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A Pack of Kobolds posted:You eat the dog before you shop. Get right with Costco, PBUC. Wait, you can go eat the dog before shopping? Do you just walk in the out door or through an empty register or? I feel like someone just told me I've been brushing my teeth backwards or something, gently caress.
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Guess I know where I'm stopping this afternoon then. ![]()
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Gonna need gas tomorrow, but paper plates don't go on sale until the 3rd. Costco two days in a row? ![]()
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I went today and got gas, the dog before shopping as people recommended, and some needed clothing. If anyone is on the fence and considering that Groupon deal, do it; I want to get a second ID to get that deal goddamn.
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I'm thinking bout them dogs, gonna get one tomorrow when I get gas. Maybe I'll bring a pizza home too, wish they had sausage. ![]()
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Meydey posted:You can ask for a pep/sausage pizza. ![]()
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Olanphonia posted:You could call ahead and check. Bonus is that it'll be done at whatever time you specify. Most definitely. Meydey posted:Its not advertised but I have asked at 3 different warehouses and no issues. The combo pizza has sausage so just have them put that on the pep. Might work with veggies also, but thats not how I roll with pizza. Yeah I wouldn't argue over it, great to know though. Gas tank nearly E, getting that dog this afternoon. Maybe some shirts too.
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Status report: The Co still great, people who don't put their cart in the corral should be fired into the sun. You get gas, a dog, a full cart of deals but can't put your cart back 25 feet away? Think of the good cart wranglers. ![]()
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Navin Johnson posted:I have to wrangle carts at my lovely job sometimes. You are a saint sir. I love you. ![]() Also I'm thinking about the dog again. What if Costco offered hot corn dogs too?
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The dogs are being thought about. Anyone buy eyeglasses from the Co before? Could use a pair or two and looking for a decent price.
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FilthyImp posted:And this. . . Is to go. . . BEYOND EXECUTIVE Five Guys rules and if they are going in Costco's I may never eat anywhere else.
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The new gospel of deals started today. I believe I will make the pilgrimage tomorrow; I didn't even come close to my fast food budget last month because I focused on getting dogs instead.
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Croatoan posted:Costco also sells Kirkland brand tortilla chips which are really thick and delicious. Can confirm, big rear end bag of good chips.
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you god drat right i got some LED bulbs last time i was there, 6 pack for less than ![]()
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Another joins the flock, wiser for it. ![]()
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A jury of my peers must, by definition, contain only CostCo members your Honor. Non members are not peers but strangers awaiting conversion.
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FilthyImp posted:Out of curiosity what do the unwashed Sam's Folken look forward to? Forgive them, they know not what they do.
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I am officially thinking about those dogs. I verified it with a public notary.
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Trastion posted:Never thought to look for those. How big of bulk though? When I buy them at Meijer it is $8 for 2 beans in a little cigar tube. I don't think I want to know what a jar of 1,000 would cost me. Maybe it's like their Auto Program?
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Been thinking about that Dog all week. It gnaws at me, deafening. The Telltale Dog. I must go get it now.
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I got the dog; the maddening whispers are gone... for now. Also saw they have Christmas trees up already.
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unpleasantly turgid posted:I went for a Costco run today not knowing you need a membership, and I'm too poor to afford it Give it time and save for it if you can. Depending on what and how much you drive the gas savings alone might recoup the value of the membership over a year, making renewal hopefully easier.
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Gonna get the Dog and some deals today I think. Saw Christmas trees last time I was there a couple weeks back.
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Anyone ever buy an office chair from the Co? The floor mat I got there was good, wondering what their chair selection is like in terms of quality.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:700 pizzas ![]()
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Mons Hubris posted:I didn’t get next month’s deals in the mail and they haven’t loaded in the app yet. I can’t catch my breath, help me Hang in there friend, only a few more hours until the 23rd. I assume their site will show upcoming deals then. I'm hoping the 'Co will have some deals on kitchenware and bath sets myself.
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slave to my cravings posted:Went to a different Costco today and got another queen and king Sherpa (we have three total now). Also got a new shark vacuum 30$ off, a new outdoor LED porch light for 8$ and a bunch of laundry detergent. This Costco had chili at the food court so I got that and a dog and made a chili dog. Costco is always coming up with new ways to surprise me. PBUC. Let me know how that shark vacuum is, i'm in the market for a new vacuum and that looks pretty nice.
