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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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FizFashizzle posted:

ive been told costco is....good?!?

Where else can I spend over $500 on random crap, but insist that the hot dog stay at $1.50 so that I can save money?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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You can buy these at Costco?

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therobit posted:

Drinking carbonated beverages of any sort is bad for your teeth and bones.

So is eating 17 of their hot dogs in one sitting but this is MURICA dammit!

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Chinatown posted:

its been in my parents collection for literally decades. It's like an acrylic handle thats like a burnt piece of wood or something. idk. :shrug:

Ah, an heirloom penis fork. One day, youíll be able to look your son or daughter in the eye and perform the passing of the penis fork.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Renegret posted:

Can I buy a six pack at Costco?

They only have Kirkland Dick Forks there.

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Chinatown posted:

Give me a blanket so big that it takes me hours to find my way out from under it.

Ah, the Yo Momma So Fat size.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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Big Data posted:

You might have bigger problems in life if you need 5 gallons of mayonaise.

Donít kink shame.

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ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Pro-tip; spray directly onto rear end in a top hat and all your farts for the rest of the day will be lemony-fresh

Just put one of those Febreeze car fresheners directly into your rear end for 30 days of freshness instead of one.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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My cat seems to think our Costco Lovesac is his personal bed.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Gatts posted:

Costco Is Selling a 27-Pound Bucket of Macaroni and Cheese https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a25836526/costco-chefs-banquet-27-pound-bucket-macaroni-and-cheese/ via @BestProducts

PBUC InshAllah

Finally we can eat 27 loving lbs of MAC and Cheese in a sitting. Goddamn.

I like Mac N Cheese but hell is eating 27 pounds of it in one sitting.

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Nov 26, 2007

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You can also get hearing aids at costco for when you need those too.

Iím assuming you can get bulk Viagra too.

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Nov 26, 2007

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fart store posted:

Hey pal I got a sample for ya
*Glares at u*
*Grabs crotch and shakes it really hard for several seconds*

I see theyíre trying to push Little Smokies again.

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Nov 26, 2007

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Maybe cover the whole thing in chili just to be sure.

And then dipped in AÁaŪ.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Looking for shelving today, it appears that the Baton Rouge Costco got rid of all the shelving, and stocked up half a warehouse full of furniture.

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DELETE CASCADE posted:

i don't get my tires at costco but i do take my car there when the air pressure is low. they have a bigass compressor and the guy will just hook up the hose and do it for you and off you go. don't think you need to be a costco member even

Costco sells a small well-built compressor for $29.99 that hooks to your cigarette lighter and works beautifully. Bought one for me and one for the wife and we have them (along with one of those lithium battery starters) stored in our vehicles at all times. Itís already saved our butts a couple of times and weíve been able to help others too.

I actually prefer using it to my pancake compressor in my garage.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Hypnolobster posted:

The little orange one? That is a surprisingly great pump. Comparable to the way more expensive Viair brand 12v inflators.

Yes, thatís the one made by Bon-Aire, I believe. But yeah, itís easily worth the 30 bucks.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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Anyone have one of those Cosco hand trucks/dollies and can vouch for how well they work? They're on sale for 80 bucks and it seems like it's pretty nice.

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Nov 26, 2007

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moolchaba posted:




I have performed the deed that was required of me.



Let it be known that with a contrite heart I have achieved the impossible.



WHAT MORE CAN I DO, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!???



PBUC

Epic Meal Time Costco Edition

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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tacosupreme posted:

I've used a folding cosco cart 5 days a week delivering stuff for the past three years. The two movable wheels are made out of plastic, they wear out and the bearings fail after about 6 months of heavy use but you can replace them with a trip to Lowe's hardware store and like $20.

Great cart, especially if it needs to fit in your sedan or something.

Good to know, thanks!

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priznat posted:

Just pouch a dog and then snack on it at your leisure while waiting for the primo samples.

Also have there ever been a substance discovered that is hotter than the costco chicken strips fresh from the counter? My head almost caught fire once when I bit into one.

Chicken Strips? The only chicken mine has are the cold pieces in the chicken Caesar salad.

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Easiest trick if you have to bring your kids and nephew to Costco is to call ahead, get a pepperoni pizza to go, and let them go to town when you get there.

Mine prefer the food court version to the take and bake version, but letting them share a large $10 pizza lessens the cries for samples and is a hell of a lot cheaper than Mickey Ds.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Hypnolobster posted:

it is for 1 (one) refill, sir

The hell you say

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Nov 26, 2007

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priznat posted:

Just stick your lips right on the fountain drink dispenser and have at `er

Hopefully he wonít be pissed.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Went in for two things, left with a cartful of stuff and $400+ poorer.

drat you Costco, you evil temptress :argh:

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Nov 26, 2007

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Buy your wife bitcoin. Show her that youíre in it for the long SELL SELL SELL DAMMIT SELL

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UltraRed posted:

Buy your wife $48 worth of Costco Hot Dogs and then pour the drinks into the bathtub for a nice caffeinated romantic bath... + dogs!

If sheís got all those hot dogs, she wonít need you.

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Bummey posted:

my only problem with the chicken bake is that it's half empty. they need to put at least twice as much filling in it so you don't bite through empty crust halfway down.

Go buy a rotisserie chicken and stuff the whole drat thing in there.

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Gatts posted:

What if you drink the chicken bake? Like cut an end open, stick a straw in it, and go?

Only if you use a churro as a straw.

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Flaggy posted:

Oh yeah?



Whatís wrong with this? They have a waste receptacle right there!

Let he who has not poo poo in a Costco throw the first turd.

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Homeless Friend posted:

get a 30 buck bidet and buy cheap stuff is the correct answer

I want to try this, but I donít want to use just cold water. And thereís no electrical receptacle near my toilet for heated water. Costco, hear my rear endís plight.

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FilthyImp posted:

Extension cord? I bought a braided fabric cord that looks home-y and just ran it along the backsplash from the socket at the medicine cabinet.

It's functional and didnt require an electrician. Plus it has a USB charger for phones and poo poo.

Thanks, but extension cords and water wouldnít seem to mix well, at least for me. Maybe if it was in a GFCI outlet, but still.

I see Costco has a non electric one on sale for $40. I may give that one a shot, but I still am considering having an electrician install a GFCI outlet near the toilet.

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MarcusSA posted:

Oh no! Not this again!!!

Buy whatever tastes good to you.

Be sure to chug directly from the bottle when doing your taste tests.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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Yesterday I ate there and got gas.

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priznat posted:

Costco working on drone delivery that can shoot a dawg directly into your mouth from 500m altitude

This is how Skynet will feed us.

Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

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The dogs should use the urinals like everyone else.

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Nov 26, 2007

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Well yeah, thatís Lil Sebastian.

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Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I

Its ok...

I got the 30 cans of Pringles box and Lukes Organic Cheddar Lightning Bolts and white cheddar popcorn

Where is this 30 cans of Pringles box?

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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

TBPH I often wonder about what I could get at Sam's that I can't get at Costco...

Izod Underwear, Pilgrim Pride chicken strips, app checkout.

I did a groupon for Samís a couple of years ago and stocked up on the first two. I still have a package of unopened underwear just ready to go. No more chicken strips though and the Costco Panko ones are meh.

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Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Are you a sasquatch or a russian ballet dancer?

Why not both?

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