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I have never had a Costco membership before, because my family didn't when I was growing up, and then I didn't have a car for a long time. But now I have a car, and I live one mile from a Costco, and I have seen the light. Please gentlemen, tell me the Good News, for I wish to join your ranks.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 18:49 |
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OK I have purchased a Costco Gold membership! PBUC
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C. Everett Koop posted:You'll find Costco's kosher selections to be delightful. Why do you think I got the Gold membership? As a filthy hebe kike, I couldn't resist the discount!
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Picked up my Costco membership today and wandered around the store. Bought enough toilet paper to last at least a year. Also scored some of those Kirkland dark chocolate toasted coconut cashews mentioned upthread!
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Gravitee posted:The checkout people are true professionals who know how to get poo poo done quickly. I experienced this at my first Costco visit today. One person flipped over most of the items in my cart to expose their barcodes, while another manning the register scanned some more fragile items like strawberries. Then the register person used a scanner gun to hit the entire cart in like 2 seconds. The whole transaction was done in 30. It was magical.
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I bought a vacuum insulated stainless steel growler at Costco. It kicks rear end and came with two stainless steel pint glasses that are also vacuum insulated!
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Your son will grow up to be the next Warren Buffet: rich as gently caress, but always frugal!
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What happens if I don't stop for the receipt checker at the door? I mean, I'm sure it says in my membership agreement that I have to let them check. But what would they physically do about it? They aren't cops, they can't hold me there, and I don't have to tell them who I am. I guess they could take my picture and post it on some wall of undesirables... now, I'm not gonna actually do this because what would be the point, but I'm curious how the employees are told to respond to this.
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40 bucks? ehh i'll pass
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kirkland signature milk chocolate almonds every drat day
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polish > dog fight me
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buying the dogs for home is actually better because then you can grill them and get that nice char going ![]()
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check out what i heard on the radio at the dentist this morning: http://www.9news.com.au/good-news/2017/09/23/17/35/sydney-couple-get-married-at-cosco-in-casula now THAT'S devotion to the cause. pbuc
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today was MY GIRLFRIEND's birthday so i brought her two dozen fresh roses from the 'scto, at like $15 they were cheaper than buying direct from the loving farm ![]()
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binge crotching posted:This is a protip, and you don't even need to tell her you got them at Costco i was on the fence because what woman doesn't appreciate a great deal? but i decided to go with the always-smart option of shutting the gently caress up
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howdy y'all i have a bay aryan costco trip report re: beer 18:45 i bought a 24 pack of lagunitas brown shugga from costco 18:45 never had this poo poo before, but it's 10% abv 18:46 pretty good 21:13 christ on the cross i am hosed Up off three beers 21:13 need to buy more of this poo poo god bless costco. pbuc
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ohh right i forgot, no jokes in gbs (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2023 18:49 |
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Former DILF posted:(((jokes)))
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