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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

The hotdog is $6 a pound. You could get 4 of those bad boys for 6 bones. Plus you get to use the onion twisty grinder thing. That's worth it just by itself.

This sage speaks wisdom beyond his years. 1/4 lb!!! All Beef Hot Dog and a fountain drink for only $1.50!!!!!!!!!

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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It blows my mind that there is actually a store behind the Costco Hot Dog stand that you don't need a membership to purchase from. poo poo, I'd pay a $1.50 to spin that onion dispenser into the trash for a minute or two.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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a hole-y ghost posted:

only some locations have the hot dog stand outside

No. You can get hot dogs at any location without a membership.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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a hole-y ghost posted:

yeah but you need a membership to get in or else the feeble old man at the door might say something.

Go in through the exit, say you are getting a hot dog. It's not crazy dude.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Or the entrance and do the same thing. drat, that's some crazy poo poo.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

No, this depends on local laws

Personally, the idea of filthy outsiders getting to purchase a fine hot dog sickens me.

I feel bad for you and whatever hell you live in.

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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That sure is one BIG dog!

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BaconCopter posted:

I feel bad for you and whatever hell you live in.

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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a hole-y ghost posted:

I feel bad for you who will never experience the joy of the crowded indoor costco food court where an old chinese man dozes off and leans on your shoulder while you eat your wiener

whattyameanbuddy? :shrug:

With my $0 membership fee (I don't have a membership, remember???) I can spend as long as I want lambasting in the glorious depravity known as the Costco Food Court.

EDIT: It's for the hot dogs dummy.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Our Costco is near a movie theater so if you really want to be a cheapo scumbag you can stop in to the food court on your way, purchase a few 25 bottles of water, and smuggle them in. No membership required.

Sure, but if you are a god-tier Wokescumlord you buy a couple of those mana-dogs and loudly snarf 'em down while you cackle at the trash you paid $20 bucks to watch.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Tiny Lowtax posted:

My Costco has the calorie count next to the food items so I never get anything because it would make me feel like garbage

Hey Nana,

I just wanna let you know that calories don't necessarily equate to feeling poor. That is unless you have some odd psychosomatic thing where inhaling ubercalories from GodDogs makes you feel dumpsterish.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

i used to work at the costco cell phone place and i ate 1/4 lbs dogs every dang day

You got the job and exclaimed, "I can buy 5 dogs an hour! Gollee!!!"

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Meydey posted:

For those heathens without a membership, just go the main door and say you are heading to the Pharmacy. Then proceed to wander around the store scarfing samples like a normal Costco shopper. Can't check out though.
You do not need a membership to use the Pharmacy.

Or the hot dog emporium!!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Costco is really good to their customers.

I get ~$400 back a year in total with the credit card and store rebate checks.

For the average goon who isn't so mathematically savvy, that's almost 267 $1.50 1/4 lb PLUS ALL BEEF hot dog and a fountain drink!!! Before evil big gov taxes your bones dry!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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binge crotching posted:

Here you go, this is the good poo poo.



180 yen for that dog must be a gigabargain in Japan, as long as my impression of most serving sizes being smaller and more expensive holds true.

Luckily 180 is like $1.60 so that's not very different from the saintly number $1.50.

WAIT A GATDANGSECONDHER that dog is 100% pork!!!!!!!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Make you wonder how many hot dog emporiums they have in that biggun?!?!?!!!!!!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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LOOK RIGHT HERE BUDDY. I don't know where the gently caress you are coming from. IT WAS A SIMPLE QUESTION. HOW MANY DOGS?

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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maniacripper posted:

Don't forget those super nice 19.99 costco work slacks, nice spring loaded fastener on the front of the pants so I can be oblivious to the inches I'm gaining shoving 1.50 hot dogs down my gullet.

This dude right here knows exactly what the gently caress is going on.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Thinking bout a drive to Costco purely for a huge honking hottie, and I think it's gonna rule.

The thread needs to know if you actually snagged that hottie.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Yo pops you ain't thinkin' of it correctly. I said it before, I'll say it again, it's a gat daNGED BUCK FIDDY. Dogs for days bud. Ain't gotta think about nothin! I got 4 the other day and slammed em down in the hot dog emporium food court seating area while blasting some classic Bruce Springsteen from my phone; Nana was not impressed.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Citizen Tayne posted:

My wife and I biked past a costco today. I suggested having lunch there at the food court and she said, "We should go to Red Robin, we can do better than the Costco Food Court."

