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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Floridians rushing into Costco to get their last minute dog and pop before the hurricane arrives.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2019 01:21

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 09:17

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Has anyone tried to return a Coffin?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 03:38

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Renegret posted:

One time I got a churro from Costco and they forgot to put the cinnamon sugar on top.

That was sure as hell not blessed I'll tell you what

I got a churro from another place and they put salt on it. It was aah, pretty foul.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 03:42

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Should I eat the Costco desk cookie?

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 09:56

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I didn't eat it.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 11:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

How much was the chocolate Pentagon?

# ¿ Sep 8, 2019 03:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I�m at the Canberra Costco, waiting for the only cheap fuel in the city.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 03:49

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Prokhor Zakharov posted:

My boyfriend is getting surgery next week and I asked him what favorite foods he wanted me to cook him during recovery.

He said Costco hotdogs and steaks lmao

Congratulations on finding your dream man.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 10:05

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For all you Australian Costco'ers.

# ¿ Sep 22, 2019 05:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I have a 2013 Honda Fit. I love it.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 01:08

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

has anyone got a honda fit with the refresh mode?

# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 03:47

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I bought some socks from costco and they were more like foot condoms than socks. Could feel my shoes rubbing against my feet. Unimpressed.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2019 05:13

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JK Fresco posted:

What brand?

Personally I hate socks thst are way too thick and make your shoes not fjt

Puma

# ¿ Oct 20, 2019 08:45

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SirPablo posted:

No Costco, pull up!

https://twitter.com/AZGOP/status/1191456361063817217?s=19

# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 11:59

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

What would you buy at costco in the year 3000?

# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 01:08

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Involuntary Sparkle posted:

Welp, it happened anyway:

https://twitter.com/azfamily/status/1194017552592076800

That's actually the queue for the food court.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 02:34

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Does Costco do black friday?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 00:55

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david_a posted:

Ok, I�ll bite. What is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzpWNcxsYAA

It's a bottle of Brandy

# ¿ Nov 26, 2019 13:56

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

BJs is short for Blow Jobs.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2019 05:43

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I�m so drunk

Need to renew my Costco membership soon. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Bless you all

# ¿ Dec 25, 2019 11:32

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https://www.facebook.com/LVNinja/videos/373557310079806/

# ¿ Jan 10, 2020 09:26

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Has anyone ever bought one of the really big teddybears?

# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 03:45

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# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 08:55

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schreibs posted:

My 7 year old UPS died so I ordered one from Costco....they sent me a package of cookies instead. I had to explain to the poor lady on the phone that a piece of technology is not equal to cookies. Sigh. At least they said since its a food item I wont have to send it back like the last time the screwed up....in November.

are you complaining about free cookies?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 05:14

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I'd get a costco vaccine.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 23:47

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Cartoon Man posted:

Does the Kirkland Signature Vaccine come with a free hotdog/soda plus free refill combo?

You can get it with no boba or extra boba.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2021 23:53

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Costco fleshlights.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2021 12:21

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# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 03:40

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jeeves posted:

Holy poo poo where is this?

...Actually never mind I'd probably better not tell my boba-loving girlfriend.

Australia

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 09:44

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Alan Smithee posted:

no boba

# ¿ Mar 13, 2021 12:42

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But I know they dont want me in the drat club
They even made me show ID
To get inside a Sam's Club

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 23:20

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q0vk_fKDEo

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 06:23

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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1387182309787541507

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 13:42

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quote:

I have a grandpa story for you. My grandfather grew up in a big family in Alabama, but became a self-made man in Southern California due to the wonders of self-storage and cheap property during the 70�s and 80s. He lived in a big house in the foot hills of San Diego, in a very rural neck of the woods. About an hour�s drive away from where I grew up. I�d spend a weekend at his place sometimes, or we�d celebrate Christmas there or have a family dinner. When I got older, his idea of spending quality time with me was taking me along with him on random errands in town.

One day, when I was 13, he took me with him to Costco to pick up a fancy couch he had ordered. He designated it a napping couch, and it was a 15-foot long, five-foot deep, golden leather monstrosity. While waiting for the Costco folks to load up the couch, we got the customary Costco hotdog and a soda, and waited outside in the Southern California heat.

This is when my grandfather decided it was time to teach me to ogle women. �You see that mom and daughter over there?� he asked, looking me in the eyes. I had noticed them, the mom was wearing a low cut black summer dress. The daughter was around my age, but the mom was a bit young for my grandfather.

�Watch my eyes.�

I watched as he looked right without moving his head, and moved his eyes up and down, scanning the mom.

�Now, you do the same.�

�I can�t do that, Grandpa.�

�Why not? Don�t you have the eye coordination? Here, let me demonstrate again.�

�I can�t look at the girls like that Grandpa.�

�What? Why? Don�t you want to go over and talk to them?�

�Nope. I know the mom, she�s my high school guidance counselor. I just met with her a week ago, so she�d remember me. And she�d be sure to notice me looking at her and her daughter.�

He went beet red, and thanked me from saving him from making a fool out of himself, and we collected his oversized couch. The leather proved too slippery for him to properly nap on, so he had to return it and get another couch he wouldn�t slide off, mid-nap.

https://defector.com/can-i-take-a-poo poo-at-an-open-house/

# ¿ Jun 9, 2021 02:57

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Last time I went to Costco they had onions and all the sauces for the hotdogs. And the tables in the food court, is it not like this in America?

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 02:22

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MarcusSA posted:

Was this sometime in 2019?

A couple weeks ago.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 02:49

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This thread right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuH91bQXDuE

# ¿ Jun 30, 2021 09:33

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I was thinking "where are people getting all these milk crates?"

Then I remembered.

Costco.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 13:14

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Ok, what's the deal with the giant teddy bears?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 08:19

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 09:17

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my loving desk finally collapsed, i'm going to have to go down to costco tomorrow and buy whatever gamer themed monstrosity they have in stock. Hopefully there won't be too many LEDs on it.

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 09:52

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