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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Costco should just create a side bar area and put up their TVs to show the sports games and serve hard drinks at discounted prices and in bulk along with the food. "I'll have a shor....uhh...give me the 56 liter Christmas Ale and a pack of your 5 whole Turkeys in Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce. Yes I'm here by myself. Churro for dessert."

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Start there then at some point Costco World a theme park where you and your pack of 4 family members gets to be battered and deep fried in hot oil as just one ride.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The one thing missing though is a good side dish. The sandwiches and such are good but it needs something like chips or fries or such. It might be too Mcmealy but I dunno. Consuming a 700 calorie burger with a 300 calorie drink isn't the same without a weeks worth of salty 400 calorie potato or batter related things. Maybe, like, a side of blooming onion.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Poutine!!! Smoked meat?!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Wait. What if you take that dog, add the Montreal meat and fries, then put the gravy and cheese on top of a slice of pepperoni pizza and eat it like a sandwich? Dawg Canada is wild.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Meydey posted:

Great Britain:


Doesn't look that good...wtf is up with that freaky looking pizza and pepperoni? The fug on the pie? Where is the fish and tandoori chips?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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C. Everett Koop posted:

plus the health care to deal with the consequences of your decisions :canada:

Plus I'm a Canadian American so booyah! They need a Costco in Banff next to Lake Louise.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Relevant Tangent posted:

Amex and Costco had a clash (Amex were convinced they were a prestige brand and looked down on the Costco people because instead of having MBAs they had just worked for 20 years) which led to Costco walking into the loving arms of Visa. They let 20% of their business walk out the door because they couldn't stop being snobby assholes.

Edit--https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-how-amex-lost-costco/

Costco. Average Joes capable of toppling 150+ year old corporate monilth credit giants. Awesome.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Ketchup? Mercy...how is there no mustard.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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No Butt Stuff posted:

I'm more of a Costco pizza kinda guy. I understand if you can't afford to throw around those fat stacks.

Bro I dabble in the stock market so I can get that sweet sweet 5 dolla holla brisket sandwich one day.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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PBUC. I hope he gets a hero's funeral but I fear if other management now wants to go Wall Street and make a buck

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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the good fax machine posted:

I bet that pizza loving sucks, like the poo poo you had in the cafeteria in grade school

It's worse. I've had Costco, Sams and BJs membership and for food courts Sams is worse than garbage tier.

Costco is just superior by far.
BJs has a lot of brand name bulk stuff.
Sams has some cheap stuff and bakery/cake is okay but gently caress Walmart poo poo it isn't worth it.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Math You posted:

Kanata?

Also there needs to be a Costco stadium where concessions are the food court items. The tickets will sell themselves...

Ah yes, the Las Vegas Costco-Dome at the Costcotel. A warehouse, but a dome, and a luxury casino hotel, that can somehow house NFL/MLB/NBA/NHL/Ruby/Lacrosse/Winter Sports/Wrestling/Theater/Concerts/etc. under the sun. On the Strip. Maybe take out all the older casinos there like remove Excalibur/Luxor/etc. or Flamingo/Circus Circus/Harrah's/etc. and put it there.

"WIN! BUT WIN IN BULK! Just need a Costco Membership!" with rooms more luxurious but cheaper than what's around it.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I like how I went to the west side market, like a farmers market and butcher area with some prepared stuff too, in Cleveland to look for bulgogi and uncooked tortillas but couldnít find it and yet Costco has both.

Anyone tried their bulgogi and uncooked tortillas? How is it?

Peace be upon Costco

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Thanks!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Fun fact, the more palm in product there is, the more it eradicates the Indonesian/Malaysian forest and Orangutans and wildlife will go extinct because of it.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Black Friday Costco in Texas...has Chili and Double Cheeseburgers. Awesome, PBUC and God Bless...

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Fill it with Purell. Purell is primarily denatured ethanol/alcohol.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Skip the bidet. Hook up a power wash.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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MisterOblivious posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BFUm3m3kyE


Hell yeah. Pound and a half of cheese. You can't buy that much cheese for less!

Costco Pizza is a 9.5/10 for me. I love it and it's better than actual NY pizza. Only deep dish is better from, like, Angelos or Chicago Deep Dish which is 10/10. And 40g protein!! GETTIN' DEM GAINZ, BRO!!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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DELETE CASCADE posted:

have you ever been to new york

Yeah and eaten plenty of pizza there.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I've been to Italy and found the US has better pizzas. Sometimes reputations are outdated or over rated and just because it's in NYC doesn't make it better and other places can do it better. Not that there aren't good pizzas in NYC, just that for the style of pizza, Costco's is better than a lot there.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Costco Is Selling a 27-Pound Bucket of Macaroni and Cheese https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a25836526/costco-chefs-banquet-27-pound-bucket-macaroni-and-cheese/ via @BestProducts

PBUC InshAllah

Finally we can eat 27 loving lbs of MAC and Cheese in a sitting. Goddamn.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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moolchaba posted:

I'm a little late, but I Costco pizza 9.65/10 for me.

What if I were to wrap my dog with it?



Truly awesome to the MAX

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I am pro sample.

Down with the anti-samplers!

I hope this is not the start of an internal religious divide amongst Costco believers...

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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There really needs to be a Costco Bar and Restaurant, preferably a sports bar and strip club. $20 gets you thighs and legs in bulk.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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priznat posted:

If anyone has been to one of the Don Cherry sports bars in Ontario (do those exist anymore?) that is what I picture a costco bar would be like.

Hahaha yes. By the way, Google image search Don Cherry. Itís a pro search.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I went to Costco today and had a very fresh slice of pepperoni pizza and a coke. I caught myself saying "One bite, everybody knows the rules." before eating it and then I had stop for a minute and ask myself how many hours did I spend watching YouTube to automatically say this.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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clopping and cumming posted:

Many more hours than I have, as I have no idea what that is in reference to. (Maybe Iím an ďoldĒ now!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QsjdjUJAkA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIZL8aSBjEc#t=166s

Gatts fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Mar 10, 2019

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I'm 37. I am an old.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Why does Barstool suck? Or never speak of it. I just know this dude and his posting about pizza and they're entertaining reviews.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Okay that sucks rear end. gently caress im.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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What if you drink the chicken bake? Like cut an end open, stick a straw in it, and go?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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In America they need to add fries to the menu. Or Poutine. Or chili/bacon cheese fries. They already have a brisket sandwich and a turkey sandwich that I like, but fries as a side would be good. I suppose they don't want to fry. So maybe they should do supreme loaded nachos or chips and guac.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Sadly we donít get fries in America from Costco. It is forsaking us for that

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Tomorrow morning I will be going to pick up a $598 Louisana Kamado Grill, 24inch. Normal retail $900. It's heavy as poo poo, even lifting the lid, but it's double clay wall insulated and comes with a pizza stone for baking and I need a new grill to do everything on. I think it'd take 2-3 people to lift the box up to my deck or out of the SUV/Truck. Gonna go lump charcoal.

Lo but did I serve my devotion and consumed the $1.50 dog and pop, PBUC.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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I just got my kamado grill from Costco. When I check the website it says not found. I had to call the store and they had 5 left at my location so I went to go pick it up.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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The Slack Lagoon posted:

Going to go to a Costco I've never been to tomorrow.

Make a list of what you want. Otherwise you'll spend 300-500 without realizing it.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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If weed is legalized in a state...would Costco be allowed to sell it? Would they then make special brownies to sell in their Food Courts?

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

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Went through 3 bags of the mini candy that contain Twix, Musketeers, Milky Way, Snickers. Gave out 3-5 candies per kid. So we got plenty of kids.

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