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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

A giant pigs in a blanket with a Costco dog would be rad and also a good way to go out

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Has anyone ever got eye glasses from costco?

I did about three months ago. Actually asked this thread the same question beforehand. It was a good experience and was cheap AF.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

The hot take police are here

https://www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/costco-will-be-a-thing-of-the-past-and-heres-why.html/?a=viewall

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Does the sacred land sell propane tanks?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Hmm thanks. When I was a BJs member I always had a dude fill it at their tire center.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

MisterOblivious posted:

Costcoism may not be for you. Have you considered becoming a SardineDadist?

Also, you might be combining the two Tim Whatleys into one.

My love for Costco is equally pure. I just don't possess the medical degree.

Tried the food court Cold Brew Mocha Freeze. Not bad.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

LionArcher posted:

Returned the hammock today (I love it, but there is no place for me to put it :( ) but grabbed the new Stephen King Book, and the new office chair they have that feels amazing.

PBUC

I would have grabbed a dog, but I’m on Keto right now and eating a dog without a bun feels wrong.

Link to the office chair? I'm in the market for one.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Did an early morning Co run today. My friends, they are sampling Aidells Chicken Meatballs and holy gently caress they rule.

Also bought two giant rear end slabs of ribs for $19 to grill tonight at my new house in my new backyard :getin:

Tim Whatley fucked around with this message at 15:38 on May 26, 2018

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

A rare Costco deal for new believers

https://www.groupon.com/deals/costco-membership-2018-national

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Picked up that garage solar motion light for my driveway for $40. Thing is bright as hell.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

If you're into smart home stuff, Costco has some goddamn deals right now.

Nest Hello Doorbell + Google Home Mini for $180 (Doorbell is normally $200 on its own)

Better deal: Nest Thermostat and Google Home Mini for $170. The thermostat is usually $250 on its own and a lot of states have energy rebates for getting one. NH has a $100 rebate making this entire bundle $70 bucks.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Fellow members. Give me your absolute hottest rundown and haul to make my BBQ next Saturday the most bumping. Obviously hamburgers and hot dogs is a given but I'm going to just grill all day long. What are we making

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

FilthyImp posted:

What kind of heathen doesnt respect the international BBq holiday, July the Fourth?

Get chicken Satay skewers, the korean bbq takeaway, some flap meat for carne asada, and your choice of burgers, ribs or hot dogs and youll be set on the grill. Pair with your favorite beerpacks, and grab a set of the Mexican cokes, Fantas, and maybe some LaCroix for the hipsters.
Dont forget to get the picnic pack of condiments, and a jumbo mayo. You can also get the 24 pack of eggs, some pasta, and the pre-shredded rotisserie chicken for your sides and salads. Add guacpaks and chips of various types for to keep happy the crowds.
Dessert can be the cube of assorted ice creams.

As a true American I'm not throwing a huge party on a week night. That's just cruel.

Thanks for the tips I'll buy it all

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Got all the essentials for a kickin rad BBQ on Saturday, $170 later. As part of this, I randomly grabbed one of those giant rear end bottles of Kirkland ready-to-go margaritas. I have a feeling it'll be disgusting but like everything at Costco, I have never been steered wrong before. Guess we'll find out, friends.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Costco should sponsor the 4th Hot Dog eating contest just so I can see how Joey Chestnut fares with those dogs

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

My Costco had a guy selling wood pellet grills for a while. Super nice guy and he was selling a ton of them and they were like $900, but bitch I'm not using wood pellets when I have a normal propane grill like everybody else.

Give me a bulgogi bake please. For America.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Costco now accepts Apple, Google, Samsung Pay

https://www.engadget.com/2018/08/21/costco-apple-pay/

Might be a dumb question but I'm not really familiar with the tech. Would that mean you can theoretically use any card since it's in your phone of choice's pay service? Or would it still say debit or Costco Credit card only?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

My buddy finally went to Costco over the weekend and told me he only ate about 3/4 of the dog. If you don't finish a goddamn hot dog you a punk bitch.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Big savings on the clothing I wear when I hunt for deals

https://www.costco.com/Natural-Blind-Green-3-piece-Deluxe-Ghillie-Suit.product.100412989.html

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Cut up a rotisserie for sunday football buffalo chicken dip :getin:

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I got the Kirkland big pack thing of pulled pork. Holy drat it's good. I love that it's just the meat and not drowning in a BBQ sauce so I could use my brand of choice.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Bought a nice red $10 flannel and three enormous bags of Halloween candy (first year in my neighborhood, all my neighbors have said get at least 500 pieces because how crazy it is) for under $50. PBUC.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

All 16 Costco Food Court Items, Ranked
https://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2018/10/all_16_costco_food_court_items_ranked_worst_to_bes.html

Number one is the Churro? gently caress off New Jersey.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Praise be unto Costco

Yes we're a cult.

Our Heaven's Gate has a receipt checker

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Went to church and was tempted to buy a to of poo poo, but picked up another $9.99 flannel because I'm a huge fan of the one I bought the other day. Bless.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

My personal office at work has an exit door in it so it can get drafty as gently caress. It's probably a fire hazard but also an excuse to buy another sherpa to wrap myself in at work this winter PBUC

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Got my sherpa and Red Dead and a week off. If you're not playing Red Dead under a sherpa are you even playing it at all

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

In the flyer this week they have $2 off two enormous containers of their broccoli cheddar soup and it is goddamned delicious and was like $7 bucks.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Their buffalo wing cheese is my poo poo. Gotta stock up on this one

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

FCKGW posted:

They were filming a commercial or something outside of my local Costco today

Kirkland Brand Porn, PBUC

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

ITT I learned we buy animal legs for the price of a huge TV

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

naem posted:

I just like to look at pictures on the internet and then maybe buy some slightly fancy lunch meat in a packet for $10 and eat it off a paper plate in my lovely apt with a glass of Two Buck Chuck from Trader Joes



Except the bottle is the glass

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

World's strongest man does his grocery shopping at Costco.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhLkLxR1Oc

Only the weak go to BJs and Sam's Club :smuggo:

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Ran out of daily contacts so I have no choice but to hit church tomorrow. Gonna be a fuckin nightmare, but otherwise I literally can't see, so checkmate.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

My friends, many Costco deals have started early and it's my first Costco holiday season and I just can't believe it.

I bought the Nest Hello doorbell today, which is normally $230, at Costco and it comes with a year of Nest Aware Subscription (normally $50) and a Google Home Mini (also normally $50) for $179 loving dollars. All other companies are running this same deal but just the doorbell and nothing else for $179. PBUC.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Cool. I mean wtf why did you ask me to come over and run out but he was at the store and told me what was going on.

Pretty neat.

Your friend 100% just wanted to show off their sick new doorbell, and I'm definitely above this and in no way will also pull this same move.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Chinatown posted:

some jerk brought a whole container of Kirkland chocolate covered almonds into the office!!!

Make that loving rear end in a top hat pay by eating all of them!!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Seltzer and carbonated poo poo is fine as long as it's not full of sugar. Just another fear mongering campaign by BIG DENTIST. Just be careful with Spindrift since they use actual fruit juice so there's about 1-3g of sugar per can. It's all about Polar anyways.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

I know it's not possible but I hope you all awaken to a $1.50 hot dog and drink with free refill under your trees. Merry Xmas fellow cult members

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Currently dry brining myself using a red patchwork ultimate sherpa throw

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