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I have dogs in mind Soon one will be in my gut A good Wednesday -Costco Haikus
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GI_Clutch posted:Last week I went to get a chicken too close to closing. Today I go early and they have a sign "NO CHICKEN AVAILABLE DUE TO DELIVERY ISSUES". These trials test us, but we shall not waver. Our resolution will only be bolstered in overcoming them!
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The Slack Lagoon posted:I made a mistake.... I also went. Though the lot was full, I made the choice to go for the food court first, at 10 am, with no line. Wisdom.
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smoobles posted:The only problem with Glorious Costco is the lines are sometimes too long. Think instead of how glorious it is that so many know the Co. If it were empty we would have naught.
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ArbitraryC posted:I buy 5 dozen crates of eggs and eat them myself. Are you roughly the size of a barge, Gaston?
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Phylodox posted:Stopped by Costco today and it was bananas (B-A-N-A-N-A-S). Thirty minutes before opening there was a line up out into the parking lot. As soon as they opened, I scooted over to the food counter. I had skipped breakfast, I’ve been fighting a nasty chest cold all week, and they had all of the dressings, so I decided to go for the ultra rare double dog today. The energy from those dogs helped me get through the crowds, get everything I needed, and drive home through stupid traffic just in time to put my groceries away and collapse with exhaustion. PBUC Same at the one I visited. My guess is folks stocking up for New Year's Eve parties, the place was packed.
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Good Dog posted:I will redeem myself by bringing all the carts back to their home. You are a beautiful person. ![]()
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All faith's need an Inquisitor to clean up once in a while, lest the bad taint the good. I am considering a dog presently even though I just ate lunch. ![]()
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I can almost taste the dogs... Soon...
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Costco stock is rising as Sam’s Club just closed dozens, possibly hundreds, of stores with zero notice. Welcome to this place I'll show you all the deals With arms wide open
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Infidel Castro posted:I wish my funeral to be at Costco. Mourners will roll my casket through the store and throw free samples into it. Finally, it will stop at the food court for one last $1.50 dog before hauling my dead rear end to the cemetery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084 My very dear Costco: The indications are very strong that I shall try to eat 3 Dogs again — perhaps tomorrow. Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when I shall be no more … I have no misgivings about, or lack of confidence in the cause in which I am engaged, and my courage does not halt or falter. I know how strongly the Executive Membership now leans on the triumph of the free refill and how great a debt we owe to those who went before us through the blood and sufferings of "Sam's Club". And I am willing — perfectly willing — to lay down all my joys in this life, to buy 3 Dogs and eat them, and to pay that debt … Costco my love for you is deathless, it seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but Omnipotence could break; and yet my love of deals comes over me like a strong wind and bears me unresistibly on with all these chains to the food court. The memories of the blissful moments I have spent with you come creeping over me, and I feel most gratified to God and to you that I have enjoyed them for so long. And hard it is for me to give them up and burn to ashes the hopes of future years, when, God willing, we might still have lived and loved together, and seen our sons grown up to Executive Membership, around us. I have, I know, but few and small claims upon Divine Providence, but something whispers to me — perhaps it is the wafted prayer of PBUC, that I shall return to my loved ones unharmed. If I do not my dear Costco, never forget how much I love you, and when my last breath escapes me in the food court, it will whisper your name. Forgive my many faults and the many pains I have caused you. How thoughtless and foolish I have often times been! How gladly would I wash out with my tears every little spot upon your happiness … But, O Costco! If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the busiest days and in the quietest nights … always, always, and if there be a soft breeze upon your doors, it shall be my breath, as the cool air fans your take and bake pizzas, it shall be my spirit passing by. Costco do not mourn me dead; think I am gone and wait for thee, for we shall meet again … ---- Sullivan Ballou died a week later at the Costco food court, his belly full, July 21, 2061.
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Thinking bout them dogs today.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2025 07:01 |
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stealie72 posted:Those of you who have used optical: I get $x towards contacts with my vision insurance (which the doctor at my Costco doesn't take). Will Costco optical deal with insurance for me if I buy contacts through them, or do I have to deal with reimbursement myself? I recently went there for glasses and they took my insurance info, but the glasses were too low in price to be covered. No idea about contacts but I imagine they'd at least give it a shot.
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