I'm single now.

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Prude posted:

i feel like i've let someone down

You have let a whole gently caress load of people down. Including me & Whatley-san~. Get that drat dog a home.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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KakerMix posted:

Bought a motherfuckin' TREE at Costco my bros, 12 ft Fishtail palm for $60 goddam dollars. That's easily half the price if not more anywhere else.



And you know I filled up on fuel too.

gently caress that van is awesome/could hold a lot of $1.50 1/4+ ALL BEEF hotdogs and fountain drinks.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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But Milwuakee's Best is swill :shrug:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Fellis posted:

(like im not there everyday for that $1.50 dog lol)

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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One dollar

Fifty Cents

QUARTER POUND PLUS

All Beef, inside and out

HOT DOG

w/ a fountain drink

IN MY MOUTH

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Thinkin' about getting that membership...

and a dog :moonrio:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Just wanted to say that Ikea food is worlds better than Costco food.

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Seriously, get the gently caress out of here.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Scornful Sexbot posted:

Planning a totally tubular trip to Costco Thursday to prep for a 9 person camping trip next weekend. You bet your balls I'll be getting packaged hot dogs AND a freshly made dog.

1 Pack o Dogs and 1 hot one for the road. This poster knows what the hell is up!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I don't know when it actually goes up. I just got the letter in the mail. I'm pleased to give them an extra $5.

I have almost no food in my house so I might actually swing by there today and get some frozen stuff and either a dog or sausage. I never checked if they had brats or not but I would hope they would have that being here in the land of the beer brat. It's been a while since I've been inside. I need kleenex too. It's been a good six months since I bought some.

Your local 'stco should have both 1/4+++ ALL BEEF dogs and the enigmatic Costco brat due to being stricken with living in Wisconsin. A cataloged comparison is certainly in order!!!!!!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Holy moley they exist!!! It seems you're suffering from severe dogless regret. I recommend going back and getting a quarter pound+.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Listen here troglodytes, can we please go ONE FREAKIN' PAGE without talking about got drat Ikear?

No one cares about your meatball fetish, unless they are Costco meatballs. If that's the case by all means elaborate to your hearts content.

In case you missed the title, this is a thread dedicated to Costco, not your North Korean child factory outlet.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Peachfart posted:

Nice. Though now I have an impossible choice: dog or burger?

Both. Duh.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Teikanmi posted:

so 150 calories for the Kings Hawaiian bun and 300-ish for the patty once a lot of the the fat has cooked off

40 for cheese, 40 for sauce and we're still missing like 600 calories

That container of sauce in the background looks mighty caloric!

It's probably 600 cals worth of Thousand Island.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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DrEaMiN' bOuT tHeM DOGS

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Ask for a dog as dressing instead of the dumb sauce.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Gorman Thomas posted:

The problem with that burg is that it isn't 1.50 for a 100% all beef dog with a 20 oz soda


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Please don't back down on the Doggin my good man! We are all in agreement on that!


One hundred and fifty cents (+tax), one fountain soda, a single whole quarter plus pound dog ALL FOR YOURSELF. UNLIMITED onions, UNLIMITED other poo poo. Sure that burg may look good, but how can you compare the value? :shrug:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

I was worried about it being a Saturday and the parking lot was packed but it wasn't too bad. Got some storage shelves, protein shakes, some other stuff, and some brisket I'm going to use to make beef jerky.

We got 2 dogs and my mom loved it. I didn't even say anything and she just had deli mustard on it. No ketchup. :allears:

Obviously good taste in dogs is genetic! You heard it here, the GBS Costco heaven, first!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Also I saw the Costco poke in my store on the west coast. Looked good but didn't buy any

How much was it? Obviously I'm asking because I want to know the dog:poke ratio.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Pennywise the Frown posted:

Dehydrated, pure concentrated Costco.



Hot DOG that's some fine lookin' jerky.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Get it?! 1.25 pound all beef hot dogs, ya dumbo. DUH

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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Already missin dogs'n'refills, honest prices and good people.

I saw something VERY rude and vile in my trip yesterday, bear witness:



Truly an appalling thing when someone desecrates such a holy place.

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