Costco: goddamnit i just dropped $300 on meat

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poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

No Premier Protein shakes here.

Hate to stop this in the Stco thread, but order OptimumNutitiom premium whey protein powder from amazon

# ¿ Aug 26, 2017 21:15

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 08:24

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

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I'm sorry for doubting you

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 05:29

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

money back on every purchase.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 01:31

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Teikanmi posted:

# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 21:22

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Is there a goon-approved list of natural disaster/hurricane 'Stco prep purchases?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 23:41

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Chinatown posted:

Yeah but what am I supposed to eat if the power is out for more than one day?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 04:52

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VALi82vwDow

This guy is awesome.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 03:27

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Some Akira-looking dude racing through the neon streets on late night Tokyo to the synth funk tunes that accompany the squealing tires eating a hot dog wrapped in a Sherpa throw

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 02:51

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

In these crazy times, it's very comforting to have a rock like Costco to be able to rely on.

# ¿ Nov 13, 2017 06:56

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Heathens have overrun the temple. The parking lot is 100% full and there are scores of cars circling. The interior is a madhouse.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 19:40

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Bucnasti posted:

Braved the pre-holiday Costco, place was packed but I managed to get a parking spot in the very back.
Among other things I picked up some dog food (my dog goes crazy for the costco canned dog food) and some canned pineapple.
Checking out they're double teaming the registers to handle the crowds, one clerk reads the items in my cart while the other scans them.
"Two dog food and two pineapples" she says, the guy scans the two dog food cases and then scans pineapples from a card on the wall, the register says "Golden pine 2.99"
I realized they rang me up for two fresh pineapples instead of two cases of canned pineapple... If I was a dirty heathen shopping at a Walton establishment I might have kept quiet and pocketed the 12 bucks. But no, you don't steal from the collection plate, I pointed it out to the clerk, he corrected it, thanked me and I was on my way. Costco Karma earned I rewarded myself with a most sacred berry smoothie to go with my quarter pound all beef dog.

PBUC

You were tested, and stayed true to the path. The next $1.50 hot dog and drink I have will be dedicated to you (but the free refill! will be all for me).

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 00:40

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Suzuran posted:

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/20/krytzer-sold-navajo-blanket-thought-to-be-worthless-for-1-point-5-million.html

Now that he's struck it rich, this lucky guy can eat $1.50 hot dogs EVERY day.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 15:53

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

I need a desk chair, is the Costco Herman Miller knockoff a blessing or a false idol?

If you want to see God, sit in the High Back Leather Executive from �Tco

# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 19:57

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Yeah, can you bring me a slice of pep covered with hand crank onions tia

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 18:02

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

A (free refill) descends from the sky

# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 17:30

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Phylodox posted:

Just LOL if you�re not eating five dozen eggs every morning.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 17:46

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Verging dangerously close to heresy against C*stco itt

# ¿ Dec 21, 2017 23:54

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

what if it came with FREE refill?

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 22:37

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

curlys gold posted:

gently caress hot dogs

# ¿ Jan 20, 2018 18:15

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Discount Tire/Americas Tire on the west coast, Town Faire Tirea on the east

# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 21:00

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Taima posted:

If anyone's Costco stocks the 3 pack of Craigellachie 13, Aberfeldy 12, and Dewar 12, they reduced it in price and put a huge $30 coupon on it.

It's now $69.99 for the 3 bottles, and they come in a humidor if you care. But it's about half price for the set overall. A total bargain.

I couldn't find this yesterday. Is it behind glass? Where in the store?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 17:12

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

used to work for lady gaga's startup, which was exactly as bullshit as you would think. they called me h-man

we bought lotta poo poo from costco

You can't just dropa bomb like this and then chill. lady gaga startup?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2018 16:02

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

(...with free refill)

# ¿ May 10, 2018 22:10

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Cursed image

*Profile...Ignore User*

# ¿ May 17, 2018 03:09

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

binge crotching posted:

Yeah, that's a lot more normal for stadium beer than $10.

Also, I just had a dog. Nothing on it today, I wanted to see how a plain one was. Shockingly good still actually.

No refill either, I'll let someone else drink my share.

Thanks, friend. I swung by after work and told 'em I was gonna pick up binge's refill and they had it waiting for me right by the door.

# ¿ May 18, 2018 00:09

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

What's the low down on the Kirkland brand razor with blades? Saw a big pack on a decent price last time I was there.

# ¿ May 23, 2018 00:32

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

If you�re not grinding a concerning amount of raw onion onto your suspiciously cheap hotdog, I don�t know what you�re doing with your life.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 04:18

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Do they sell desk chairs, you ask? I say as I swivel around to face the door in my Costco desk chair, a glass of Kirkland brand whiskey clinking in my hand

# ¿ Nov 3, 2018 04:15

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

El Jebus posted:

I buy the Kirkland XO cognac (~$48-50) fairly often these days. It's comparable to $75-90 bottles of XO from the bigger names. I haven't yet had the nerve to get the small batch XOs from California, or the real good stuff from France, but it's great and delicious for the price.

What's a good drink to make with the Stco Kirk Cogn?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2018 00:43

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Cost COmpany, Inc.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2018 07:03

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Does StCo do Black Friday deals?

# ¿ Nov 23, 2018 07:19

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

This ice cream is really, really good tho, and totally worth the cost.

like, REALLY good.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 00:20

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Cubes are for the bathroom and guest bedrooms and rectangles are for main areas.

The tissues and the razors are the two things where I will go brand name over Kirkland. They are both noticeably worse. Oh and the peanut butter. All else is Kirkland. Born into Kirkland diapers, sustained on Kirkland booze, buried in a Kirkland coffin.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 02:20

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I�ve been every single one of them at some point in my life

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 05:12

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

The Slack Lagoon posted:

Use giant wine glass as a punch bowl

For thirty bucks that�s not a bad idea at all, even if you only use it a few times ever

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 05:30

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Also the giant multi-box ziplock bags. A box of every size for the price of like one box at another store. Only available in summer for some reason.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 20:07

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Crock pot carnitas. You'll feed a family of eight for two days or a family of four for a week

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 22:42

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

KFC / Taco Bell / Pizza Hut or get outa my way

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 06:01

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

poisonpill posted:

KFC / Taco Bell / Pizza Hut or get outa my way

Actually I just realized I haven�t been to any of these places in at least like five years. Is KFC still good?

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 06:02

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 08:24

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Big Data posted:

You might have bigger problems in life if you need 5 gallons of mayonaise.

He suddenly realized that he needed to commit suicide, OP

# ¿ Jan 6, 2019 16:46

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