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JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
I have never had a Costco membership before, because my family didn't when I was growing up, and then I didn't have a car for a long time. But now I have a car, and I live one mile from a Costco, and I have seen the light. Please gentlemen, tell me the Good News, for I wish to join your ranks.

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JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
OK I have purchased a Costco Gold membership! PBUC

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

C. Everett Koop posted:

You'll find Costco's kosher selections to be delightful.

Why do you think I got the Gold membership? As a filthy hebe kike, I couldn't resist the discount!

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
Picked up my Costco membership today and wandered around the store. Bought enough toilet paper to last at least a year. Also scored some of those Kirkland dark chocolate toasted coconut cashews mentioned upthread!

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Gravitee posted:

The checkout people are true professionals who know how to get poo poo done quickly.

I experienced this at my first Costco visit today. One person flipped over most of the items in my cart to expose their barcodes, while another manning the register scanned some more fragile items like strawberries. Then the register person used a scanner gun to hit the entire cart in like 2 seconds. The whole transaction was done in 30. It was magical.

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
I bought a vacuum insulated stainless steel growler at Costco. It kicks rear end and came with two stainless steel pint glasses that are also vacuum insulated!

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
Your son will grow up to be the next Warren Buffet: rich as gently caress, but always frugal!

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
What happens if I don't stop for the receipt checker at the door? I mean, I'm sure it says in my membership agreement that I have to let them check. But what would they physically do about it? They aren't cops, they can't hold me there, and I don't have to tell them who I am. I guess they could take my picture and post it on some wall of undesirables... now, I'm not gonna actually do this because what would be the point, but I'm curious how the employees are told to respond to this.

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
40 bucks? ehh i'll pass

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
kirkland signature milk chocolate almonds

every
drat
day

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
polish > dog

fight me

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
buying the dogs for home is actually better because then you can grill them and get that nice char going :getin:

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
check out what i heard on the radio at the dentist this morning: http://www.9news.com.au/good-news/2017/09/23/17/35/sydney-couple-get-married-at-cosco-in-casula

now THAT'S devotion to the cause. pbuc

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
today was MY GIRLFRIEND's birthday so i brought her two dozen fresh roses from the 'scto, at like $15 they were cheaper than buying direct from the loving farm :discourse:

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

binge crotching posted:

This is a protip, and you don't even need to tell her you got them at Costco

i was on the fence because what woman doesn't appreciate a great deal? but i decided to go with the always-smart option of shutting the gently caress up

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
howdy y'all i have a bay aryan costco trip report re: beer

18:45 i bought a 24 pack of lagunitas brown shugga from costco
18:45 never had this poo poo before, but it's 10% abv
18:46 pretty good
21:13 christ on the cross i am hosed Up off three beers
21:13 need to buy more of this poo poo

god bless costco. pbuc

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
ohh right i forgot, no jokes in gbs

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JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Former DILF posted:

(((jokes)))

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