registers, but people flood in there like crazy right at open on the weekends.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

impulse bought this at costco today. its actually quite spicy. super good.



also i got gas, and people have lost their loving minds. a karen tried to literally cut the whole line that was sitting on the side street. didnt go well for her.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

There really is no substitute for a bit of class in a glass just ask any

OLD TART

For instance, they'll tell you drinking white wine (as opposed to snowballs) adds an air of distinction for those searching for a better class of partner.

BE SMART ENJOY THE TART


Chinatown posted:

impulse bought this at costco today. its actually quite spicy. super good.



also i got gas, and people have lost their loving minds. a karen tried to literally cut the whole line that was sitting on the side street. didnt go well for her.

Bitchin
I want deets please
I mean did they honk or did anyone get out of their car or what

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




I gave her the old mature cheddar tickler

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Spinz posted:

Bitchin
I want deets please
I mean did they honk or did anyone get out of their car or what

the was a 60ish woman that literally basically tried to use her car to wedge into the line. like, inches from hitting my car. i got out and yelled at her to have some manners and "do better" and got some support from a few other cars and she backed out and hosed off.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter


Chinatown posted:

impulse bought this at costco today. its actually quite spicy. super good.



also i got gas, and people have lost their loving minds. a karen tried to literally cut the whole line that was sitting on the side street. didnt go well for her.

Oooh I bought that cheese before and I really liked it.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

StormDrain posted:

Oooh I bought that cheese before and I really liked it.

considering its made in England, the heat level is very good. this would be really hot for alot of people over there :D

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter


drat I didn't even notice where it was made. I was upset because I bought it, served it at a dinner party and it sold out right after.

Thwomp
Apr 9, 2003

BA-DUHHH



Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

the was a 60ish woman that literally basically tried to use her car to wedge into the line. like, inches from hitting my car. i got out and yelled at her to have some manners and "do better" and got some support from a few other cars and she backed out and hosed off.

Someone literally entered through the exit only at my Costco gas station. Like, drive up through the pumps to the back then turned around to get in line. Complete insanity.

Jaxts
Apr 29, 2008


The Costco in Aurora CO has the entrance door on the right and the exit on the left. I did not care for it.

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik


lol at the Kirkland product placement in The Boys this week.

Kaddish
Feb 7, 2002


devmd01 posted:

lol at the Kirkland product placement in The Boys this week.

Iíll admit it got me thinking I should get more Kirkland whiskey.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter


Jaxts posted:

The Costco in Aurora CO has the entrance door on the right and the exit on the left. I did not care for it.

An Anti-Costco. Lone Tree is the same, and the Fort Collins one is the same. NOT A FAN! (jk idc, and the one up in Fort Collins is county tax only so it's like getting a 2% discount)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

I prefer my Costco "track" in counterclockwise configuration.

Go fast turn left. :hai:

large hands
Jan 24, 2006


devmd01 posted:

lol at the Kirkland product placement in The Boys this week.

I didn't see that one, it's such a great show that I just laugh at the ridiculous product placement in it

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009


Want a Fresca?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Jaxts posted:

The Costco in Aurora CO has the entrance door on the right and the exit on the left. I did not care for it.

There are two costcos in the reno area and one is one way and one is the other.

It is an abomination in the eyes of Our Lord.

e: one of them also has the carts on the "wrong" side so you have to get your cart and navigate through the constant stream of exiters in order to get to the entrance.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



I think every costco Iíve been in (SoCal and Vegas mostly) are entrance on the right and exit on the left.

amaguri
Mar 27, 2010


Spinz posted:

Kirkland barsoap absolutely reeks

Stupid highly perfumed I was shocked and had to return it

have to agree, except i'm too lazy to return it so i'm just walkin around here smelling like grandma's purse

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

You must bathe in the 18-in-one hemp peppermint soap.

All One! All One! All One!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Chinatown posted:

You must bathe in the 18-in-one hemp peppermint soap.

All One! All One! All One!

I got Dr. Bronners, on your recommendation, and I like it ok but I have some problems. It burns my taint and rear end in a top hat. Not a fan of that.

Also, it's a big bottle and I once dropped it on the shower floor and it perfectly squirted up a stream directly into my right eyeball. I had to drive to the ER where they said I had a chemical burn.

Be careful with that stuff.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




amaguri posted:

have to agree, except i'm too lazy to return it so i'm just walkin around here smelling like grandma's purse

Sexy

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015




Pennywise the Frown posted:

I got Dr. Bronners, on your recommendation, and I like it ok but I have some problems. It burns my taint and rear end in a top hat. Not a fan of that.

Toughen up, buttercup

The lifetime of punishment my taint and rear end in a top hat have seen I could douse them with napalm and not even notice.

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