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Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



FCKGW posted:

you ever gently caress a chicken bake?

Chicken bakes appreciate deals


e: i appreciate chicken bakes so it's a pretty good if short relationship

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Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Taima posted:

I love Costco like family, so I'm not trying to disparage them here, but the food court pizza is not good pizza. They don't even use fresh dough per se, it's more like a premade wafer of bread that they put toppings on.

The proposition of Costco pizza is clear:

1) Like all cheap pizza, it's good when hot, and overall it's great value for casual instances like game night or whatever
2) You get 5,000 calories for $10

So basically, it's great for its specific purpose. Where you lose me is your insistence that it's objectively good pizza, because it's obviously not.

Whoa look at mister wrong about pizzaguy

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Well folks its Saturday, time to visit temple

The sea of humanity though

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(




Theres a king sherpa down there too. I have one of the not-sherpaed on one side blankets from last year at home. That will go underneath me, the sherpa atop. Ready for the weekend.


PBUC, for I have plentiful strip steaks for the monthweek.

I was proud to hand over my two hundred and fifty six dollars, and then go straight over and get a dog.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Well now I really want some, and will be upset if I can't find any.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



'sco is unreasonably busy at 11:10am on a Friday


e: if anyone was wondering, it's because of old people. Old people who stand in the middle of isles and walk real slow.

Hypnolobster fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Dec 1, 2017

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



King sized blankets are good because they are square rather than rectangular. There is no wrong way to get under a king size blanket.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



I've seen the light and purchased the st louis spare ribs rather than the cheapbird. Holy moley. PBUC

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



TheReverend posted:

I'm moving to North Metro Atlanta and I'm thinking of getting a Costco membership.

Worth it for just a goon and his wife?
( Aside from the dogs and free refills)?

Single nearly 30 male here, Costco membership still worth it. I also get the big-boy executive membership and it pays for the cost difference (and a little more) every year.

e: I'm trying real hard to not do the math on how much money I spend at the co to get $60-80 back every year..

Hypnolobster fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Dec 17, 2017

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



FormatAmerica posted:

:what:

pressboard/particle board is way, way lighter than most types of solid wood.
Uh, nope.
Particle board is about 55 lbs per cubic foot. Hardwoods average 45 lbs, softwoods average around 28 lbs. Basically all lumberyard-available wood is lighter than MDF or particle board. Inexpensive softwood plywood is somewhere around 30.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



I have partaken upon the 'co today. Kirkland smoked pulled pork, two (2) packs of choice strip steak, various and sundry other items and 8 gallons of the most premium fuel available.

PBUC


e: oh and stuff to wipe my butt with.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



tangy yet delightful posted:

Anyone buying anything but select a size is a heathen and probably also doesn't buy tissues with lotion.

Sometimes I tear off a couple paper towels and throw them away.



Just for the thrill.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



"whoa, lots of new posts in the Costco thread"







Oh it's just like 9 pages of milkchat.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Coredump posted:

Man oh man I wish Costco would do a three meat pizza.

Put a dog on it.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Also Ohio. No Costco liquor for me.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Fish are gross. Leave those things in the ocean with all the other gross stuff.


e:unless you're into worms, that's cool too.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Everyone is talking about rebates. Is this the Costco Citi card or the executive membership rebate?

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Snowmankilla posted:

Wtf is BFC? And why the hell are we arguing about it instead of bragging about dope poo poo from the co?

Corporate nerds min maxing credit cards in one of the spergier sections of these Awful forums.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Sacramentted just now. Dog, drink + refill and a potentially unwise slice.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



$3.49 never felt so good.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



My Costco has low-key pepperoni sausage slices most of the time. It's not on the board but they have one ready to rock.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Meydey posted:

even the $1.50 dogs get old after 14 years.
I choose to not believe this.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



The Costco feelgoods are high in here right now.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



ArbitraryC posted:

yeah why not just get food before the shop rather than chillin for half an hour with all your cold poo poo at room temp

You just cram it in while sitting in the parking lot.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Also buy the Costco brand grocery cooler bags. They own.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



The chicken salad is crazy legit. Impossible to eat all the lettuce because it's enormous, but great.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Mo_Steel posted:

Is there a decent way to cook these without a grill? I like a good burger but I have not had much luck broiling them in the past; they become very inferior steamed hams, and the George Foreman grills become a mess of grease. :(

Don't you ever put anything in a George Foreman grill. Put the George Foreman grill in the garbage where it belongs. Put burgers in a really hot pan and then consume as soon as possible.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



ArbitraryC posted:

why is no lard a selling point

It's only a selling point for lovely white people.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



GORDON posted:

I'm trying to imagine a woman showing off that ring to her friends and bragging, "He got it at Costco!"

Obviously haven't found the right woman.




e: related, got a cool $127 on my executive membership refund/cashback/whatever. Gonna go spend it on Costco things at Costco.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



I've returned clothes plenty of times because there are obviously no changing rooms. Occasionally there's bad/moldy/etc food particularly organic stuff. I returned wrong-size windshield wipers a few times.



Whew I feel better, that's like confession. PBUC.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



I suppose I should say 5 PBUC's and eat a dog + refill or something.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



the soda is regular size, and the refill singular rather than plural.




get it right, liberal media

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Just opened the second box of Costco garbage bags I've had since I moved into this apartment 3 years ago. I look forward to buying another box next year some time.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1cqDQSOrZM

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



The Feit shop lights are $20 right now. I seriously doubt that's going to last long

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Don't you dare buy preformed burger patties. What's wrong with you people.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



ElGroucho posted:

My dudes, I need to buy some heavy duty garage shelving, how is that Costco build I'm always seeing?

The heavy duty ones are crazy good. Haven't used the lighter duty ones, but it's Costco so,

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



GORDON posted:

What's the deal with the Cutco salesman giving me a hard sell on a set of knives priced at $1150?

Cutco knives are Real Bad.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



$224 in Costco goods, a cheese slice just to experience the cheeseness and 9.6 gallons of the very best 93 octane.


pbuc

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Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

The Australian Costco food court menu:



Whoa hold the phone whats this mexican beef bake. I need that.

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