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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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killer crane posted:

it makes a pretty neat bludgeon

Murder someone with it then eat the evidence.

The perfect crime.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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canyoneer posted:

My favorite is when they charge the outgoing tenant for carpet replacement and then just don't replace the carpet for the next guy.

My last apartment told me my 7 year old carpet that looked worn down on all the walkways was "rated for 20 years" and then charged me for it.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

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Bloodplay it again posted:

Yes and I hate it. It really sucks to try and shop, especially in the snack section, because the aisles are already only 4' wide or so and I get sick of navigating around wide-eyed "oh fruit by the foot I wonder what this exotic delicacy tastes like" crowds. The best thing about the pandemic was the removal of the sample stations.

Call me a heretic, but I'd trade onion dispenser for removal of all sample stations in a goddamned heartbeat.

Now they just hand out sealed, pre-packaged things as I deliberate whether it is worth diving into Night of the Living Dead for a box of granola bars.

Edit: sorry, sex master, for being a grump and destroying your memories.

I have always really disliked the samples as well. Once in a rare while it's something I'd be interested in trying, but then there is a big line for them anyway. I usually want to go on non sample days because it annoys the hell out of me, but then my wife complains that ruins the fun.

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